They say the two hardest things to say in life are hello for the first time and goodbye for the last. Hi, you’ve called Age & Mitch. And we thought we’d leave you one last Message on the Machine.  It’s been a wild ride: 2 years 5 seasons 72 episode Laughs, tears, shocks, triumphs and terrible embarrassments. Sex parties, disrupted bowels, heartbreak, “the ick,” psychic readings, halloween, healthy habits, fetishes, therapy, sex ed, Google histories and LOTS of gay shit. It’s hard to look...

Bring. Back. My Girl. That’s right, with the end in sight, and for the first time in MOTM history Age & Mitch have welcomed back a past guest for another crack at the mics. But not just any guest, oh no. The boys are extremely excited to welcome back close friend of the show and self-professed superstar of the world: Jimi the Kween. It’s been a hot 20-months since the last time JTK dropped into the studio. So naturally there was a lot to catch up on. From career pivots (ahem, DJ Jimi) to...

Ultimate power has once again been granted to you, the listeners. That's right, in our final EVER instalment of Your Message, Our Machine, Age & Mitch are giving the power to the people and will be discussing whatever you care to chat about. Until further notice. In this edition of YMOM, the boys hold nothing back and take a min to get into their feels with the people to reminisce about the great times on the show both behind and away from the mics. They also provide their *expert*...

Ring, ring besties. It’s your monthly Catch Up Call on the line. That’s right, Age & Mitch are back for everyone’s favourite monthly update on the lives of our two hosts and the highly-selective goings-on of the world at large.  This week for the boys, it’s more Halloween updates, Losing It with one particular DJ in the park and some very, very Wet Bussys. In current affairs (ie. the current affairs that have grabbed the attention of our two hosts), the world’s richest man is currently...

Today, we're getting sexy. This week, Age & Mitch are pulling back the cover on all things fetish. Never ones to shy away from the "taboo," our hosts deep dive into the exciting world of abnormal sexual desire and all that it entails. From feet, to pig play, to BDSM, everything is fair game as these boys would NEVER yuck someone else's yum. Discussion points include what exactly constitutes a "fetish" and do our hosts have any that that would like to confess? Stigma around fetishes and...

'Tis time for the listener to take back the power. That's right, this week it’s the latest instalment of Your Message, Our Machine. The episode where you decide whatever the hell Age & Mitch get to talk about. After the big news of last week, the question box was inundated with questions. And fair enough. What has happened? Have they had a falling out? Did Adrian’s new boyfriend cause this rift? All will be revealed in due course. Speaking of boyfriends, the people want to know how Mitch...

Hello dear listeners. It's us, Age & Mitch in the copy this week, to let you know that while we have curated our usual fun-filled Catch Up Call for you all, it also comes with some slightly sad news. For the full scoop on what's going on with MOTM, give the ep a bloody listen 'cause we'll get that out of the way upfront. Before resuming with your regularly scheduled programming. Catching up this week, Age has been busyyyyy over the break with the start of a new decade, a new man and a new...

Hold onto your hats people, because MOTM is back, back BACK AGAIN! Yes, you read correctly. Your two favourite gay boys are behind the mics for Season 5, and a very important discussion about growing up. Since our hosts wrapped Season 4, resident old bag Age big adieu to his twenties, while Mitch has remained a beacon of controlled youthful chaos. This gave the boys reason to pause, and consider some of the big questions. What makes an adult? How do you become one? Have we made it yet? When...

Oh em gee, It's the season finale and we're talking about loooooove. Now I know what you're thinking: what do Age & Mitch know about this delicate, complex human phenomenon? And if you're thinking just about f**k all then you're spot on. Which is why they've called in reinforcements. Joining our hosts in the studio today is acclaimed love, sex and relationships coach Dr. Lurve. (Don't ask her full name because she won't tell you. Hot.) Nonetheless, this spicy lady holds nothing else back...

Ring ring babey, you've called and we've answered. It is indeed time for another instalment of Your Message, Our Machine. An exclusive opportunity to have your say about the kind of content that hits the ears of our listeners across the globe. True to form, you've all given Age & Mitch plenty to play with, resulting in another juicy ep that may surprise, delight and shock. Natch. We've had birthday shoutouts for gorgeous friends and romantic love notes to one of our esteemed hosts. Plenty...

Dear listener, it's time to catch up. Indeed it's that time again, where we all pour ourselves a wine and sit down to catch up with our two best gays. It's time for The Catch Up Call and Age & Mitch have been through the bloody ringer this week just for your aural pleasure. Since we last spoke, one half of our talent has battled COVID and the other half has battled some kind of demonic super flu but the show must go on. And so here they are to talk about it. Other happenings in the lives...

Hi Gay. And a happy Pride Month to you. If you're not across this very special event that sees the whole world painted rainbow, then firstly, where tf have you been hiding. And secondly, this is probably not the podcast for you. In honour of the gayest month of the year, Age & Mitch thought this week they'd take a moment to unpack exactly what in fact is this thing we call Pride? The boys throw back to the Stonewall Riots, where the whole modern gay rights movement began and we started...

Everyone's favourite episode is back with a vengeance, binches! That's right, the long-awaited return of Your Message, Our Machine is back for the first time in Season Four. The time for you sickos to take control of Age & Mitch's fates and set the meeting agenda for this message on the machine. In our classic opener, Leave us a Message, you wanted to know what hath happened with Adrian's previously discussed first date, and what in the hell is with Mitch and his carrots. And the boys are...

In the words of a wise man: hey besties. This week Age & Mitch have welcome everyone's favourite online personality, Louis Hanson, to share the mics for what can only be described as a completely iconique catch up. For those of you who don't know Louis he is a content creator, columnist, presenter, journo, author and all round sweetheart. Louis and his famous feet (more on that inside) sashayed into the studio to do exactly what it says on the tin, and talk some shit with the gals. The...

What a beautiful thing it is to catch up with old friends. So beautiful in fact, that that's exactly what we're going to do in today's ep of The Catch Up Call. *Gay gasp*. This week, our hosts embark on a bit of self reflection with some very important questions. Are they past their days of hitting the club? Or is Melbourne just running out of men? Speaking of men, Age has boys on the brain this week as he unpacks his current unlucky-in-love status, sex dreams he shouldn't be having and...

We've documented for 56 episodes of this show what it's like growing up and living gay in a big city, but what about our dear rural brethren? Well today is your day. Age & Mitch have been asked a lot to talk about the rural gay experience but have avoided it for quite some, having very little to actually say on the matter. Now, with the help of new friend of the show, Esdale, they're ready to dive in. Hailing from the small QLD town of Yeppoon (population 6,000), our hosts take the...

Did somebody say new segment!? Time and time again the audience of this show has asked our hosts one simple question. Do you ever fight? Well Age & Mitch are here to tell you that while most of the arguing happens when the mics are off, not the case today darl, because we are launching a new segment we're calling Battle at the Beep. This smackdown royale has the boys facing off on opposing sides (gasp) to see who reigns supreme and who should have paid more attention in high school...

Table for three at the George on Collins? This week the boys welcome the one and only Khanh Ong to the studio. If you don't know Khanh, well, you’re lying. Since shooting to fame as the gay icon of Masterchef Season 10, Khanh has done it all - Survivor, DJing, writing books, turning lewks, opening a restaurant, creating content, MasterChef again. Need we go on? Age & Mitch take the opportunity to chat through his many, many career pivots, his public life as a gay man and his private life…...

The first Catch Up Call of the year and boy, do we have a bit to catch up on! That's right it's everyone's favourite episode of the year, where Age & Mitch take the opportunity to shoot the shit about whatever's going on in their lives and whatever's on their radar from the world at large. This week we're talking about Age's foray into elective procedure with the purchase of a brand spanking new hairline. You'd think after 5 months away there'd be a bit more to report on the love front...

WE BACK BABEY! In case you’ve forgotten (as if you would), the names in your ears are Age & Mitch and for the first time in Season Four, this is Message on the Machine. The boys have spent their hiatus training the pipes and getting up to all sorts of mischief to regale you with throughout what is sure to be their best season ever. In this ep alone you can expect a brief update on Mardi Gras 2022. Mitch's triumphant return and Age's maiden voyage at this iconic party for the gays. But...

Time to say goodbye. It's snuck up on us all but in this week's ep, Age & Mitch are bidding adieu to another year. God bless ya. Always ones to have the last word, the boys have taken the opportunity to wrap up the year that was in a bumper 2021 Message Rewind, if you please. Even though it’s all gone by in the blink an eye, a LOT has happened that you might have forgotten about. But fear not loyal listener, for our hosts are going to spend the next hour throwing back to some of the...

For the penultimate episode of Season 3, Age & Mitch have taken a bit of a family-friendly direction. Yes, believe it or not, this week the boys have found a very special guest to chat all things gay parenting. Makeup guru, hilarious sweetheart and new father-of-one Ross Andrewartha has graciously joined our hosts to chat through his experience bringing gorgeous daughter Oli into the world. A sometimes fraught but extremely rewarding feat. Ross shares it all, from weighing your options to...

WELL! We've got a lot to catch up on. So for this week's special bumper edition of The Catch Up Call, and our FIFTIETH EPISODE (!), Age & Mitch are holding nothing back. With the world somewhat returning to normal it's suddenly back to the their regular hot girl shit to the tune of blackout dinners, weddings and STD tests. All this before they hit the headlines that have grabbed their attention since the last MOTM bulletin. In the news of today it's all about planting millions of trees...

Ahhh the straight male. We love to hate 'em, we love to laugh at 'em, but we also bloody love 'em. This week Age & Mitch are unpacking one of their most difficult topics to date. The exotic and confusing enigma that is... straight boys. Our two resident gay boys are surrounded by some of the best examples of this species in their everyday lives but that wasn't always the case. In this episode, our hosts deep dive into their relationships with the lads over time and the confusing,...