What a wildly inappropriate title. Jane is paralyzed from the drug-induced stroke thanks to Sydney. Kimberly gets Sydney to act as Jane's caregiver, meaning Jane, Sydney, and Michael are all living together in the Beach House like one happy family in an open relationship. Matt has a live in boyfriend now, so that's an escalation. Amanda and Peter continue the inevitable march towards a love triangle with Bobby Parezi, this time using Alison as a fourth wheel, ignoring the fact that she is very recently widowed. Billy, meanwhile, finds out that Brooke wasn't ever pregnant, and announces loudly that he's leaving her, for good. Oh okay we'll see. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/melroseplacecast/message