We pranked you and missed spooky season - GOTCHA! Vanessa tries very hard to carbon date reincarnation while Claire makes bothes demons and Scandinavians massively uncomfortable. Plus, I played it totally cool about missing the October episode so don't worry, Vanessa, they definitely bought it. Episode Drink - Sour Cherry Negroni Creepy stories for this episode submitted by: Lilsa - The Wahhhr Anonymous - Mr. Rand Anonymous - Mr. Peterson Anonymous - Peaceful, Gingerly Demeanor  

We're BACK just in time for spooky season, and boy, are we ready to disappoint! Claire wreaks havoc while Vanessa offer very little science, and there's a lot we probably should have cut but THAT'S SHOWBIZ, BABY! Plus, Vanessa's toes. Episode Drink - Spring Spice Creepy stories for this episode submitted by: Anonymous - Lonely Boy Danielle - Twin Towers Anonymous - Big Guys Claire - Dad AF

Welcome to mOminous! Claire and Vanessa are ready for anything but give up on science about halfway through this one. There's a lot of talk about butts. Plus, ghost robbers! Episode Drink - Spring Spice Creepy stories for this episode submitted by: Jodi - Grandma Mickey Krystle - Grampa George Tambra - Papa Steve Other Claire('s friend) - The Ballad of Butterbutt

Claire and Vanessa adopt a new hero and discuss the mechanics of paranormal potty habits. Vanessa gets deep into science while Claire gets deep into a High Noon. Plus, what's Rak Reiki! Really, what is it? Episode Drink - Rob Roy Creepy stories for this episode submitted by: Danielle - Absolutely No Hotboxing Mary Beth - The Phroger Jamie Lee - Rat Ghost Anonymous - My Little Old Man

Claire and Vanessa greatly - GREATLY - improve science and come to a healthy, happy compromise before Vanessa ruins it again with her stupid facts. Plus, f*cking Teddy. We hate Teddy. Episode Drink - Naked & Famous Creepy stories for this episode submitted by: Sara - So Much Greatness Brianna - Brothers Be Like Claire (not Berrios) - Big John > Teddy Claire (not Berrios) - Special Friend  

Claire and Vanessa have their very first guest, former haunted child/possibly current haunted adult David Warner! Hear all about David's tales beyond the veil and more you didn't need to know about night terrors! Plus, bonus childhood trauma! Episode Drink - The Ginger Rogers

Vanessa keeps it classy and scientific while Claire takes yet another stab at an English accent, which is, sadly enough, an improvment on previous attempts. Plus, Vanessa's childhood trauma! Episode Drink - The Creamy Martini Creepy stories for this episode submitted by: Amanda - Sleeped-Walked Leigh - He's Watching Us, Mummy Claudia - The Other Daddy Mike - Stupid Eagles Fans

Claire and Vanessa are wrong about everything, including people's names and common phrases, but let the record show that Vanessa is wronger. Plus, Dan's back! And also wrong! Episode drink - the Apple-Cran & Guildenstern Creepy stories for this episode submitted by: Amy - Dark and Squishy Dee - Take Two Arelys - Parents in the Woods Ali - GoBsmacked

Claire and Vanessa rely heavily on other people's cleverness while discussing past families and whether we all want to do this shit again the next life. Plus, Dan! Episode drink - Spectre Daiquiri Creepy stories for this episode submitted by: Ahimsa - My Five Kids Sherrie - My Husband Ruth - My Chemical Romance

We're back from holiday break and ready to make everyone uncomfortable! Vanessa shares valuable insight as a full fledged PHD, and Claire pays attention sometimes. Plus, dangly earrings! Creepy stories for this episode submitted by: Chris - Bad Boys Alana - Camo Friend Kara - The Red Man

Vanessa can't get enough Perry as she and Claire discuss angels, helpful spirits, and sexy ghosts. Plus, we're aging! Paranomal-but-heartwarming stories for this episode submitted by: Brandy - Grandpa Brumley Kimberly - 100 Year Old Bed Jessica - The Devil Upstairs

Vanessa gets judgemental, and Claire makes unforgiveable jokes. Just horrific. You know what, maybe don't listen to this one. Plus, ASMR! Creepy stories for this episode submitted by: Cindy - Grandma's Vacant House Rebecca - Graw-shawtin' Allison - Carol Burnett

Claire and Vanessa discuss birthmarks, mortal wounds, and play a very fast game of hot or not. Plus, nobody's cooler than Joe Camel! Creepy Stories for this episode submitted by: Dean - Chicken Plox Kristina - The Little Girl Who is Dead Ian Stevenson - Science

Claire and Vanessa discuss reincarnation, remain ignorant on tinctures, and are violently threatened by a cave cricket. Plus, Claire gets mean immediately! Creepy Stories for this episode submitted by: Rose - Together Forever Anne Marie - Maps & Lions Jennifer - Ghosty

mOminous is back! Claire is joined by brand-spanking-new cohost Professor Vanessa LoBue, because someone has to be an adult on this podcast. We discuss haunted mirrors, Beyonce's dead (or dead to us, at least) ex-bandmates, and Vanessa's disappointing vision of the afterlife. Plus, science! Creepy stories for this episode submitted by: Fiona - Old Type Male Unique - Diana Jeanne - Or Else

Episode 18 of mOminous! Katie makes the brave decision to watch a wildly popular movie, and Claire doesn't give her near enough credit. Plus, everyone's being bougie! Creepy paranormal parenting stories for this episode submitted by: Gilbert - MASSIVE Haunting Jessica - Grandpa and the Ghost Weirdo Sue - Totally Applicable Creepy Story Lillian - Vanilla Nice Ashlynn - Savior of Babies Saul - Sleep, Interrupted

Episode 17 of mOminous! If you're Irish, prepare to be upset. End of episode description. (Plus, a fresh new podcast pitch!) Creepy paranormal parenting stories for this episode submitted by: Laura - Ghost or Seismic Activity? Jennifer - Mannequin Reincarnation Summer - #Unfair Mookie - Litterbox Haunting Angel - Vampire Army Jeni - Freaky Mammy Family

Episode 16 of mOminous! We get a glimpse into Katie's coming of age and explore her first celebrity crush. Spoiler alert - it's gross. Plus, more of that topic, because Claire can't let it go. Creepy paranormal parenting stories for this episode submitted by: Sandy - My Michael Stacy - Ghost Mom Bod (Mom Ghost Bod?) Pryscylla - Elsa & Anna Angels Caroline - Noah the Bro Gho Lisset - Monster Apartment Complex Kim - Levitation Sensation

Episode 15 of mOminous! Katie celebrates Claire's general and consistent correctness, and Claire gets all judgmental about cereal. Plus, baby Pennywise! Creepy paranormal parenting stories for this episode submitted by: Liss - Mariachi Motherboy Michelle - Not Applicable Cheyenne - Animal Farm Cheryl - 6 Kids?!?!? Ramona - Baby Depo Nancy - Classic Goo

Episode 14 of mOminous! Claire & Katie get involved in a crime, make it rain with spoilers, and desperately try to stay on track. Spoiler alert - we fail. Plus, Kurt Russell! Creepy paranormal parenting stories for this episode submitted by: Shannon - Timeline of a Terror Lilly - Blair Witch Basement Cherokee - Mom Stabber Krista - Cami's Rocking Chair Allen - A Clairvoyant's Windfall Marilyn - 19 Year Maximum

Episode 13 of mOminous! New format, who dis? After an extended Spring break full of daiquiris (Claire) and pneumonia (Katie), the girls cut most... half... some of the bull and get straight to the stories. Plus, supplementary bull! Creepy paranormal parenting stories for this episode submitted by: Corey - Good Richard / Bad Richard Shantz - Mostly Popcorn Sounds Lindsey - Old, Dead Father Willow - Leave It Melissa - Blood Everywhere Audrey - Skreedal, the Pocket Ghost

Episode 12 of mOminous! Claire & Katie discuss their mom tantrums, WHICH WERE TOTALLY JUSTIFIED, YOU UNFEELING MONSTERS! Plus, Claire adopts the word "phenomenal". Creepy paranormal parenting stories for this episode submitted by: Paula - Tricky Cricket Jessica - Return of the Garbage Boy Rebecca - Decor Mistake Landice - Flashlight Ninja Amanda - All About That Sage Mia - A Babba Reborn

Episode 11 of mOminous! Claire & Katie discuss the creepy things their kids love, and Claire grossly outperforms Katie with a beloved new addition to the mOminous family. Plus, double Jessicas! Creepy paranormal parenting stories for this episode submitted by: Jessica - Warm Ghost v. Garbage Truck Leana - Exasperation Manifestation Will - Uncle of Cats Cady - Don't Worry, Be Terrified Jessica - Mister Creepo

Episode 10 of mOminous! Claire & Katie discuss their stupid superstitions, and Claire finally captures some magnificence. Plus, Betty White, kind of! Creepy paranormal kid quotes for this episode submitted by: Maya - Way to Crow Nicole - Soldier Ghost, NBD Jenny - Nanny Wall Claire - Perimeter Breach Kevin - Bubbles & Monsters Margot - Behold the Bunny