Episodes
at long last, Carissa and Orlan are getting married, and you are all privy to the gayness of it all. in this episode: the reunion, baby names, and governor maha time.
Published 02/10/21
a somewhat long finale episode you know how it is. in this episode: making flower crowns, "dealing" with the last son of house clelland, and glimpses of the immortal emperor.
Published 01/30/21
sorry for the weird cutoff this just happened to be where our recording bot left the call. anyways! in this episode: carly rae jepsen discussion, dahlia and theo ... visit the wall, and the introduction of a f*****f huge deathlands beast called Nergüi.
Published 01/19/21
the second half of the earlier recording !! in this round: mateo gets the episode named after him, resolving the tiered cake, and uh... worthy sees ansem again. yeah. that.
Published 01/16/21
the first episode of the lightning barrier saga. in this episode: the train departs, mustering the troops, and storming a tower.
Published 01/09/21
second half of the previous! in this round: steak knife sets off a ghost bomb, orlan drugs their girlfriend's stepdad, and caoihm gives a dramatic monolouge
Published 01/06/21
first half of the last score before the finale!! this ep, misery row fails to recognize the dm setting up a score, sitting around waiting for cas, and planning shit with the fog hounds.
Published 01/04/21
sorry for the impromptu hiatus! the holidays hate me specifically. anyways, in this episode: worthy doing another side mission, branon gets clothes, and several little talks with amelia.
Published 12/31/20
yeah, sorry man. in this episode: a chocolate milk thief, jailbreaking, and uhm.. meeting commander clelland. yeah, meeting.
Published 12/15/20
to kick this episode off, our friend Mary did a dramatic reading with Gwen/Worthy of some very important stuff that happened in chat. after that, we have: helker asking for love advice, real vamp dad hours, and a quandry.
Published 12/13/20
second half of the piracy episode! in this go around: our first trauma, kinda young dock workers, and a very confused and very old vampire.
Published 12/05/20
never a good f*****g sign to have an episode named after you ! never! in this episode: vixen's boytoy gets GOT, vixen's consequent breakdown, and heading to the hive.
Published 12/05/20
the remainder of the session after our short intermission. in this episode: stealing from the foghounds, #BroMoments between holtz and drac, and moving bee.
Published 12/02/20
winter break has begun here at JC, so this session is also over discord! once again everyone thank giarc bot (since craig did NOT feel like doing his job)! in this session: learning demon horse lore, the crew takes ANOTHER prisoner, and not one but TWO of the people who are f*****g a penderyn kid meeting lady penderyn.
Published 12/01/20
for the first time in forever, we have a score in one episode. in this one: karth is so tired why doesn't he have an intern, fantasy homophobia and racism in a neat little bow, and a whole lot of the GM roleplaying with himself.
Published 11/23/20
second half of the college ep! in this round: a disorder sara knows about, please stop f*****g resisting everything please please please, and a funny silly little bomb (or two).
Published 11/23/20
first of all, this is the first ep for which we used craigbot, which made the audio SO much sexier. second of all, it's the first half of the college au ep!! in this half: a strange college tradition, a woman very much on coraline's wavelength, and painted-on windows.
Published 11/23/20
was very torn on if i'd give this a serious name or not and the serious urge lost. in this episode: worthy finally getting to top someone, a very different side of baz, and answers about the heart.
Published 11/17/20
first half of another downtime ep. this round: vix becomes learning disorder representation, a visit from the fog hounds and milos, and a plan of attack.
Published 11/17/20
the final 30 mins of the last score and some more cataar.
Published 11/17/20
the rescue of carissa! in this episode: killing fantasy nazis, committing "war crimes" or whatever geneva is calling them these days, and roric asking for a sheep.
Published 11/11/20
the first half of the rescue of carissa. in this episode: a long recap, more planning than usual, and infiltration of the cult grounds.
Published 11/11/20
the conclusion to the previous episode. in this segment: a very different version of the foghounds than the one John Harper envisioned, mara going crazy going stupid, and poof powder.
Published 11/10/20
we met but then were down two people so instead four players just f****d around and found out for two hours. in this episode: more cataar, andsom the handsome demon horse, and several presents of a worrying variety. song used is la niña blanca by vienna ditto, which is licensed under a CC-BY because vienna ditto is the goat.
Published 11/10/20