Our country might be saying “Merry Christmas” again, but we are not! And we remind you that Christmas Isn't About Presents, It's About Finally F*****g Your Childhood Friend's Hot Dad. And in this live show, we talk to the former deputy chief of staff to president Obama and current media mogul, Alyssa Mastromonaco!

We’re in the Nation’s capital, Philadelphia! Plus, we try to figure out what Bitcoin is! Plus Dikoda talks to the hilarious Philly local, Michelle Biloon!

We talk about getting back to our roots, catch up with our friend Manila Foldere (Catherine Cohen), and talk with comedian, Cole Escola!

Okay, so we colluded with Russia to get free moisturizer from Sephora - deal with it! We also have a chat with our friend Janeane Garofalo in this live episode at Union Hall.

We find out it’s November and check our grrr-ATTITIDES at the door! And we talk to professional gratitude specialist, Grateful Glory!

We have a seance and summon a really annoying ghost, talk about sexy Halloween costumes for your dog, and talk to the fourth member of Pussy Riot, Dashka Yurikinovov!

This week, we share all the ways we STICK IT TO THE MAN, celebrate a woman who got her life together purely out of spite for her ex, and talk to a knife eating survivor, Bippy Dunkin!

In this live episode, Quenn and Dikoda learn that mommies can be daddies too, talk about a successful arsonist who is also a busy mom, and professional mom and creator of Odd Mom Out, Jill Kargman!

Quenn and Dikoda talk about their biggest fear: cool teens! We finally ask the question, “Would Lorde think you’re cool?” and speak to teen trendspert and TV mogul, Veronica Barry!

We talk about social media and how amazing and helpful it is with no exceptions! We dish on all that hot DC goss! We discuss a woman who was so politically involved that she banged her senator’s wife, and sit down with Elahe Izadi, political and pop-culture journalist for the Washington Post.

Quenn and Dikoda talk about all their favorite back-to-school trends, and we talk to nude model/pharmacist’s assistant, Nadine Simmons!

Quenn and Dikoda try all the latest non-FDA-approved makeup, talk about doing so many sheet masks you turn into a papier-mâché puppet, and speak with the last surviving member of the girl band Girl Kiss - Kristy Dont!

Quenn and Dikoda talk about the office roast, their top 10 meats, and speak with crystal enthusiast and all-natural beef whisperer, Rocky Quartz!

Quenn is out of prison! We ask the big questions like, is there life after life? And we talk to our former host/person in a coma and author of Life in the ‘Com Zone, Div!

It’s almost father’s day, and we talk about ALL our favorite DADDIES! We also talk with the editor of the only magazine celebrating the men who love straight dads, Daddy Roberts!

Dikoda and Manilla Foldere talk about their fave pre-existies, how to heal yourself with guns, and talk with 90s starlet, Ginger Bingo!

Dikoda and Ash try aging and spoiler alert: IT’S TERRIBLE! We talk about the renowned theaters haunted by actresses over 40 and talk to legendary 41-year-old actress, Ivory Gams!

Dikoda’s on jury duty, but she has an important message to share!

It’s our 50th episode! We talk about all of our favorite moments on the pod, the Devil’s Advocate Boy statue on Wall Street, and talk to our favorite Lauren, Lauren Lapkus!

It’s 4/20, and we’re getting down with that dank ass weed! We answer the question of whether you should get high or yes, and talk to the king of podcasts, Paul F. Tompkins!

Dikoda and guest host Ash from HR talk about freezing their eggs, human resources at Reductress, and the Katherine Heigl documentarian, Cynthia Cremininy!

Dikoda and Manilla Foldere finally go to work-mandated therapy, see what it feels like to go on pig antidepressants, and talks to child psychologist and sleigh-training evangelist, Dr. Jenny Vermouth!

Dikoda and guest host Manilla Foldere discuss how they give back to their community, how they saved money after they stopped giving a dollar to a homeless person, and chat with the author of You Can’t Touch My Hair, Phoebe Robinson!

Dax from GLAND magazine fills in for Quenn while she’s in prison for f*cking up a boat, and we talk to professional organizer, Cherie LeBoot.