Women are the best chuck out the rest! It's the finale and it crept up on us! Locky tells Bella and Irena he loves them both and then Bella dodges a bullet. Find out our MANY top worst moments of this season, fave cameos (spoiler: alpacas...

It's Date Time! Let's visit an office block and put nappies on dolls! Let's have an Intimacy Coach watch us paint things on a large man! Let's drive in a Kombi van and lie in an empty tent! Plus Irena and Bella are still Sure Janning each other. And we...

WouLd aNyOne liKE a Starb*cks CoFfee?? Somehow Lockydown is over already so it's back to the Mansion to discover Bella and Irena hate each other, Roxi's introducing Ronda, Juliette's bringing that delightful chaotic energy and then everyone gets kicked...

"Who likes motorbikes?", asks Locky and take a guess whether Karen Beloved does. But actually forget all that because COVID-19 is here to force us into awks Zoom dates! Plus we say a sad farewell to crucial entertainment Areeba and Laura, and find out...

"Is this a joke?", asks Areeba, and pretty much same. More tears and whispered conspiracies during cocktail parties that never end, Roxi melts down over... ??, and Charley steps into a surely unsanitary public mud bath. Plus we discuss SPACE jumping and...

"Do you like me Y/N", asks Juliette, and when it comes to cliffs Nicole says NOPE (we say fair enough). Join us as we discuss two episodes that seemed to comprise largely of tears and YouFoodz TM. Plus, we've turned on the Bach and sadly we mean that in...

Zip up your penguin suits and get Sincere! We chat about the most important people in the show AKA all the women, our predictions for the rumored Love Oblong of later this season, and how Steph and Rosemary brought the energy 2020 needs. Plus find out...

Our summer fling is over, Beloveds! But before we say goodbye, let's enjoy Glisha, Cary and Menee pledging their troth to one another on our TV screens and two out of three doing the same on Insta afterwards. PLUS we announce the foolhardy decision...

How good are Mums?! We splash ourselves in their amazingness during family Fiji visits: Donna thrills over Glenn, Elaine connects with Mary and Mary-Anne rips Ciarran to pieces. Plus the best Bachie moment in history which OF COURSE involves women being...

"Why do we watch these shows??" we cry, and Dr Jodi McAlister, AKA a Doctor of Love, answers intelligently while being very funny. Jodi is a feminist academic whose work focuses on romance, sex, love, women and pop culture. She gives us lols from her...

BRO CODE IS B******T! Hurricane Keira arrives, so does Kiki, and we lose Jess & Helena & Niranga and a Cleanskin (nope) plus Jamie. We discuss Cass's textbook mean girl #casslighting, how somehow we are now giddy for both Greg AND Conor, thanks...

Wheee Alisha is here! She's sprinkled her magic on Greg and has us looking at him v. differently. Join us as we discuss the Bula Banquet from hell, Renee's Reveal, the episode that never ended and find out which kissing session finally got Karen's seal...

Wowee the first two eps of BIP 2020 came in hot, "moist" (sorry) and also somehow spent a long time on Jamie? We discuss the shock elimination, a now-confirmed Fall From Grace, why we would love to see some castmates, like, TALK? about...

Slap on your self tanner and grab a fruity cocktail, Beloveds! We're rebounding into the arms of Bachie in Paradise Season 3, complete with discussion of our fave cast members, what old-lady wisdom Lucy wants to whisper to the young women, and Ciarran's...

School's out! We say Goodbye My Lover to our MAFS faves AKA most of the women and Seb. Find out whose couch reacts brought us most joy and what amazing print Karen wore to show Lucy up during our ULTIMATE recording for this season. Thank you, Nearly...

SHE DID IT! Mishel bloody did it. We squeal gleefully. Plus find out what fave snack of Lucy's Karen disparages, and enjoy our cackling over the dinner party we've all been waiting (forever) for. This is our season's PENULTIMATE pod ep.Your co-hosts...

#freetash Bonus Ep! We speak to MAFS 2020 Icon, Ashlee - Tash's amazing bridesmaid, who stood up for her friend and got thrown under the bus in true reality TV fashion. Spoiler: she's a darling!It's a peek behind the scenes into the...

We discuss how Hayley, that great brazen breath of quotable air, sweeps in to razz up Gels'/Lads' Nights with some light cheating scandale. Plus enjoy Dismal Final Dates with Connie & Mishel and the moment that Lucy felt like maybe she'd enjoy a...

As we limp to the end of this godforsaken season, discover what Karen would do to avoid quarantine with Stichael, the breakout star of these episodes and who needs to take his top off and leave (spoiler: that's Jonny). Plus we teaser Bachie in...

Insert Keyser Soze quote here re. MAFS, knock us over with a feather etc. WTF JUST HAPPENED. Karen explains. Oh and various wives go to various husbands' s****y homes. Your co-hosts Lucy May (reality dating TV tragic) and Karen Pickering (Noted Public...

Welcome Lizzie & large animate scarecrow Seb (jk we think he is sweet), plus KCLA and... the other guy. Drew? Then join us as we farewell two true giants of #MAFS in Hayley and David, and whisper sweet civil nothings to Mikey and Natasha.Your...

Gross. We finally arrive at #toothbrushgate and it's as awful as New Idea said. Join us as we gag along with Mel Expert and also say goodbye to Lucy's visual Valium!Check out the Beloved Insta for photo evidence of our encounter in the wild with Mel...

It's Intimacy (vom) Week! Join us as we discover what Mikey adorably thinks is intimate (fishing?), when Lucy felt personally attacked, and who needs to be sent back to the factory, stat.Your co-hosts Lucy May (reality dating TV tragic) and Karen...