Episodes
CJ, Kate and Vaya recap Terage's walk of shame, Uncle Felix getting booted out of the 'Borough, the arrival of Max Ramsay II, and The First Izzys Club convening to trade lovelorn war stories and piss off Susan.
Published 11/17/24
CJ, Kate and Vaya recap Terage's fall from the wagon, Uncle Felix's rise above expectations, and the Boylesque show that left us wanting.
Published 11/03/24
CJ, Kate and Vaya have been recapping Neighbours for TEN YEARS!! We love you for listening! Also Toadfish Rebecchi left for Colac and we felt nothing. Haz and Mackenzie left and we felt rage. And we got a little cheeky seige to finish the week off on a high! Episodes 9109 to 9119 recapped in the PirateNet Studios.
Published 09/29/24
CJ, Kate and Vaya process the aftermath of Outback Bumcrack week. Haz and Mackenzie make a regrettable life decision, Toadie finally puts us out of our misery and calls it quits on ToadRage, Cara turns 40 and is thrown the world's most pathetic party, and will Wendy find herself? Episodes 9100 to 9108 recapped in the PirateNet Studios.
Published 09/08/24
CJ, Kate and Vaya hop into a remote bathtub in the middle of nowhere to recap Neighbours' Death in the Outback week. The tradition of buttocks in the wilderness is upheld as Holly goes on a whirlwind trip with her latest lover-villain; Toadie and Melanie get kidnapped! Haz and Mackenzie try to save the day but kind of make things worse; and Paul gets a ransom impacted by cozzie livs! Also, remember to be CrocWise. Episodes 9096 to 9100 in the PirateNet Studios.
Published 08/24/24
CJ and Vaya catch-up on the last three Neighbours weeks with a deep dive on Toadie's existential crisis, Aaron's Hep B scare and the teenage love triangle; plus a shallow paddle/ rapid fire round through everything else! Episodes 9076 to 9087 in the PirateNet Studios.
Published 08/06/24
It's drama in, drama out with Hostsge HoHo! Vic goes from dying and rich, to living and poor; Leo continues to whinge until his problems are solved; Sky threatens to take Harold away; ToadRage hop back into the sack and tell everybody about it; and Puffy's Back Patio caves in! Kate and Vaya recap Neighbours Episodes 9068 to 9075 in the PirateNet Studios.
Published 07/14/24
Hoho hairsprays an evil podcaster! And catches the Poison Prick. Leo has yet another sook about his finances even after selling a house; shitbags continue to terrorise Eirini Rising, and Melanie is back from the road with a new chum. CJ and Vaya recap Neighbours Episodes 9060 to 9067 in the PirateNet Studios.
Published 07/01/24
The Family Stone bushbashes badly; Eirini Rising gets stinkbombed; Leo is broke and tired and it's everybody else's problem; and a requited teen crush blooms and wilts. CJ, Kate and Vaya recap Neighbours Episodes 9056 to 9059 in the PirateNet Studios.
Published 06/16/24
Leo withholds evidence from Erinsborough Police about his pinot then is upset by his actions having consequences; JJ and Nellyfish are too cute for Toadie's draconian parenting; and Harold puts off an appointment. CJ, Vaya and special guest Elyce Phillips (the illustrator of our podcast art!) recap Neighbours Episodes 9052 to 9055 in the PirateNet Studios.
Published 06/09/24
Leo's Pinot causes all sorts of strife at the lacklustre launch of Eirini Rising retirement experience in a high school; Suz quits Terage's toxic workplace but it doesn't take; Slick Vic Stone takes Nic and Byron mini-golfing; and the Poo Cyclist plot line dovetails with the retirement experience. Kate and Vaya recap Neighbours Episodes 9048 to 9051 in the PirateNet Studios.
Published 06/03/24
Slick Vic Stone drops his depressing news on Nic and Byron; amid his last shift at Erinsborough Hospital, Dr Karl has Aaron infiltrate the YAHMILS to locate the poo cyclist and we can't cope with this Ceramic Poog storyline; JJ's going to be working as a minor at a winery; and Haz wakes up. Kate and Vaya recap Neighbours Episodes 9044 to 9047 in the PirateNet Studios.
Published 05/24/24
... But he's in a coma. So the town bands together to save Harold's Cafe! Yes, all the people who have jobs. Plus JJ pays a visit to the clink; Terage continues to be a terrible boss to Susan; Krista's drug dealer keeps hassling her number one patron; and Az and Dr Pooper meet the YAHMILS - the Young and Hot Men in Lycra! CJ, Kate and Vaya recap Neighbours Episodes 9040 to 9043 in the PirateNet Studios.
Published 05/19/24
Chelsea flies too close to the sun with an engagement to Paul but Krista brings her down with the help of a scorned IT guy; over with the other IT crowd, Haz spends the week in a coma while HoHo hollers at a hacker near the hotel; Eirini Rising's office is open for business and Suz has a pang of regret after exactly one day of working for Terage. Kate and Vaya recap Neighbours Episodes 9036 to 9039 in the PirateNet Studios.
Published 05/13/24
The Pod Squad reuintes to talk about as much stuff as they can without having to cover DeepFakeGate. Chelsea tries to blackmail her wait out of a blackmail mess, Krista drops Leo and her bundle, Toadie's back and standing guard over Terage's secretions, and Mack does us a favour and takes Haz out with Karl's car. CJ, Kate and Vaya recap Neighbours Episodes 9031 to 9034 in the PirateNet Studios.
Published 05/05/24
Krista's back on the gear and feeling menthol fresh! Is Karl the poo cyclist, or is it bad enough that he is a plausible poo cyclist? Haz forgets the password to the mainframe and Chelsea is stuck in her own honey trap. CJ and special guest Linlee Dale of the Plain Jane Fan Page recap Neighbours Episodes 9024 to 9030 in the PirateNet Studios.
Published 04/26/24
Hopefully downloading this doesn't give you Malware. Haz is a secret IT scholar; Paul steps up to be the celebrant nobody knew they needed; JJ finds out his dad is the crim he just abetted; Chelsea lodges her own docket with the IT department; and Karl has us going, 'we brought the show back for THIS?' CJ and Kate recap Episodes 9020 to 9023 in the PirateNet Studios.
Published 04/15/24
Father-and-son crimes, Paul helps Krista in her darkest hour, and the theory of Haz and Hazn't! CJ and special guest co-host Bec Dahl recap Episodes 9012 to 9020 in the PirateNet Studios.
Published 04/09/24
Toadie is perplexed that his wife is taking a minute to process his infidelity; Chelsea sets a preggo agenda; Uncle Felix needs a fake alibi for a sadarse party; and instead of one good Haz, we've got two bad ones! CJ and Vaya recap Episodes 9008 to 9011 in the PirateNet Studios.
Published 03/24/24
Are there any redeeming qualities left of Toadfish? CJ, Kate and Vaya recap Episodes 9004 to 9007 in the PirateNet Studios.
Published 03/18/24
Finally some movement with the cursed love quad and we only had to send two of them to the dump to make it happen... Sadie enjoys an evening with the Maestro, and Uncle Felix moves in with no thrilling mystery whatsover. Kate and Vaya recap Episodes 9001 to 9003 in the PirateNet Studios.
Published 03/09/24
A bonus pod to dissect the Neighbours 9000th ep, featuring Aaron's Festivus-inspired airing of Paul's grievances. CJ, Kate and Vaya recap Episode 9000 in the PirateNet Studios in three times as long as it took the episode itself to air.
Published 03/05/24
Ramsay Street's shortest paternity mystery is solved in two scenes; Red Velvet Cake nearly brings down Erinsborough High; Sadie wishes to play first violin in Byron's string section; and Chelsea gets her hands on Paul's most lucrative manila folder. CJ, Kate and Vaya examine Episodes 8996 to 8999 in the PirateNet Studios.
Published 03/03/24
The Shitbag of the Week of the Month is here and he's had a sugar crash! Nicolette isn't coping with co-parenting amid grief, Chelsea Lately attempts a conservatorship over Paul, and Our Mel slips into her Thirst Trap Tiger Stripes to entice the Toad back. CJ, Kate and Vaya examine Episodes 8992 to 8995 in the PirateNet Studios.
Published 02/24/24