In a post-apocalyptic future, Marvel's Wastelanders: Old Man Star-Lord finds Peter Quill (Timothy Busfield) and Rocket (Chris Elliott) a little paunchier, a little slower, and a lot saltier than they were during the glory days of the Guardians of the Galaxy. They quickly discover the Earth isn't what it used to be either, when they crash land 30 years after all the world's super villains seized control.
The former Guardians are accompanied by a Rigellian Recorder, affectionately dubbed "Cora", who documents their mission to find the Black Vortex--an ancient relic reported to yield cosmic...
After saying goodbye to Red, Star-Lord, Rocket and Cora set off for Doomwood, in search of someone who might be able to lead them to the Black Vortex. Meanwhile, the blood thirsty Kraven targets his next victim.
While taking refuge at Red Crotter's farm, Star-Lord, Rocket and Cora learn more about what happened on Earth, and make a plan for how to get the Black Vortex.
After a disastrous arrival in what used to be the United States, Star-Lord, Rocket and Cora get a ride from a local named Red.