The boys are back after a month long hiatus, and a lot of stuff has gone down.  First off, one of us in unemployed so that sparks a great conversation. Also, poison testing used to actually be a pretty lucrative position in our opinion. What else do we talk about? idk, how about our fourth grade classes feeding us possum soup??? We discuss our inner dialogues, and break down a weekly recap that includes concerts, the pride parade, and some other shit. Last but not least, Ms. J makes an...

We're back, so quit bitchin'. It's been a busy, covid-riddled couple of weeks since we last spoke to you, so prepare for probably our longest recap ever. We've been stalked (literally), we've been sick, and we've gotten swole af. We also do some movie reviews and shit, including one right in the middle of watching 'Top Gun' in Theaters. Enjoy! #LukeSquared 

What is there to say? We cover Jojo Siwa not being invited to the Kid's Choice Awards, a bitcoin for penis exchange, and some spooky shite going on around town :/  We watched a movie and spoil it probably. Had a panic attack. Stoner thoughts too I guess. Idk man, just listen. #LukeSquared

We show some class in this one broh. Real cultured up in this piece. We discuss a wild week of shenanigans, including the Oscars and getting filthy in downtown Buffalo. Enjoy this work of art. #LukeSquared

Mostly stories. Adirondack trips, comedy shows, Batman reviews... you get the picture, just listen. Like actually listen. The boys are dropping some newfound knowledge on ya. #LukeSquared

Yeah, we're back, and you're absolutely out of your mind  if you think I can remember what the hell we talked about! I mean there were definitely some stoner thoughts and movie talks from what I recall, but we're just getting back into the swing of things homie. Hope you enjoy the double header, and sorry for making you wait so long to hear these sultry voices again! Thank you to the Luke Squared fam! 3

The boys at Luke Squared may or may not have entered a new establishment in our little hometown that offers a very unique gift to their customers. Needless to say, we were intrigued and it effected the tone of this entire episode. A very funny tone to say the least. hehe. Enjoy! #LukeSquared

Choo choo baby! Lucas, Nick,  and Señor Don Julio discuss chaos and chance, observation versus reactions, and how raw Machine Gun Kelly is. 

The boys came through with a brisk episode this week due to time constraints. Following the intro, Luke discusses his unhinged moments from the last couple months that includes racist white women and severe road rage. We then bounce into music talk with Drake's whack ass marketing skills and the ultimate genius display that Kanye put on with his newest album; We also discuss the kid from Nirvana's "Nevermind" album cover suing the band for child pornography. Kozy explains his medically...

Lemme give you a quick run down of most of the topics we discuss in this episode: Atlas dropped an album, Vitamin B12 and meditation is kick ass, the new Suicide Squad was absolutely banana land, screw anyone who says we're not 90's babies, and tangent after tangent after tangent. We might be a little under the influence during this episode so you know it's a hit, no pun intended. Luke does the crate challenge off a dumb amount of Kratom, and we catch up with out boy Muhammad in Afghanistan....

The boys come in with some heat on this episode after a small hiatus. Tons of ad reads, and the introduction of a new segment called, "In the Field" where we interview local vendors at the Niagara County Fair. An absolute monstrosity of an episode, so enjoy us spew nonsense into the mics. #LukeSquared

Got a SUPER boring solo episode for you this week with Kozy on a vacation. We get a new ad read for the new Chevy Jizz Tank, and discuss the NBA championship series thus far. Also bring up a Marilyn Manson looking mf that scared me half to death. Following the intro, I have some stoner thoughts revolved around the point in my life where I had main character syndrome, and how hard it is to make it in this world from a creative standpoint. I wrap things up with a long discussion about my mental...

The boys take some CBD rips before the podcast and it might as well have been quaaludes because we were both slow as hell for the whole episode. After a semen retention ad, we issue an apology to CBD smokers, and then explain Kozy's panic attack that was induced by the pod beef. We recap our fourth of July festivities, and then Kozy feeds Luke the world's hottest popcorn (no cap, but maybe a cap idk. shit was hot), and he then tries to give a movie review while drooling and slugging milk....

We do an ad read for the Wheelchair association of the USA, and then hop right into the beef with foul hour. Kozy gets cold feet, we realize we're too nice to roast anyone, and just end up complimenting our friends over at foul hour, so give them a listen ;) We discuss Kyle Massey being the newest Pedo alert, a failed local coffee business, and Luke's observations while attending a southern rock concert. We recorded so long ago dude I forgot what the entire episode was about. Following the...

Your eyes don't deceive you; We are back and worse than we were before :). We haven't been up too much, but you'll get a brief update of our lives. You'll be happy to know that we haven't done shit to improve the pod, so sorry if you believed that false promise. In the intro, we test out some new segments called 'Down Bad' which surrounds the life of Drake Bell, 'Impostor Alert' where we expose Conan for not inhaling on national TV, and 'Boost Alert' which surrounds the discovery of Dragon...

As Luke Squared enters a small hiatus from the pod, we decided to give you one more episode before the break. We discuss the death of DMX and how much he meant to everyone before jumping into our weekly recap which includes the pros and cons of playing...

Andy Cuomo terminated any bad thing he has done by striking a deal to legalize recreational cannabis last week. We discuss this several times in several different ways throughout the episode. We further breakdown the new Lil Nas X music video, and...

Perhaps you didn't hear, so the opening audio is Chet Hanks dropping some cold hard facts about Summer 2021 being a white boy summer? Idk, but great news for us! I guess we're gonna blow up now! We riff for a while about our weeks which includes the...

Luke Squared is back with a prolific episode. We open the episode with a full Stoner Thoughts segment where Luke 1 openly discusses a scenario where his imagination effected what he was actually seeing. We also talk about the cool, but sad human...

The boys are back with another top notch episode that's sure to wake up the podcast community; we're coming for you Rogan. The pod opens up with a tribute to 6 dogs before we briefly discuss the weird trends of todays youth. We then discuss the last...

The Solo Dolo Luke is back for an episode with 1/2 of Luke Squared. Yes, you read the title correctly. I nearly decapitated myself at work, and although I'm over exaggerating just a touch, it's still a story worth telling. I also nearly pissed myself...

The boys are back with a banger this week! Couldn't help but start off on the wrong foot with some talk about Lou Ferrigno playing Boswer in a live action Mario movie, and Sylvester Stallone doing porn. With no notable deaths this week (for once), Luke...

The Luke's come in piping hot on this episode to address everyone who's tryna jack our steez, ya feel me? >:( We then start off on the wrong foot, but it works out. We end up accidentally doing a fat ol' recap of all of the media we've been watching,...

The boys are back after a two week hiatus, but an eventful week it was. To be clear, those of you who come for the comical aspect of our podcast, this episode might be slightly lacking. Luke was busy with the drop of the "Covid Collection" from Xandy,...