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Hiatus is officially OVER and so are Leto II's chances for escape. We get some riddles (Megan's Favorite) and some more ace sartorial choices from Farad'n (Beau's favorite). We also talk Wheel of Time, Composting trivia, and more! 

Megan and Beau are back with a brief update on the current status of the show, movie and trailer talk, and a Harley Quinn tangent that no one asked for but everyone will love. 

This week we talk Taco Bell, Middle School Sartorial choices, Leto's English Lit degree,  Alia's poor choices AND Megan's innate coolness, all while Beau battles a head cold! Join us! Music this week comes from Guy Copeland and Esme Cruz, find them both at Epidemic Sound.

We are back with some real-life updates at the top of the show. In this episode, we discuss Alia's sad, no good, very bad day and Duncan's weird Jessica fantasies. Go from Sad to Mad in one short chapter, the Frank Herbert way! 

And we're BACK! This week we talk Farad'n, Fanfic, the dubious art of Neil Breen, and so much more! Music this week comes from Deskant and Jon Björk, find them both at Epidemic Sound!

This week we talk Ghanima Atreides who is not only more Fremen than Fremen, but really could have changed this series in an amazing way. Meanwhile, Duncan gets super dramatic, Lady Jessica makes a deal, and Farad'n raids his wardrobe for the perfect hostage-greeting outfit. 

Grab your FremKit and hail a WUber, this week's episode is a doozy. Leto and Ghani finally face off with the Laza Tigers and sadly there is no House music but there is a lot of blood and sand getting in wounds. Next up, Farad'n decides to play his cards close to his chest as the gang on Salusa Secundus decides whether or not to give sanctuary to Duncan Idaho and his runaway mother of the bride.

The reunion no one asked for is here as Duncan makes good on his promise to kidnap Lady Jessica and Prince Farad'n plays his mom like a baliset. Also, General Hux's beauty regimen, Thrawn's place in the Duniverse, and Fremen cancel culture

Jessica's been on Arrakis for a while now but she's finally getting ~*thirsty*~ for those Baliset Rockstars while BarLia (Baron!Alia) is unmasked. The Fremen are here to tell our Mother of Moisture (ew) that the worms are in danger, girl while Leto and Ghani sneak off over the orchard and through the bled, to probable death they go. We Share, but maybe you shouldn't? Join us for Children of Dune, we are saturated with living!

Thanks very much for hanging in while Beau dealt with physical and technical difficulties this week, now that we are up and running again we once more join Alia, Irulan, and...Duncan? Didn't he *just* leave? Alia sees conspiracies everywhere, with reason, and Jessica takes the water out of Javid. Join us for chapters 21 & 22 of Children of Dune!

Follow us as we take you into the Arrakis version of 'A Marriage Story' while Alia and Duncan make their separate plans. With Stilgar busy worrying about the twins, Ghani has some unsettling recollections to discuss with Lady Jessica. Grab your Computer Man Clone Gift and join us for Children of Dune! 

Join us as we peek in on Leto II and Stilgar's trip to the Attendant, find out why it's so important that the Fremen are all babes, and as a bonus hear us talk about the Stepford Wives!

It's a big week for the Atreides from Arakeen to Seitch Tabur. First up, Leto and Grandma Jessica have a fraught tête-à-tête where Jessica learns just how badly she screwed up on all fronts, while Preacher!Paul delivers some vague (and some not so vague) warnings to his former nearest & dearest.

Buckle up everyone because these two chapters have a LOT going on, least of which is Beau calling Leto II a "happy go lucky little dude" and asking if Duncan Idaho can be renamed "Uncle Duncs." There's more creepy twin/parent stuff, and a fairly amusing meeting with Prince Farad'n and a mysterious, eyeless man who swoops in, does a bit of Gandalfing before swooping out again. What's in the Prince's dream journal? Tune in to find out!

This episode We Need To Talk About Alia and how everyone in her life failed her. Also, we get a glimpse at Jakarutu and let's just say it's not going to be top rated on Trip Advisor any time soon. Join us!

This week we talk misguided limos, those Corrino gals, Pedant Heresies, tortoise sex (yes, really), and Beau does an English accent so astonishingly bad that we formally apologize to all of our UK listeners upfront.

Join us as we talk Public Transit ministries, Secret Fingers, Mummy Hands, and religious dancing! While Jessica and Gurney hatch some plans we meet a mysterious figure known only as The Preacher who may or may not look a lot like our old pal Paul Atreides.

This week we have an AWKWARD family reunion as Jessica and Gurney return to Arrakis. Alia might be off the rails but at least Irulan still looks sexy? Meanwhile, Leto makes Ghani listen to his emo baliset playing as he shares some pretty major revelations about himself and the ecology of Dune. Join us!

Children of Dune continues to zip along as we follow Alia through a moment of emotional complexity, take a field trip off-planet to see some wildlife from Frank Herbert's Menagerie of the absurd, and learn about the military organization of the Sardaukar! Join us!

And we are officially BACK! Join us as we talk Stilgar's existential crisis, Alia the ancient 25-year-old, and two weird but ultimately charming kids, it's Children of Dune! 

Friends of the show Jay and Sean from the podcast Two Guys To The Dark Tower Came are back to help us close out Wizard and Glass. We talk about Roland's romantic nature, Suzannah's similarities to her tutor, and the unmatched courage of Susan Delgado. Join us, won't you? 

Megan and Beau are joined by Podcasting wunderkind Phil Gonzales, who hosts such shows as Deep In Bear Country, It's Del Toro Time, and Pizza Toast: A Babysitters Club Podcast. In this episode, they discuss book four of Stephen King's Dark Tower series, first love, ticking clocks, the patois of coastal Texas, and how Wizard and Glass became a turning point not just for the Dark Tower Series, but King's future works as well.

Megan and Beau are here to talk Hayt's true purpose (it's a doozy) and Alia's spice overdose. Things get a little romancey this week so prepare yourselves for lots of wistful sighing. Also, thanks so much for your patience while we got this episode out, to show our gratitude we're releasing this to all tiers! #roundegg