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Bone up on your wine knowledge, vent about your insane parents, and be sure to secure a headliner for the Unity Concert! Join amateur country singers Mark and Allen as they tackle Episode 19 of Season 6, "Flu Season 2". (NOTE: The R&D department here at LFP Worldwide Headquarters is very close to finalizing suspended animation technology, and when we do, we won't have to worry about who our intern/producer is, because both Constantine and Harvey will be here full time! EDIT BY HARVEY: ...

Plan what you're doing over the summer, break out your DJ skillz, and rent a stretch limo ... cause it's PROM TIME! Join expert music set list makers Mark and Allen as they tackle Episode 18 of Season 6, "Prom". (NOTE: We finally removed the "DELETE EVERYTHING" button, so neither Harvey nor Constantine have to worry about hitting it anymore. Now they just have to worry about shocking themselves by putting their finger in the gaping hole that remains. EDIT BY HARVEY: Just so you know, guys,...

Pour over your contracts, carefully climb those monkey bars, and build a list of questions for your friends! Join world renowned tent renters Mark and Allen as they tackle Episode 17 of Season 6, "Galentine's Day". (NOTE: Harvey is also proud that HE did not hit the "DELETE EVERYTHING" button. EDIT BY MARK AND ALLEN: Okay guys, give it a rest.)

Protect your website against hackers, scout out talent in your local jazz club, and be on the lookout for load-bearing T-Rexes ... it's time for a good old-fashioned real estate property hunt! Join nationally ranked slogan makers Mark and Allen as they tackle Episode 16 of Season 6, "New Slogan". (NOTE: Once again, Constantine is disproportionally proud that he's gotten through ANOTHER episode without accidentally hitting the "DELETE EVERYTHING" button. EDIT BY MARK AND ALLEN: Congrats...

Get ready to give one heck of a press conference, make a fuss over any cute baby nearby, and turn on a TED talk by the color beige ... it's time to pitch a hot idea! Join expert bee string receivers Mark and Allen as they tackle Episode 15 of Season 6, "The Wall". (NOTE: Although Mark and Allen have NOT yet removed the "DELETE EVERYTHING" button in the booth, Constantine wants you to know he has gotten through one whole episode without accidentally hitting it. EDIT BY MARK AND ALLEN: Way to...

Put your mediator hat on, write up some reviews, and plan the PERFECT day for your partner ... it's anniversary time! Join professional Yelp reviewers Mark and Allen as they tackle Episode 14 of Season 6, "Anniversaries". (NOTE: As you listen, keep in mind we suffered a setback when Constantine "accidentally" deleted our initial podcast recording. He has been disciplined appropriately ... something that Harvey is very happy about.)

This is it folks. Get your favorite Sweetums soda, pack up your buddy box, and get ready to hit the road to Michigan ... It's time to say goodbye to two old friends. Join expert farewell givers Mark and Allen as they tackle Episode 13 of Season 6, "Ann and Chris". (NOTE: Get out your handkerchiefs, folks. If this one doesn't give you the feels, you're a freaking robot. Yes, Constantine, we know ... just like Robonstantine. EDIT BY HARVEY: Don't forget Carvey! EDIT BY CONSTANTINE: Shut up...

You can see his efforts in shows such as Bones, Man Up!, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Dice, Love, Splitting Up Together, The Good Place, Primo, and of course Parks and Recreation! Join us this week for a very special Pawnee Spotlight episode featuring Production Designer and Art Director Ian Phillips!

Make up some silly songs, ensure your firewall is still active, and put out your best wine and cheese ... it's time to vent! Join nationally recognized complainers Mark and Allen as they tackle Episode 12 of Season 6, "Farmers Market". (NOTE: We've got a lot to say about this episode, so follow along and, as always, don't get stuck.)

Grab your 80 point presentation plan, make your way to the local jewelry shop, and be sure to declare your foreign foods at customs! Join french cheese experts Mark and Allen as they tackle Episode 11 of Season 6, "New Beginnings". (NOTE: With the addition of MARBUCKS to LFP Worldwide Headquarters, everyone has been over-caffeinated lately. We're sorry. And you're welcome.)

Loyal viewers, there comes a time ... oh, about once a season ... where the upper brass at LFP Worldwide Headquarters complains about the on-air talent going over budget. When that happens, we need to quickly throw together a slap-dash episode for virtually no money, and even less talent. The result? You guessed it ... another GRAB BAG! Join nationally recognized bag grabbers Mark and Allen as they walk you through this captivating episode, full of frills, thrills, and probably other stuff...

Pay a visit to your favorite OB-GYN, build your own banner out of spare parts, and get ready to hear pitches for some great investment ideas! Join wildly successful angel investors Mark and Allen as they tackle this PRODUCER'S CUT version (AKA 'The One where Mark and Allen Talk a Lot!') of Episode 10 of Season 6, "Second Chunce". (NOTE: LFP Worldwide Headquarters would like to officially apologize for the length of this review ... between Harvey and Constantine competing with food trucks, the...

Break out your Ledgerman hat, contact Regal Meagle Realty, and get ready to sing a duet with your worst enemy! Join karaoke enthusiasts Mark and Allen as they tackle Episode 9 of Season 6, "The Cones of Dunshire". (NOTE: Ever since Constantine started dating Harvey's sister, Hermione, things have been heating up between the two of them. Word is they're cooking up something big to elevate their rivalry. Stay tuned!)

They're back! Get out your woodworking tools, brush off your marketing chops, and prepare to find your spirit animal! Join nationally-ranked crib makers Mark and Allen as they tackle Episode 8 of Season 6, "Flouride". (NOTE: We were going to have both of our interns working today, but Harvey, being the big grumble-guts he is, has refused to be in the studio with Constantine. It may or may not have something to do with Constantine dating his sister.)

Find your best Halloween decorations, put some marshmallows in your hot chocky, get some B13 shots, and prepare for the recall results! Join expert trend setters Mark and Allen as they tackle Episode 7 of Season 6, "Recall Vote". (NOTE: This is where Constantine would usually put a note, but he's so love struck he completely spaced it. Well done, idiot.)

Put on your skates and best 90s attire, grab a bag of quarters, limber up for skeeball, and get ready for a "brilliant" party! Join professional electronic deer hunters Mark and Allen as they tackle Episode 6 of Season 6, "Filibuster". (NOTE: Since not all of you are from London, Harvey wanted to explain what we mean by our use of "brilliant" above. It means "cool". EDIT BY MARK AND ALLEN: Well done, Harvey. You really sliced through the confusion.)

Look up some obscure idioms, put on your best foreign accent, get out your neck massager, and double down on your hatred of lawyers! Join expert idiom looker-uppers Mark and Allen as they tackle Episode 5 of Season 6, "Gin It Up!". (NOTE: Constantine is FINALLY back with us, although he's worthless ... all he does is text his girlfriend all day long. To make matters worse, we have an inkling as to who it might be ...)

Brew up some yerba matte tea sweetened with stevia, check on your emergency plate of waffles and whipped cream, and get out your customized medication case - it's got to be Xanax o'clock somewhere! Join professional merger czars Mark and Allen as they tackle Episode 4 of Season 6, "Doppelgangers". (NOTE: Harvey is once again grumpy, seeing as Constantine asked him to cover his shift yet AGAIN. Apparently Constantine's love life is ... well, he now HAS a love life. Who knew. And also ... yuck.)

Grab some road trip snacks, start removing any trace of your existence, and get ready for some accounting shenanigans - we've got to solve this budget crisis! Join expert accountants Mark and Allen as they tackle Episode 3 of Season 6, "The Pawnee-Eagleton Tip Off Classic". (NOTE: Harvey is a bit grumpy that he had to cover for Constantine, who was SUPPOSED to join us for this episode. Hopefully that won't affect the quality of the end result. Enjoy!)

Picking up where they left off last week, join the guys as they hop back across the pond to continue the second half of our coverage of the two-part, Season 6 premiere, "London, Part 2". (NOTE: Constantine and Harvey’s ‘pinkies out’ experiment was a complete failure and they’ve given up teetotaling altogether!)

Get your plane tickets and journey across the globe to a place where they have big clocks, say aluminum weird, and drive on the wrong side of the road ... that's right ... we're going to LONDON bay-bee!!! Join British Lords Mark and Allen as they tackle the first half of the double-sized Season 6 premiere, "London, Part 1". (NOTE: Constantine and Harvey were inspired by the Season 6 premiere, and have been drinking tea with their pinkies out. They're so proper.)

Talk about a fascinating guy who's been in a TON of stuff! You can see his efforts in movies such as Sully, Fracture, and Flightplan, as well as some of our favorite shows such as NCIS, Weeds, Justified, My Name Is Earl, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Office, House, Arrested Development, Scrubs, and of course Parks and Recreation as the delightfully curmudgeony Dr. Harris! Join us this week for a very special, LONG OVERDUE Pawnee Spotlight episode featuring Cooper Thornton! (NOTE: Constantine and...

When you're done thinking about the future of your business, and you've successfully solved the mystery in front of you, be sure to grab a front-row seat for one of the greatest spectacles in Pawnee ... the Founder's Week Parade! Join nationally ranked mystery solvers Mark and Allen as they tackle the Season 5 finale, "Are You Better Off?". (NOTE: No additional notes this time ... just enjoy this season finale!)

Grab your putter, order a snow cone, and get ready to battle - this is for the future of the Pawnee Palms! Join professional mini-golfers Mark and Allen as they tackle Episode 21 of Season 5, "Swing Vote". (NOTE: Inspired by this episode, Constantine performed his stand-up-comedy "swan song" earlier this week. I don't think he noticed his audience was just a series of cardboard cut-outs with a pre-recorded laugh track. It doesn't matter - he had fun, that's what is important.)