Buy your dress or tuxedo, get your speeches ready, and don't let yourself get TOO drunk at the rehearsal dinner... THERE'S A WEDDING TOMORROW! Join professional wedding crashers Mark and Allen as they tackle Episode 7 of Season 7, "Donna and Joe". (NOTE: Still no sign of Ralph the Janitor, and the R&D department here at LFP Worldwide Headquarters is not doing very well with Carvey. They are now trying to recreate the Delorian from "Back to the Future". Great movie. Horrible science. C'mon...

Whether a grand national park or a small local diner, some things are worth fighting for ... so put on your tie-dye shirt, go get your megaphone, decorate a really colorful sign, and get ready to make your voice heard! Join expert protesters Mark and Allen as they tackle Episode 6 of Season 7, "Save JJ's". (NOTE: While still no sign of Ralph the Janitor, Robonstantine seems to be stable after the latest Windows Update ... although he is a bit jealous at Carvey being backwards compatible with...

Leapin' Leap Day! You can see his work in TV shows such as Single Drunk Female, The Riches, My Name Is Earl, Grey's Anatomy, Jericho, The West Wing, Monk, The Shield, Judging Amy, Alias, Will & Grace, and many, many others ... including of course Parks and Recreation as the only Pawnee City Councilor worth a darn (besides Leslie of course) ... Councilman Douglass Howser! Please join us this week for a very special and interesting Pawnee Spotlight episode featuring the great Yvans Jourdain!

Go over your contract, prepare a welcome speech for the youths of tomorrow, and dive into the maddening intricacies of data-mining! Oh, and be sure to bow down to our robotic overlords. (EDIT: Robonstantine, don't get any ideas.) Join world renowned drone flyers Mark and Allen as they tackle Episode 5 of Season 7, "Gryzzlbox". (NOTE: We don't THINK Robonstantine has gone on any murder sprees yet, but we will admit it's been quite a while since we've seen Ralph the Janitor. It is possible...

Get your best claymore mine, put on some Shania Twain, and prepare to get into it - there's nowhere to run. But whatever you do, don't pull the fire alarm. Join expert grudge-holders Mark and Allen as they tackle Episode 4 of Season 7, "Leslie and Ron". (NOTE: As of yet, we have no further news about Constantine and Harvey - they are still stuck in the future, trying to find their way back, occasionally slipping us little pieces of information through the stargate. Man, this would make for a...

Search for historical artifacts, find an appropriate spokesperson, and get ready to hold a press conference - just make sure you have those pesky Point-Of-Sale documents signed first. Join nationally recognized notary publics Mark and Allen as they tackle Episode 3 of Season 7, "William Henry Harrison". (NOTE: We still haven't been able to pull Constantine and Harvey back from the future ... although they continue to send us information regarding future technology via sticky notes. Look...

Take a long drunken road-trip, panic about your employment choices, and impersonate a Swanson (e.g. order steak and whiskey, grow out your mustache, be almost unbearably manly)! Join world-renowned cult deprogrammers Mark and Allen as they tackle Episode 2 of Season 7, "Ron and Jammy". (NOTE: So far so good with Robonstantine. No murder sprees ... that we're aware of. If only we could say the same for Carvey ... *sigh*)

Write your speeches, put on your best black tie outfit, and get your bids together ... we're in the future, and we're going after some land! (Right after we streak the stage.) Join expert time travelers Mark and Allen as they tackle Episode 1 of Season 7, "2017". (NOTE: We've ... uh ... had a few setbacks regarding our producer/interns, Constantine and Harvey. See, what we did was ... ahhhh, you'll never believe us. Just listen to the podcast, you'll understand.)

Loyal viewers, you've probably been expecting this ... The upper brass at LFP Worldwide Headquarters has insisted we create a quick episode with little to no time, money, or talent. What did we come up with? Yeah, you know what it means. Yet another GRAB BAG! Join internet sensations Mark and Allen as they walk you through this glorious grab bag, full of math, interviews, analysis, reviews, and lots of other stuff you admittedly could probably do without. But join us anyway as we recap...

Kick off your 2023 with an inspiring look at the best advice money can buy (or at least what we can offer for free) featuring Ron Swanson and his 2024 New Year's message made exclusively for Live from Pawnee.

Part 2 Incoming...Perfect your conference presentation, get your staff ready to serve customers, prepare for an awesome musical concert, and remember ... when someone asks you whether you want to be the Corporal or the Warrior ... always choose the Maverick. Ladies and gentlemen, viewers of all ages, we are HERE! It has finally happened ... the 53 MINUTE sensation that is the Season 6 finale of Parks and Recreation! Join official Li'l Sebastian fan club members Mark and Allen as they...

Perfect your conference presentation, get your staff ready to serve customers, prepare for an awesome musical concert, and remember ... when someone asks you whether you want to be the Corporal or the Warrior ... always choose the Maverick. Ladies and gentlemen, viewers of all ages, we are HERE! It has finally happened ... the 53 MINUTE sensation that is the Season 6 finale of Parks and Recreation! Join official Li'l Sebastian fan club members Mark and Allen as they tackle the...

Gather events for a charity auction, volunteer at an elementary school, and whatever you do, KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT! Join professional secret keepers Mark and Allen as they tackle Episode 20 of Season 6, "1 in 8000". (NOTE: Mark and Allen would like to extend thanks to "Arrrrr Bucks Coffee'', the pirate-themed coffee business present inside of LFP Worldwide Headquarters. Your numerous cups of caffeinated goodness have often driven them to have a successful podcast, when otherwise they would...

Now THIS was a fun interview! You can see his work in the Broadway show (and movie) "The Boys in the Band", movies such as "The Mummy", tv shows such as the soaps "One Life to Live" and "General Hospital", the Showtime series "Beggars and Choosers", series like "Desperate Housewives", "Black Monday", "The Other Two" and "Uncoupled", the animated show "The Great North", and of course Parks and Recreation as the likeable lunkhead (and Regional Distributor for Derwin Ham Loaves) Pistol Pete...

Just in Time for your Thanksgiving, check out our Live from Pawnee exclusive Ron Swanson Thanksgiving message!

Bone up on your wine knowledge, vent about your insane parents, and be sure to secure a headliner for the Unity Concert! Join amateur country singers Mark and Allen as they tackle Episode 19 of Season 6, "Flu Season 2". (NOTE: The R&D department here at LFP Worldwide Headquarters is very close to finalizing suspended animation technology, and when we do, we won't have to worry about who our intern/producer is, because both Constantine and Harvey will be here full time! EDIT BY HARVEY: ...

Plan what you're doing over the summer, break out your DJ skillz, and rent a stretch limo ... cause it's PROM TIME! Join expert music set list makers Mark and Allen as they tackle Episode 18 of Season 6, "Prom". (NOTE: We finally removed the "DELETE EVERYTHING" button, so neither Harvey nor Constantine have to worry about hitting it anymore. Now they just have to worry about shocking themselves by putting their finger in the gaping hole that remains. EDIT BY HARVEY: Just so you know, guys,...

Pour over your contracts, carefully climb those monkey bars, and build a list of questions for your friends! Join world renowned tent renters Mark and Allen as they tackle Episode 17 of Season 6, "Galentine's Day". (NOTE: Harvey is also proud that HE did not hit the "DELETE EVERYTHING" button. EDIT BY MARK AND ALLEN: Okay guys, give it a rest.)

Protect your website against hackers, scout out talent in your local jazz club, and be on the lookout for load-bearing T-Rexes ... it's time for a good old-fashioned real estate property hunt! Join nationally ranked slogan makers Mark and Allen as they tackle Episode 16 of Season 6, "New Slogan". (NOTE: Once again, Constantine is disproportionally proud that he's gotten through ANOTHER episode without accidentally hitting the "DELETE EVERYTHING" button. EDIT BY MARK AND ALLEN: Congrats...

Get ready to give one heck of a press conference, make a fuss over any cute baby nearby, and turn on a TED talk by the color beige ... it's time to pitch a hot idea! Join expert bee string receivers Mark and Allen as they tackle Episode 15 of Season 6, "The Wall". (NOTE: Although Mark and Allen have NOT yet removed the "DELETE EVERYTHING" button in the booth, Constantine wants you to know he has gotten through one whole episode without accidentally hitting it. EDIT BY MARK AND ALLEN: Way to...

Put your mediator hat on, write up some reviews, and plan the PERFECT day for your partner ... it's anniversary time! Join professional Yelp reviewers Mark and Allen as they tackle Episode 14 of Season 6, "Anniversaries". (NOTE: As you listen, keep in mind we suffered a setback when Constantine "accidentally" deleted our initial podcast recording. He has been disciplined appropriately ... something that Harvey is very happy about.)

This is it folks. Get your favorite Sweetums soda, pack up your buddy box, and get ready to hit the road to Michigan ... It's time to say goodbye to two old friends. Join expert farewell givers Mark and Allen as they tackle Episode 13 of Season 6, "Ann and Chris". (NOTE: Get out your handkerchiefs, folks. If this one doesn't give you the feels, you're a freaking robot. Yes, Constantine, we know ... just like Robonstantine. EDIT BY HARVEY: Don't forget Carvey! EDIT BY CONSTANTINE: Shut up...

You can see his efforts in shows such as Bones, Man Up!, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Dice, Love, Splitting Up Together, The Good Place, Primo, and of course Parks and Recreation! Join us this week for a very special Pawnee Spotlight episode featuring Production Designer and Art Director Ian Phillips!

Make up some silly songs, ensure your firewall is still active, and put out your best wine and cheese ... it's time to vent! Join nationally recognized complainers Mark and Allen as they tackle Episode 12 of Season 6, "Farmers Market". (NOTE: We've got a lot to say about this episode, so follow along and, as always, don't get stuck.)