Krista's back on the gear and feeling menthol fresh! Is Karl the poo cyclist, or is it bad enough that he is a plausible poo cyclist? Haz forgets the password to the mainframe and Chelsea is stuck in her own honey trap. CJ and special guest Linlee Dale of the Plain Jane Fan Page recap Neighbours Episodes 9024 to 9030 in the PirateNet Studios.

Hopefully downloading this doesn't give you Malware. Haz is a secret IT scholar; Paul steps up to be the celebrant nobody knew they needed; JJ finds out his dad is the crim he just abetted; Chelsea lodges her own docket with the IT department; and Karl has us going, 'we brought the show back for THIS?' CJ and Kate recap Episodes 9020 to 9023 in the PirateNet Studios.

Father-and-son crimes, Paul helps Krista in her darkest hour, and the theory of Haz and Hazn't! CJ and special guest co-host Bec Dahl recap Episodes 9012 to 9020 in the PirateNet Studios.

Toadie is perplexed that his wife is taking a minute to process his infidelity; Chelsea sets a preggo agenda; Uncle Felix needs a fake alibi for a sadarse party; and instead of one good Haz, we've got two bad ones! CJ and Vaya recap Episodes 9008 to 9011 in the PirateNet Studios.

Are there any redeeming qualities left of Toadfish? CJ, Kate and Vaya recap Episodes 9004 to 9007 in the PirateNet Studios.

Finally some movement with the cursed love quad and we only had to send two of them to the dump to make it happen... Sadie enjoys an evening with the Maestro, and Uncle Felix moves in with no thrilling mystery whatsover. Kate and Vaya recap Episodes 9001 to 9003 in the PirateNet Studios.

A bonus pod to dissect the Neighbours 9000th ep, featuring Aaron's Festivus-inspired airing of Paul's grievances. CJ, Kate and Vaya recap Episode 9000 in the PirateNet Studios in three times as long as it took the episode itself to air.

Ramsay Street's shortest paternity mystery is solved in two scenes; Red Velvet Cake nearly brings down Erinsborough High; Sadie wishes to play first violin in Byron's string section; and Chelsea gets her hands on Paul's most lucrative manila folder. CJ, Kate and Vaya examine Episodes 8996 to 8999 in the PirateNet Studios.

The Shitbag of the Week of the Month is here and he's had a sugar crash! Nicolette isn't coping with co-parenting amid grief, Chelsea Lately attempts a conservatorship over Paul, and Our Mel slips into her Thirst Trap Tiger Stripes to entice the Toad back. CJ, Kate and Vaya examine Episodes 8992 to 8995 in the PirateNet Studios.

Legal Eagle Bec is back with CJ and Vaya to unpack a cheeky little post-death Ramsay Street Siege! Evil Eden escapes hospital, amid Paul, Leo and Aaron's turbulent grief for David; the street slow-cooks; and Chelsea steps into the role of saucy funeral planner. We examine Episodes 8984 to 8987 in the PirateNet Studios.

The Tanaka-Brennans embark on a two-hour getaway to Bum Island 3: Tokyo Drift. David gorges himself to save Leo from Evil Eden and we're mad about it; Sadie tries to claim her 3 hunge of wages from Chelsea, but Chelsea has bigger fish to snare. And everybody's new favourite fruiterer strikes up a romance with Vera Punt. Kate and Vaya unpack Episodes 8980 to 8983 in the Pirate Net Studios.

To do something at the same time... Chelsea Not-Varga-Just-Murphy pollutes Erinsborough with Unison, a pungent new signature scent for Lassiters; Our Mel finds an A+ fruity suitor; the Brennan-Tanakas want to get out of dodge to avoid their stalker; Leo can't seem to get on a childcare waiting list; and Haz gets both Trevor and Mack all at once. CJ, Kate and Vaya unpack Episodes 8976 to 8979 in the Pirate Net Studios.

Let's get ready to Jumblllllle! Erinsborough is overrun with both bric and brac as Toadie's big Jumble Sale tumbles into town. Nicolette is taunted by a villain with a topped-up Officeworks print card; Melanie is harrassed by shitbags in a shitbox labelled ERNSBRAHH; Leo and Krista get their tryst on; and Daaron put the cock in cocktail... CJ, Kate and Vaya unpack Episodes 8972 to 8975 in the Pirate Net Studios.

HoHo ditches Haz; Nicolette talks about some churchie drama we're not across; Toadie opens the floodgates to Nelly's therapist; and Karl shows Melanie his all-time favourite ceramic pig (a replica of which was at her wedding??). We cover Episodes 8968 to 8971 in the Pirate Net Studios.

It's the Wedding of the Year of the Week! #Chelly provides a second set of nuptials to round off the 2023 ReNeighssance. Plus, a moist end to the Post-Christmas-Party Christmas Party for Holly; a spiky end to the Lassiters New Year's Eve bash for Krista the Sista; and is a stray character reference the beginning of the end for ToadRage? We cover Episodes 8960 to 8967 in the Pirate Net Studios.

It's a Neighbuzz Christmas Cracker! We recap a bumper fortnight of episodes, ranging from the Lassiters Fair and Byron's Dear Byron letter, to the Pre-Christmas Party Christmas Party, plus Jane and Terage's council bizzo, Krista the Sista's 'Ooh La La' return, and Nellyfish's Pre-Birthday Party Birthday Party. Jim Robinson baubles out, one and all! We cover Episodes 8952 to 8959 in the Pirate Net Studios out on the BrenDen balcony.

Save Our School! Jordy Lucas (a.k.a Erinsborough High alum Summer Hoyland!) helps CJ and Vaya recap Neighbours episodes 8948 - 8951: Nicolette and Wendy's protest to save the school turns violent when the hordes head INDOORS! Rising star of Rise FM, Summer interviews past staff and students from the comfort of her marquee while Melanie is injured in the fray. Terage tries to make up for her capitalism by finding care for Mel; and suggests a new plan for the leftover teens of E-High. Listen...

The ultimatum heard across the valley: It's Me or Erinsbrough! CJ, Kate and Vaya recap Neighbours episodes 8944 - 8947: Krista the Sista is having drugs withdrawals in a swanky new rehab facility called Lassiters. Ex-Dr-Naka supports her through it, not before demanding the Brenakas stay in their miserable scenic country estate. ToadRage learn about putting a dependent child's needs before their own; Haz is a perpetual disappointment; and That's Amoré again at the Varga-Murphys. Plus an...

She has risen! CJ, Kate and Vaya recap Neighbours episodes 8940 - 8943: Flashback week fallout! Krista the Sista is rescued from an unsavoury legume den and reunited with Mischa Barton for one scene. Visiting hours at Goodwood Prison are wide open and Our Melly has Nelly in her corner. ToadRage are kidding themselves, Chloe bails Paul out of tedious admin, and HoHo and Haz pounce on each other in the pizza shack.

Kids, has Melanie ever told you the tale of how she met Krista the Sista? No, well, strap in, it's long-winded! CJ, Kate and Vaya recap Neighbours episodes 8936 - 8939: FLASHBACK WEEK 2023! You want to know the story in less than four days? Here it is: Mel used to work for The Sinclairs/hoteliers as a housekeeper, she got caught with Krista's Bag of Drugs, became a fugitive, never told anyone, got hit up for cash by Krista years later, meanwhile Mishca Barton bought a shitheap old Laser, and...

Mischa Barton's on the road in to Mildura in a shitbox Laser! Kate and Vaya recap Neighbours episodes 8931 - 8934: Maury Povich arrives to reveal the paternity test results to the Rodwell-Varga-Murphys; Paul evacuates Lassiters to snoop when he already has a master key; and Nellyfish goes missing on her quest to find Melanie!

Anthrax attack! CJ, Kate and Vaya recap Neighbours episodes 8927 - 8930: Dr Ma's life is on the line when she opens her subscription of dust; the secret of the Whiz-bang Sperm Donor comes out; Nellyfish considers her Strengths, Weaknesses, Opportunities and Threats over a cuppa with Sharon; HoHo has heart eyes for Haz; and Reese is... also there.

CJ and Vaya recap Neighbours episodes 8923 - 8926: Eden's toxic trait is revealed to be pickpocketing! Drunk Jane is having a rough week and hopping on to the Hot Mess Express, Reese Marple lets us in on her search for Krista the Sista, and Nellyfish takes us back to her darkest day.

Kate and Vaya recap Neighbours episodes 8920 - 8923: Mackenzie's marathon sesh at the pub for a no-show date leads her to shifty Ed/en; Reese is wonderstruck as she tours her first cul-de-sac; and a brick goes through the Varga-Murphys' car window!