This week we are talking about something very near and dear to our hearts, POOP! Are you pooping correctly? Probably not! We love bathroom talk and we love YOU! Then we are talking BABY SHOWERS. Do you love them or hate them? We have some other options for you if a traditional baby shower is not your thing. As always we have the T**S and the S***S and #SWAGBAG. Don’t forget to LEAVE US A REVIEW! For more info on: Poop Baby Showers Alternative Baby Showers ASK US ANYTHING! HAPPY TO GIVE...

This week we are talking about something very serious and very important, suicide. We are speaking with AnnMoss Rogers, a mental health and suicide education expert. We talk to Ann about her first hand knowledge of suicide and teens. This is a heavy episode guys and so it stands alone. We love to laugh but we also care about serious stuff. We need to protect our kids. Don’t forget to LEAVE US A REVIEW! For more info on AnnMoss Rogers: Diary of a Broken Mind Emotionally...

This week we are talking about how to talk to your kids! Is asking them how the school day went going absolutely nowhere? We have some tips to get them TALKING. Then, we are playing a fun game called Headline or Hoax? Does that chimp have a pack a day habit? Does Justin Bieber hate screaming? You will have to play along to find out!  As always have your #TITSANDSHITS your #SWAGBAG so stay tuned! Don’t forget to LEAVE US A REVIEW! This week's #SwagBag picks: Ashley: Luna Jade Bag Keri: Mootsh...

This week we are talking to friend of the pod, Laura Krantz. She has a new book out about HOW TO TALK TO YOUR KIDS ABOUT ALIENS! I mean, if the government is finally talking about it... I guess we should too! Then we are giving you all some last minute Halloween costume ideas and things GO OFF THE RAILS. As always have your #TITSANDSHITS your #SWAGBAG so stay tuned! Don’t forget to LEAVE US A REVIEW! For more info:  Laura Krantz- Is Anybody Out There This week's #SwagBag picks: Ashley &...

This week we are talking STRANGER DANGER! The way that we used to teach kids about strangers is no longer how we should be doing it! Turns out the scariest people tend to not be strangers, UH OH! Then we are sliding down that TikTok K-Hole. Its been a minute so come through. As always have your #TITSANDSHITS your #SWAGBAG so stay tuned! Don’t forget to LEAVE US A REVIEW! For more info:  Stranger Danger This week's #SwagBag picks: Ashley: Portrai.Me  Code: Momtourage Keri: Lunya silk...

This week we are spying on our kids. With technology, we can now surveillance almost everything, but SHOULD WE be doing it to our kids? Then, we are talking HOMEWORK! Kids hate it, and most parents hate it too, but maybe some parents don’t! One of us likes it and the other doesn’t... can you guess who? As always have your #TITSANDSHITS your #SWAGBAG so stay tuned! Don’t forget to LEAVE US A REVIEW! For more info:  Digital Surveillance PBS Wired Spying on Kids Insider.com The Atlantic NYTimes...

This week we are talking friendships. CAN YOUR FRIENDSHIP SURVIVE HAVING KIDS? Then, we're playing a fun game of HOW MANY KIDS DOES THIS BREEDER HAVE? Ashley asks Keri to guess how many babies did this baby daddy or mommy create? As always have your #TITSANDSHITS your #SWAGBAG so stay tuned! Don’t forget to LEAVE US A REVIEW! For more info:  Kids and Friendship Breeders and Babies This week's #SwagBag picks: Ashley: Beauty Pie Amazing Sleep Oil Deluxe Eyeshadow Quad in Smoky Rose Keri:...

This week we are talking parents in the workplace. Is it ok for them to do less because they have kids? And what about asking the non-breeders to pick up the slack? Oh WE GET INTO IT. Then, we are talking the “party mom”. Sophie Turner is being called one, and just like Taylor Swift we are team SOPHIE! As always have your #TITSANDSHITS your #SWAGBAG so stay tuned! Don’t forget to LEAVE US A REVIEW! For more info:  Parents in the Workplace Party Mom Sophie Turner is not a BAD MOM This week's...

This week we are talking about how Millennial Moms are OVER BEING PERFECT! Girl, I HEAR YOU! We are over most things these days. Then, we are recapping all the awesome things we have watched this summer. You know how we love to share the entertainment we have binged so that you can binge too! As always have your #TITSANDSHITS your #SWAGBAG so stay tuned! Don’t forget to LEAVE US A REVIEW! For more info:  Millennial Moms This week's #SwagBag picks: Ashley: Portrai.Me Code: MOMTOURAGE Keri:...

This week we are rehashing our summers! They went by way too quickly, and we are telling you all the shit that we did. Then we are asking the question, "are you the same person that you used to be"? Science has some answers for us and we have some opinions...OBVIOUSLY! As always have your #TITSANDSHITS your #SWAGBAG so stay tuned! Don’t forget to LEAVE US A REVIEW! For more info:  New Yorker article This week's #SwagBag picks: Ashley and Keri: Jayded AF ready to serve martini's Send us...

This week we are talking the JOYS of Motherhood, and why it's so darn hard to express it! Then we are crawling down that deep dark TIK TOK K-hole. What are we into and what can we not look away from? As always have your #TITSANDSHITS your #SWAGBAG so stay tuned! Don’t forget to LEAVE US A REVIEW! For more info:  What are school's like these days? Easing back to school More ease This week's #SwagBag picks: Ashley: Rare Beauty Pink Setting Powder Keri: Eco- Zone magic eraser Send us your...

This week we are talking BACK TO SCHOOL! So, what are schools looking like these days? We have been through a lot in the last few years and schools have had to change and adapt, so where are we at now? Then, we are talking about what to do to help ease that back to school anxiety. The kids feel it and so do the parents. We have some tips on what might help! As always have your #TITSANDSHITS your #SWAGBAG so stay tuned! Don’t forget to LEAVE US A REVIEW! For more info:  What are school's like...

This week we are talking about how to raise a FEMANIST SON. Ashley is working on doing it currently! Then we are talking about what is OK to take from hotels, and what is really NOT ok to take! My guess is that we could be prosecuted for doing it wrong all these years. I just loved the SHAMPOO... and maybe also the bath mat! As always have your #TITSANDSHITS your #SWAGBAG so stay tuned! Don’t forget to LEAVE US A REVIEW! For more info:  The NY Times Travel and Leisure This week's #SwagBag...

This week we are talking GOOD cop and BAD cop. Does this method work on our kids, or is this just police misconduct!? Then, we talk about all the LIES our parents told us. Why did they lie? How long have we been believing this shit?! As always have your #TITSANDSHITS your #SWAGBAG so stay tuned! Don’t forget to LEAVE US A REVIEW! For more info:  The Cut Medium.com This week's #SwagBag picks: Ashley: Inkey List Peptide Mosturizer Keri: Big Gem Painting Kit Send us your child or partners...

This week we are talking celeb HOTGOSS Kelly Cuoco edition! Then, we talk about how to have a great relationship with your kids when they are adults. As always have your #TITSANDSHITS your #SWAGBAG so stay tuned! Don’t forget to LEAVE US A REVIEW! For more info:  Psychology Today This week's #SwagBag picks: Ashley: Midea U shaped airconditioner Keri: Cover Girl Lip Gloss Send us your child or partners YELP REVIEW at: [email protected] ASK US ANYTHING! HAPPY TO GIVE ADVICE. Email...

This week we’re switching over to vacation mode, because we’re going on a road trip! The folks at Go RVing are hooking us up with another trip, but this time we’re actually hitting the road… and bringing the kids. Hang out with us, as we give you all the tips for planning our RV road trip to see some of the strange roadside attractions of America. Then, summer is rapidly coming to an end, and we can’t tell if we’re happy or sad. But either way we’re giving you some fun ideas to enjoy these...

This week we’re talking about "respectful" parenting. Just like Rodney Dangerfield "I don't get any respect!" We don't get any either! Then, we are celebrating one of our favorite holidays... NATIONAL TEQUILA DAY. There is nothing we love more than that delicious spirit from south of the border. Lastly, we have your #HighsandLows, and your #SWAGBAG so stay tuned! Don’t forget to LEAVE US A REVIEW! For more info:  Respectful Parenting Celebrity Tequila This week's #SwagBag picks: Ashley...

This week we’re going PINK for Barbie. We are so excited for the release of this movie. That's right... C'mon Barbie, let's go party! First up, we talk about the architecture of the Barbie dollhouses in the new film. Then we talk about wether Barbie is a good influence or a bad influence on kids. We take a really deep dive on her creator and origin, and some of the studies that have been done on that hot plastic single gal we all know so well. Lastly, we have your #HighsandLows, and your...

This week we’re getting "taboo", and talking the protocol for disposing of your period products. It's a thing we all do but don't talk about, so OF COURSE the Momtourage is here to talk ALL about it. Then Ashley is schooling us all on the roots of reality TV. She's bringing us full circle from old school to new school. She could teach a class on this... she is THAT good. Lastly, we have your #HighsandLows, and your #SWAGBAG so stay tuned! Don’t forget to LEAVE US A REVIEW! For more...

This week we’re asking WHAT AGE IS THE HARDEST TO PARENT? Not your age, although I am sure that DOES matter, but what age is your kid when it absolutely sucks? Then we are talking assholes. Is your kid one? We will give you a good idea if they are or not! Here is a hint... ours ARE! As always we have your #TITSANDSHITS your #SWAGBAG so stay tuned! Don’t forget to LEAVE US A REVIEW! For more info:  Parenting Ages Scary Mommy Article Is your kid an a*****e? This week's #SwagBag picks: Ashley:...

This week we are talking about weed and the 60 plus age range! Older people are toking up and we are talking about it! Where AARP and High Times Magazine meet! Then we are talking the Writers StrikeM and our favorite oldies but goodies you can watch while your shows are put on hold. As always we have your #TITSANDSHITS your #SWAGBAG so stay tuned! Don’t forget to LEAVE US A REVIEW! For more info:  It's Not in Your Head: Moms are way Higher than They Used to Be This week's #SwagBag...

This week we are talking shit about celebs that we hate for NO REASON. That's right folks, we get petty and we have no excuse for it. You know you do it too so just come along for the laughs and the random acts of dislike. Then we talk about kids birthday parties. How much do you spend on your own kids' party and how much do you spend on other kids gifts? As always have your #TITSANDSHITS your #SWAGBAG so stay tuned! Don’t forget to LEAVE US A REVIEW! For more info:  The Cut Article Birthday...

This week we are talking the ethics of talking about your kids publicly. When is it a violation of your kids privacy? Are WE doing it? Then, we talk about how millennials are parenting. What the heck is this parenting style and is it effective? As always have your #TITSANDSHITS your #SWAGBAG so stay tuned! Don’t forget to LEAVE US A REVIEW! For more info:  Writing about your kid Millenial Parenting This week's #SwagBag picks: Ashley: Pro Makeup Sponges Keri: The Guess Who Game Send us your...

This week we are talking MOMMUNES. You know you have thought about getting together with your friends and co-parenting together, and now there is a name for it! Then, we ask WHAT'S THE DEAL with Fancy Nancy. Ooh La La, she is HORRIBLE! As always have your #TITSANDSHITS your #SWAGBAG so stay tuned! Don’t forget to LEAVE US A REVIEW! For more info:  Mommunes This week's #SwagBag picks: Ashley: Electric Spin Scrubber Keri: Tens Machine Send us your child or partners YELP REVIEW...

We are taking a little break this week but we wanted to replay one of our most UNHINGED episodes! This week we are talking some hysterical inappropriate shit! First up WHAT’S THE DEAL with Daniel Tiger and then HOT GOSS celebrity bulge edition. We personally are shocked that this show got approved! Thanks CafeMom! Plus we have all your favorites like the T**s and the S***s and #SWAGBAG. Now you can get your Momtourage TWO ways! Head over to Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts...