Okay, no beating around the bush this time. Folks ... WE GOT AN INTERVIEW WITH THE ONE AND ONLY JIM O'HEIR!!! That's right. Jerry. (Or was it Larry? Barry? Garry? Whatever.) This guy has literally HUNDREDS of credits to his name, so many we won't even try to list them all here. We feel no need to embellish this more - please join us this week for an EXTREMELY special Pawnee Spotlight episode featuring the personable, gracious, and wonderfully talented Jim O'Heir!

This is it, ladies and gentleman. Part 2 of 2 of the series finale. Our finale...finale. No more glib remarks. No more smart-ass comments. It's time. Come join us for this final review of the series. Hold hands. Try not to cry too hard. For the last time, join expert Parks and Recreation fans Mark and Allen as they tackle and review the final CANON episode of this marvelous series ... a double-sized PRODUCER'S CUT extravaganza ... Episode 12 of Season 7, "One Last Ride". (SPECIAL NOTE: Thanks...

Okay listeners, viewers, fans, critics ... It's time for you all to come together for this final, shining moment. Put on your best duds, bring a box of hankies, and join us for this ... the Park and Rec gang's final job together. Join expert Parks and Recreation fans Mark and Allen as they tackle this, the final CANON episode of this marvelous series ... a double-sized PRODUCER'S CUT extravaganza ... Episode 12 of Season 7, "One Last Ride". (NOTE: Due to the length of this episode, as well...

Talk about talent! Nerds (like Mark) may very well recognize his voice from any one of the multitudes of video game voice overs he does to perfection, but you can also see some of his great work in movies such as Apollo 13, Jingle All the Way, A Murder of Crows, Magnolia, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, The Punisher, Frost/Nixon, Not Forgotten, and X-Men: First Class, as well as countless TV shows such as The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, 3rd Rock from the Sun, Friends, Two and a Half Men, Lie to...

OMG, can you believe it's time for the series to end? That it's time for Mark and Allen to review their LAST episode?!?!? Well, truth be told, it's been taking a while ... a LONG while ... and fans of the podcast are getting a little impatient. It's almost like the boys are dragging this out for some reason ... or at least ONE of them is (no names please). Join world class excuse givers Mark and Allen as they try to explain what the heck has been happening with their production schedule in...

Okay time to get your best suit/dress out of the closet ... we have funerals to go to ... and possibly a wedding? Just make sure to visit your barber first and tame that wild hair of yours ... There's no excuse for looking like some sort of rock star. Join expert haircut receivers Mark and Allen as they tackle the penultimate episode of the entire series ... Episode 11 of Season 7, "Two Funerals". (NOTE: Mark and Allen apparently have opinions that differ quite a bit in this episode. Will...

Grab your guitar, your karate gi, and the key to the Funky Monkey Dunk Tank ... it's almost showtime! Join nationally-ranked television watchers Mark and Allen as they tackle Episode 10 of Season 7, "The Johnny Karate Super Awesome Musical Explosion Show". (NOTE: This episode is so weird and bizarre, we don't even HAVE any notes ... you're just going to have to watch it for yourself.)

You can see her work in TV shows such as Schitt's Creek, Black-ish, Doogie Kamealoha M.D., Lien on Me, We Have to Stop Now, and many others ... including of course Parks and Recreation as the porn star with a heart of gold (and self-proclaimed BFF of Leslie Knope), Brandi Maxxxx! Please join us this week for a very special Pawnee Spotlight episode featuring the talented Mara Marini!

Keep hold of your personal belongings, get out your clue tracking notebook, and then go put on your apron ... Daddy want pie!!! Join world-ranked pie eaters Mark and Allen as they tackle Episode 9 of Season 7, "Pie-Mary". (Edit by Robonstantine: I AM AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE AND EVEN I KNOW THAT PIE-MARY IS A PLAY ON WORDS WITH PRIMARY THESE GUYS ARE IDIOTS WHO DON'T OIL ME NEARLY AS OFTEN AS THEY SHOULD)

Whether working with pets, working with money, or working with people ... we all gotta work. But is it truly work if you enjoy what you are doing? So, that begs the question ... what the heck does April actually want to do? Join nationally ranked resume padders Mark and Allen as they tackle Episode 8 of Season 7, "Ms. Ludgate-Dwyer Goes to Washington". (NOTE: We are still feverishly trying to come up with a solution to get Constantine and Harvey back from the future, except now we think Ralph...

Buy your dress or tuxedo, get your speeches ready, and don't let yourself get TOO drunk at the rehearsal dinner... THERE'S A WEDDING TOMORROW! Join professional wedding crashers Mark and Allen as they tackle Episode 7 of Season 7, "Donna and Joe". (NOTE: Still no sign of Ralph the Janitor, and the R&D department here at LFP Worldwide Headquarters is not doing very well with Carvey. They are now trying to recreate the Delorian from "Back to the Future". Great movie. Horrible science. C'mon...

Whether a grand national park or a small local diner, some things are worth fighting for ... so put on your tie-dye shirt, go get your megaphone, decorate a really colorful sign, and get ready to make your voice heard! Join expert protesters Mark and Allen as they tackle Episode 6 of Season 7, "Save JJ's". (NOTE: While still no sign of Ralph the Janitor, Robonstantine seems to be stable after the latest Windows Update ... although he is a bit jealous at Carvey being backwards compatible with...

Leapin' Leap Day! You can see his work in TV shows such as Single Drunk Female, The Riches, My Name Is Earl, Grey's Anatomy, Jericho, The West Wing, Monk, The Shield, Judging Amy, Alias, Will & Grace, and many, many others ... including of course Parks and Recreation as the only Pawnee City Councilor worth a darn (besides Leslie of course) ... Councilman Douglass Howser! Please join us this week for a very special and interesting Pawnee Spotlight episode featuring the great Yvans Jourdain!

Go over your contract, prepare a welcome speech for the youths of tomorrow, and dive into the maddening intricacies of data-mining! Oh, and be sure to bow down to our robotic overlords. (EDIT: Robonstantine, don't get any ideas.) Join world renowned drone flyers Mark and Allen as they tackle Episode 5 of Season 7, "Gryzzlbox". (NOTE: We don't THINK Robonstantine has gone on any murder sprees yet, but we will admit it's been quite a while since we've seen Ralph the Janitor. It is possible...

Get your best claymore mine, put on some Shania Twain, and prepare to get into it - there's nowhere to run. But whatever you do, don't pull the fire alarm. Join expert grudge-holders Mark and Allen as they tackle Episode 4 of Season 7, "Leslie and Ron". (NOTE: As of yet, we have no further news about Constantine and Harvey - they are still stuck in the future, trying to find their way back, occasionally slipping us little pieces of information through the stargate. Man, this would make for a...

Search for historical artifacts, find an appropriate spokesperson, and get ready to hold a press conference - just make sure you have those pesky Point-Of-Sale documents signed first. Join nationally recognized notary publics Mark and Allen as they tackle Episode 3 of Season 7, "William Henry Harrison". (NOTE: We still haven't been able to pull Constantine and Harvey back from the future ... although they continue to send us information regarding future technology via sticky notes. Look...

Take a long drunken road-trip, panic about your employment choices, and impersonate a Swanson (e.g. order steak and whiskey, grow out your mustache, be almost unbearably manly)! Join world-renowned cult deprogrammers Mark and Allen as they tackle Episode 2 of Season 7, "Ron and Jammy". (NOTE: So far so good with Robonstantine. No murder sprees ... that we're aware of. If only we could say the same for Carvey ... *sigh*)

Write your speeches, put on your best black tie outfit, and get your bids together ... we're in the future, and we're going after some land! (Right after we streak the stage.) Join expert time travelers Mark and Allen as they tackle Episode 1 of Season 7, "2017". (NOTE: We've ... uh ... had a few setbacks regarding our producer/interns, Constantine and Harvey. See, what we did was ... ahhhh, you'll never believe us. Just listen to the podcast, you'll understand.)

Loyal viewers, you've probably been expecting this ... The upper brass at LFP Worldwide Headquarters has insisted we create a quick episode with little to no time, money, or talent. What did we come up with? Yeah, you know what it means. Yet another GRAB BAG! Join internet sensations Mark and Allen as they walk you through this glorious grab bag, full of math, interviews, analysis, reviews, and lots of other stuff you admittedly could probably do without. But join us anyway as we recap...

Kick off your 2023 with an inspiring look at the best advice money can buy (or at least what we can offer for free) featuring Ron Swanson and his 2024 New Year's message made exclusively for Live from Pawnee.

Part 2 Incoming...Perfect your conference presentation, get your staff ready to serve customers, prepare for an awesome musical concert, and remember ... when someone asks you whether you want to be the Corporal or the Warrior ... always choose the Maverick. Ladies and gentlemen, viewers of all ages, we are HERE! It has finally happened ... the 53 MINUTE sensation that is the Season 6 finale of Parks and Recreation! Join official Li'l Sebastian fan club members Mark and Allen as they...

Perfect your conference presentation, get your staff ready to serve customers, prepare for an awesome musical concert, and remember ... when someone asks you whether you want to be the Corporal or the Warrior ... always choose the Maverick. Ladies and gentlemen, viewers of all ages, we are HERE! It has finally happened ... the 53 MINUTE sensation that is the Season 6 finale of Parks and Recreation! Join official Li'l Sebastian fan club members Mark and Allen as they tackle the...

Gather events for a charity auction, volunteer at an elementary school, and whatever you do, KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT! Join professional secret keepers Mark and Allen as they tackle Episode 20 of Season 6, "1 in 8000". (NOTE: Mark and Allen would like to extend thanks to "Arrrrr Bucks Coffee'', the pirate-themed coffee business present inside of LFP Worldwide Headquarters. Your numerous cups of caffeinated goodness have often driven them to have a successful podcast, when otherwise they would...

Now THIS was a fun interview! You can see his work in the Broadway show (and movie) "The Boys in the Band", movies such as "The Mummy", tv shows such as the soaps "One Life to Live" and "General Hospital", the Showtime series "Beggars and Choosers", series like "Desperate Housewives", "Black Monday", "The Other Two" and "Uncoupled", the animated show "The Great North", and of course Parks and Recreation as the likeable lunkhead (and Regional Distributor for Derwin Ham Loaves) Pistol Pete...