Episodes
Published 10/01/21
We're back after a very unexpected absence! This week listen to us break down the absolutely bonkers James Wan flick, Malignant.
Published 10/01/21
This week we take on the very bizarre Sleepwalkers from 1992 starring Madchen Amick, Brian Krause, and Alice Krige. If you're into alien cats and/or vampires, this movie is for you.
Published 09/10/21
This week we discuss the 2020 horror movie, The Empty Man. Did we love it? Did we hate it? Were we somewhere in between? Listen and find out!
Published 09/03/21
In this week's episode, we talk about the remake of The House on Haunted Hill from 1999. Did we love it? Did we hate it? Did we think it was a two-hour Marilyn Manson video? Find out when you hit play!
Published 08/27/21
We're back from a little bit of a summer break and this week we're reviewing the 2021 horror film, The Resort. It's our shortest episode ever and we'll let you figure out why. 
Published 08/20/21
This week Whitney and Lauren are wrapping up the Fear Street trilogy with Fear Street 1666. Whitney also wants everyone to know she knows they didn't use makeup to de-age the actors in The Irishman and IT: Chapter 2, it was digitally done. 
Published 08/06/21
This week we talk about the second installment in the Fear Street trilogy with Fear Street 1978. Starring Sadie Sink this one invokes the spirit of our favorite 80s slashers like Friday the 13th and Sleepaway Camp while an ax-wielding killer makes his way through Camp Nightwing.
Published 07/23/21
This week Whitney and Lauren talk about the first movie in the new Netflix Fear Street trilogy, Fear Street:1994! Were there any plot holes? Do parents exist in this universe? Did we love the head nods to Scream? Listen and find out in this week's episode!
Published 07/16/21
This week we have a very special guest - author, Grady Hendrix! Grady chose Phantom of the Mall: Eric's Revenge for us to review and oh boy, it was a doozy. In what other movie can you find phantoms in malls, cobras in pet stores, and murderous piano players? Only in the 80s. Listen to us chat all about the ridiculous parts of this movie as well as talk about Grady's new book, The Final Girl Support Group, which debuts on July 13th!
Published 07/09/21
With Lauren back from vacation, this week we tackle the pregnancy-horror flick, False Positive, starring Ilana Glazer, Pierce Brosnan, Justin Theroux, and Sophia Bush. Does it make the cut? Or is Pierce Brosnan's character's oddly erotic lubing up of the office tools enough to make us want to throw up? Find out in this week's episode!
Published 07/02/21
This week with Lauren out, Whitney and Blake (formerly of Midweek Matinee) sit down to talk about all the mind-boggling events that occur in the second installment of the A Nightmare on Elm Street franchise.
Published 06/25/21
In honor of Father's Day this Sunday, we chose 2009's The Stepfather as our movie this week. Starring Dylan Walsh, Penn Badgley and Sela Ward, this horror movie sees a stepfather adopting a new family and sliding into their life, only he's not the loving father they all seem to think he is. Want a specific segment? You're in luck! In Summary... - 2:28 Lights, Camera, Trivia - 21:56 Why Would They Do That? - 26:49 The Ratings Are In! - 36:43 This Week in Horror - 40:31
Published 06/18/21
This week we tackled the third movie in The Conjuring series with the newly released, The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It, directed by David Chavez and starring Patrick Wilson and Vera Farmiga. How does this one stand up to its predecessors? Listen to find out!
Published 06/11/21
This week we cover The Conjuring 2, directed by James Wan and stars Vera Farmiga, Patrick Wilson, and Madison Wolfe. This film brings us back into Ed and Lorraine Warren's lives as they investigate the Enfield haunting.  Want a certain segment of the show? Here you go: In Summary... - 3:42 Lights, Camera, Trivia - 15:36 Why Would They Do That? - 26:55 The Ratings Are In - 35:42 This Week in Horror - 39:04
Published 06/04/21
Let's get ready to RUMBLE!!! Join us as we battle it out over Zack Snyder's latest horror/action flick, Army of the Dead, starring Dave Bautista, Ella Purnell, Omari Hardwick, and a slew of other people. One of us hated it, one of us loved it... Listen and choose your side.  If you want to listen to a certain segment, here you go: In Summary... - 1:23 Why Would They Do That? - 28:00 Lights, Camera, Trivia - 45:12 The Ratings Are In! - 1:11:51 This Week in Horror - 1:19:34
Published 05/28/21
This week we're talking all about Zack Snyder's 2004 remake of Dawn of the Dead, starring Sarah Polley, Ving Rhames, and Jake Weber. Only want to hear a certain segment of the show? You're in luck! In Summary... - 1:45 Lights, Camera, Trivia - 20:24 Why Would They Do That? - 34:30 The Ratings Are In! - 43:51 This Week in Horror - 48:38
Published 05/21/21
We're back! This week we have special guest, Collin Parker, as we talk about the 2000 horror/thriller, What Lies Beneath, starring Harrison Ford and Michelle Pfeiffer. While it should've been a home run on all accounts with Spielberg and Zemeckis behind the wheel, find out if this gave us the willies or if it just flat-out flopped. 
Published 05/14/21
If there's one thing in this world we know is true, it's that we can't pass up a James Wan flick. That's why this week we're covering The Conjuring and talking all about the creepy incidents on set, why Bathsheba ranks up there with the Lipstick Demon, and why Whitney won't allow a Ouija board in her house even if it is made by Parker Brothers. 
Published 04/30/21
Pull up a seat and get cozy because this week Whitney and Lauren are talking about the horror movie that some credit with single handedly reviving the horror genre - Wes Craven's, Scream! Starring Neve Campbell, Rose McGowan, Matthew Lillard, Skeet Ulrich, David Arquette, and Courtney Cox, this episode is packed with all sorts of trivia and a lot of Whitney and Lauren debating on whether or not they have a crush on Matthew Lillard.
Published 04/23/21
This week we're joined by our friend, Blake, from the podcast Midweek Matinee as we talk about the 2017 comedy-horror flick, Mom and Dad, starring Nicolas Cage and Selma Blair. Tune in as we chat about whether or not we want to ever kill our kids, what Lauren is changing her Twitter bio to, and how Blake is sure the pivotal moment in this entire film revolves around a toy dump truck.
Published 04/09/21
An alternate title for this episode could've been "Lauren Is Itchy" because in this week's episode, we cover the 1990 spider movie Arachnophobia. Does Lauren stay itchy? Why does Whitney know so much about spiders? Was Delbert's insecticide street legal? Find out and be itchy with us!
Published 04/02/21
This week we have vampires! We have boardwalks! We have men in super tight pants playing saxophones! That's right! We're covering the 1987 teen horror movie, The Lost Boys, starring Corey Haim, Jason Patric, Keifer Sutherland, and Corey Feldman. There's also mention of Labyrinth, as per usual.
Published 03/26/21
This week Whitney and Lauren discuss Barry Levinson's 2012 eco-horror movie, The Bay. Starring Kristen Connolly, Will Rogers, and Kether Donohue as members of a small Maryland town that gets overrun by isopods. Plus, a small segment of the show is dedicated to the body horror trope of a fingernail falling off, despite no one losing a single fingernail in this entire movie.
Published 03/19/21
This week we talk about Dave Franco's directorial debut, The Rental. When two couples embark on a weekend getaway to an AirBnB by the ocean, things go awry. (SHOCKER.) Does Lauren's wish of becoming best friends with Dave Franco come true? Does Whitney have a LOT of questions about the internet access in this movie? Do we somehow manage to bring Labyrinth into the conversation? Listen to find out!
Published 03/12/21