This week's special guest, in the final episode of season nine, is the legendary makeup artist Mary Greenwell! She and Susannah discuss supermodels, ageing and false eyelashes... You can find Mary on Instagram @marygreenwell. For help or support on drugs-related issues, go to the support service FRANK at talktofrank.com. As ever, thanks to our house band duo for providing our music - you can find their new album DESTINO at duoguitarmusic.com, listen on Spotify and YouTube and follow them on...

This week's special guest is the iconic model, muse and photographer Pattie Boyd! She and Susannah discuss giraffes, meditation and a Wonderful revelation... Pattie's latest book, 'My Life In Pictures', is out now. You can find her on her website here and follow her on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter. As ever, thanks to our house band duo for providing our music - you can find their new album DESTINO at duoguitarmusic.com, listen on Spotify and YouTube and follow them on Instagram, Facebook,...

This week's special guest is Hollywood director Paul Feig! He and Susannah discuss cowboy hats, fish lips and geezer shoes... Paul's latest book, 'Cocktail Time!: The Ultimate Guide to Grown-Up Fun', is out now. To find out more about Artingstall's Brilliant London Dry Gin go to artingstallsgin.com You can find Paul on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook @paulfeig. As ever, thanks to our house band duo for providing our music - you can find their new album DESTINO at duoguitarmusic.com, listen on...

This week's special guests are social media superstars Lewys Ball & Isla Loba! They and Susannah discuss fillers, trolls and school shorts... You can listen to Lewys and Isla's Pop Off podcast here. You can find Lewys on YouTube, Instagram and TikTok and Isla on TikTok and Instagram. As ever, thanks to our house band duo for providing our music - you can find their new album DESTINO at duoguitarmusic.com, listen on Spotify and YouTube and follow them on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter and...

This week's special guest is bestselling poet Donna Ashworth! She and Susannah discuss hugs, jumpers and ugly shares... For confidential help or advice on eating disorders, go to Beat Eating Disorders. Donna's new book is published in the autumn. You can find her at donnaashworth.com, follow her on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter and TikTok. As ever, thanks to our house band duo for providing our music - you can find their new album DESTINO at duoguitarmusic.com, listen on Spotify and YouTube...

This week's special guest is 2018 Eurovision Song Contest winner Netta Barzilai! She and Susannah discuss fame, size and pins... Netta has some exciting new music out soon. You can find her at nettamusic.com and follow her on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter and TikTok. As ever, thanks to our house band duo for providing our music - you can find their new album DESTINO at duoguitarmusic.com, listen on Spotify and YouTube and follow them on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter and TikTok. And, of course,...

This week's special guest is explorer, writer and photographer Levison Wood! He and Susannah discuss death threats and dancing shoes... Levison's new book, 'Escape from Kabul', co-written with Geraint Jones, is out now and available in the usual places. You can find Levison at levisonwood.com and follow him on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter. As ever, thanks to our house band duo for providing our music - you can find their new album DESTINO at duoguitarmusic.com, listen on Spotify and...

This week's special guest, and the first episode of season nine, is actress, Loose Woman, author and podcaster Denise Welch! She and Susannah discuss warthogs, pin heads and sweaty t**s... You can find Denise on Instagram, Twitter and TikTok and listen to her podcast, 'Denise Welch's Juicy Crack' here. If you are concerned that you or someone you care about has a problem with alcohol, visit Drinkaware for free and confidential advice. As ever, thanks to our house band duo for providing our...

After an absurdly long break, we're back again - next Wednesday 26 April - for season 9! If you haven't already, please subscribe and spread the word to a friend or two. Thanks! Find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, YouTube and TikTok all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today's special guest in this bonus episode is trumpet virtuoso Alison Balsom! She and Susannah discuss school, yoga and sweating... You can find Alison's brand new album, 'Quiet City', and all her social links here or on her website at alisonbalsom.com. As ever, thanks to our house band duo for providing our music - you can find them at duoguitarmusic.com and @duoguitarmusic on their socials. And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please subscribe, check...

Happy New Year! Here's a compilation of some of our favourite moments from 2021. Thanks to all our wonderful guests and to our house band ‘duo’ - you can find them at duoguitarmusic.com and @duoguitarmusic on their socials.  And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review. You can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook and YouTube all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com. See...

Today's special guest is the iconic burlesque star Dita Von Teese! She and Susannah discuss shyness, dressing gowns and truck stops... You can book tickets for Dita's New Year's Eve show on her website dita.net and find all her other projects and social links here. As ever, thanks to our house band duo for providing our music - you can find them at duoguitarmusic.com and @duoguitarmusic on their socials. And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please...

Today's special guest is former lady-in-waiting and now bestseller author Lady Glenconner! She and Susannah discuss mischief, miracles and murder... Lady (Anne) Glenconner's new novel, 'A Haunting At Holkham', is out today. Find it here. As ever, thanks to our house band duo for providing our music - you can find them at duoguitarmusic.com and @duoguitarmusic on their socials. And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please subscribe, check out the others...

Today's special guest is BBC Radio 1 presenter and DJ Charlie Hedges! She and Susannah discuss blushing, boxing and big toes... You can hear Charlie on Radio 1's Live Lounge from Monday-Thursday and on Dance Anthems on Saturday. And you can find her on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook. As ever, thanks to our house band duo for providing our music - you can find them at duoguitarmusic.com and @duoguitarmusic on their socials. And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this...

This week's special guest, and the final episode of season eight, is singer, actress and one fifth of our favourite pop band Steps, Faye Tozer! She and Susannah discuss hotel bars, scary auditions and shower caps... You can find Faye on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook and all the info on Steps' new tour and album here. As ever, thanks to our house band duo for providing our music - you can find them at duoguitarmusic.com and @duoguitarmusic on their socials. And, of course, huge thanks to you...

This week's special guest is multiple Olympic, World and European champion athlete Sir Mo Farah! He and Susannah discuss tracksuits, smoothies and messy rooms... You can find Mo on his website mofarah.com and follow him on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook. (Apologies that there's a bit of interference on Mo's audio towards the end.) As ever, thanks to our house band duo for providing our music - you can find them at duoguitarmusic.com and @duoguitarmusic on their socials. And, of course, huge...

This week's special guest is the legendary and multiple award-winning costume designer Jenny Beavan! She and Susannah discuss feet, turbans and deserts... You can find Jenny on Instagram @jennybeavandesigns. As ever, thanks to our house band duo for providing our music - you can find them at duoguitarmusic.com and @duoguitarmusic on their socials. And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please subscribe, check out the others and give us a five-star rating...

This week's special guest is singer, songwriter and showman Matt Goss! He and Susannah discuss bulldogs, hats and flowerpots... Matt's new album, 'The Beautiful Unknown', is out on November 19. You can pre-order it on his website mattgoss.co.uk. The album's second single, 'Better With You' is out on October 8 - find it here. You can also find Matt on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube. Apologies, as Susannah says, that My Wardrobe Malfunction Live Show/Shambles is no longer happening on...

This week's special guest is writer, performer and star vlogger Tova Leigh! She and Susannah discuss taboos, loneliness and granny pants... Tova's new book, 'You Did What?', is out now - find it here. You can also find Tova on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, YouTube, TikTok and on linkt.ree here. And don't forget, My Wardrobe Malfunction is going on tour (to one place - in Guildford, Surrey - on Sunday 7 November)! Starting at 7.45pm (GMT) and live streaming from 8pm. Click here for in person...

This week's special guest is fashion designer and all-round entertainer Dannii Minogue! She and Susannah discuss tomboys, TV shows and filthy nicknames... On that note, offensive language alert: it kicks in around the 62-minute mark (in case you're listening to this within earshot of children...). Find Dannii Minogue's Petites autumn winter collection for QVC UK here. You can also find Dannii on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, YouTube, TikTok and on her linktr.ee here. As Susannah mentions, My...

This week's special guest is champion ballroom dancer, teacher, actor, author and, of course, Strictly head judge Shirley Ballas! She and Susannah discuss mums, bullying and Naked Attraction... You can find Shirley on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook. As Susannah mentions, My Wardrobe Malfunction is going on tour (to one place - in Guildford, Surrey - on Sunday 7 November)! Starting at 7.45pm (GMT) and live streaming from 8pm. To attend in person please click here for tickets and for live...

We're back! And to kick off the new season in style, we've an extra long episode with comedian, TV presenter, actor and now author Mel Giedroyc! She and Susannah discuss iced sherry, candlewick and dressing gowns... Mel's new novel, 'The Best Things', is out now. As Susannah mentions, My Wardrobe Malfunction is going on tour (to one place - in Guildford, Surrey - on Sunday 7 November)! To attend in person please click here for tickets and for live stream tickets click here. We'll be joined on...

We're back again - next Thursday 9 September - for season 8! If you haven't already, please subscribe and pass it on. Thanks! Find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, YouTube and TikTok all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week's special guest, in the final episode of season seven, is designer, entrepreneur and author Anya Hindmarch! She and Susannah discuss lists, heels and label machines… Anya's new book, 'If If Doubt, Wash Your Hair', is out now. You can also find her at anyahindmarch.com and @anyahindmarch on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook. Hope you've enjoyed this season - we're taking a break but will be back again in September. Thanks to our elegant house band ‘duo’. Find them at duoguitarmusic.com...