“hoi so when kore (I’m saying lore instead of Persephone cause it’s a mouthful) was in the underworld, she found the garden where the magical pomegranates were. Demeter did tell her a little about eating food in the underworld but she thought there was a certain limit. She was like ‘Oh I haven’t eaten in awhile but a pomegranates not gonna hurt anyone’ she ate however many seeds when she heard Hades. She dropped the pomegranate and kicked it behind a bush. She hid her dirty hands behind her back when Hades was like ‘Hey Hermes is here to take you back.’ Hermes asked her if she ate anything and she was like, ‘No!’. Askalaphos, a gardener who watched her eat, was like, ‘Bro she did eat. She ate some of the pomegranate.’ Persephone showed them her hands. Hermes was like ‘Jesus now I have to do more paperwork.’ Later, Demeter found out that Askalaphos snitched on her and since snitches get stitches, she turned him into a lizard or (some other variation) a screech owl (screech owl is Hades signature bird). He went and hid under a rock. I think he was part of some other heroes quest but I’m not entirely sure. You guys don’t like ordinary reviews so there’s a badly written story.”
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03/08/23