Episodes
The gang dives into a 2005 a film that reeks of Canadians, Christian ravers, and Lamas (Lorenzo Lamas!!). Get ready for White Trash Vampires, CGI Buttholes, Titty Snakes, and Limewire-Virus-Infected-CDs, as we scratch our heads pver this fantastical Ron Oliver film. Plus: Battle of the Bands, what we've been watching, and so much more! Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!
Published 05/01/24
We've started a piss cult. Join us. "Urine: Good Health is "the" documentary about the unconventional and controversial practice of using one's own urine for a myriad of health benefits. Winner of the Best Director Award at the 2000 Atlantic City Film Festival, the film is the second documentary from Eli Kabillio in Mad Dog Films' series of illuminating looks into the world of non-mainstream health practices." Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!
Published 04/08/24
The gang delves into the bizarre sex comedy where an alcoholic Leprechaun shrinks a nerd down and he gets stuck inside a cheerleader's panties. And, I'm not kidding. Welcome to the strange world of Director Michael Paul Girard with Getting Lucky (1989)! Plus: Urine Therapy, Battle of the Bands, and more! Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!
Published 03/21/24
CDR helms the ship for a crazy one - a late 90's Italian production shot in Florida. We'll meet some idiotic teens who board a hyper-technological party boat, which may previously belonged to horny Scientists banging fish-hybrids . What could go wrong? Plus: nude grease fires, Underwater What Movie Is This, what we've been watching, and so much more Do yourself a favor and check out the insane director's website: http://www.alvaropasseri.it/ Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not...
Published 03/11/24
It's Jeremiah's maiden voyage breakdown of the Bronson movie where all he wants to do is harvest his melons, but the mob and local law enforcement just won't let him... at their peril! Plus: A Bronson Themed What Movie is This?, ABDL Spas, what we've been watching and so much more! Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!
Published 02/17/24
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Published 01/28/24
It’s New Year’s Eve 1999, and we’re counting down to Y2K with aliens wearing Zuba pants, piss-pants vampires, and Men In Black with hydrating masks. This may be the most incomprehensible movie we’ve ever watched for the show…which is really saying something! Yes, we watched the brain melter Alien Blood (1999) Plus: Battle of the Bands, Tuberculosis PSAs, empty rhetoric, and more! Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!
Published 01/04/24
Tonight for our feature presentation: We dive into the baffling 1995 public access cable Christmas special – The Disease That Stole Christmas – our very first stage production in Movie Melt history! Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!
Published 12/23/23
The gang tackles the bizarro adolescent spin on the "Outlaw Couple" trope with Menahem Golan’s Teenage Bonnie and Klepto Clyde from 1993! Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!
Published 12/03/23
The gang is back to cover the Hong Kong movie that has it all. From leather clad, gender fluid, witchy, power couples with giant blue light saber penises, to magic loogies, to LOTS of urine from all kinds of creatures. You name it, this film has it. PLUS: an impropteau poop focused opener, battle of the bands, what we've been watching, and so much more! Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!
Published 11/08/23
The Companeros dip into PM entertainment’s children’s catalog with the Sqauatchtober family classic Little Bigfoot 2: The Journey Home (1998) directed by Art Camacho! PLUS: a Bigfoot Battle of the bands, what we've been watching, and so much more! Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!
Published 10/25/23
For Matt's final Portland show, Shea breaks down Judge & Jury (1996) starring David Keith and Martin Kove. Plus: Sexy Gorillas, Martin Kove: Hot or Not?, Battle of the Bands, Listener Feedback, and so much more! Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!
Published 10/06/23
Holy smokes! We're finally back with Uganda’s first action film – Who Killed Captain Alex? (2010) PLUS: Battle of the Bands, what we've been watching, hot dog diets, and so much more meaningful life advice Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!
Published 07/25/23
The gang covers a vanity project about covering your junk at all costs. Also, winner of the coveted: "most jerking on a toilet per capita in a non-adult feature" award. The only film with multiple heavy metal and Jim Carrey references made for under $10 -- CUM TO LIVE (2001)! PLUS: a SEXY battle of the bands AND what we've been watching! Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!
Published 06/30/23
Dorjee the Film Sherpa wanted to talk about Tobe Hooper's Lifeforce, vampires, aliens, and so much more! Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!
Published 06/22/23
This time the gang tackles a vanity project 9 years in the making. Imagine Richard Linklater's BOYHOOD ate an entire longboard made of Psilocybin or "Hamlet with surfing", and youll get the basic idea. Plus: a Surfing Battle of the Bands, Jean Claude gets a boner on Brazillian TV, and What We've Been Watching Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!
Published 06/11/23
Fangoria Wisconsin?! Yes! We uncover the forgotten 'Windsor Lake Studios' legacy of horror, nestled deep in the Northwoods of Wisconsin. A small town teen with a dream of being a Hollywood FX artist somehow hits the jackpot when the producers of 'Hellraiser' unexpectedly set up shop in his rural small town in the late 80s-with a vision of pure terror! Tonight we cover the forgotten Fango Films, practical FX extravaganza, creature feature 'SEVERED TIES' from 1992 w/ Hank Carlson (of KNB EFX...
Published 05/23/23
We watched Stephen Sayadian’s avant-garde horror erotica – DR. CALIGARI (1989)! Join our Patreon if you can! The greates mixtapes ever: Lost and Found Video Night Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!
Published 04/30/23
Hong Kong insanity from the director of Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky! Please support our Patreon, if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669! Check out the other Compañeros Radio Network shows: Movie Melt Songs on Trial Get Soft with Dr Snuggles Ballbusters Movies About Girls Classic In Search of the Perfect Podcast Join the Companeros Cuties Club on Facebook
Published 04/13/23
A flm written, directed, and starring a Greek Harrison Ford lookalike who was a former Trapeze artist. He's powered by Ouzo, and his love for children and the elderly. But most importantly, he's the the greatest CIA Agent/Cop/person that's ever lived! Thanks to Mike from The Grindbin, Lee from TMBDOS, and Brady of Solid Six for guesting. Links : Please support our Patreon, if you can! Companeros T-Shirts Join the Companeros Cutie Club on Facebook! Hey, why not call us on our hotline?...
Published 03/30/23
Movie Melt tackles the low-budget Jungian, dream logic epic, where martial arts face off against Capitalist fast food aliens....and Peter took a bath and lit candles while he watched this. His words: "It was like a dream". Very Sexy! PLUS: Chicken themed Battle of the Bands! Links : Please support our Patreon, if you can! find crazy record exclusives at WYRD WAR records support Portland's local yokel video shop and numero uno film screenings wyrd war shop Peter’s self-procalimed most...
Published 03/14/23
This episode we relax our sphincters and grease up our intergalactic obelisk as we return to the well of Richard Elfman with his triumphant return to cinema with ALIENS, CLOWNS, & GEEKS (2021)! Plus an irrevrant battle of the bands! Please support our Patreon, if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669! Check out the other Compañeros Radio Network shows: Movie Melt Songs on Trial Get Soft with Dr Snuggles Ballbusters Movies About Girls Classic In Search of the...
Published 02/26/23
Happy Valentine's Day from Movie Melt! This ep we dust off the reflective thongs and oil up our chiseled bods - we watched the vanity-project-adjacent "The Life and Loves of a Male Stripper" (1987)! Beefy! Plus: What we've been watching, a VERY sexy Battle of the Bands, and so much more! Links : Support our Patreon! [PINTO THE MEAN BEAN] (https://youtu.be/VBGo6tAd6I4) Buy Tapes From Cory Universal Dork aka The Most Unsuccessful Blog on the 'Net Since 2009! Peter's Vintage Clothes and...
Published 02/13/23
LAST WEEK WE GOT OUR UNDERGRADUATE AT BUSTER BURGER UNIVERSITY… SO NATURALLY…. THE NEXT STEP IS TO GET OUR MASTERS....so we attend GHOUL SCHOOL…. The low budget horror comedy from (1990)! Links : Support our Patreon! Buy Tapes From Cory Peter's Vintage Clothes and VHS OMG this is insane Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669! Check out the other Compañeros Radio Network shows: Movie Melt Songs on Trial Get Soft with Dr Snuggles Ballbusters Movies About Girls Classic In...
Published 01/27/23