The days are long, but the years are short AF. When your kids are little and you're just fighting for your life day in and day out, it seems like the craziness will never end. You long for the days when they'll sleep through the night, wipe their own ass, and not demand to be in the bathroom with you while you shower.  Well, unluckily for every parent alive, those days show up faster than you can imagine. It's the trope new parents hate and the campaign slogan of seasoned parents: YOU'LL MISS THIS.  In this episode, we talk about the empty nest life waiting just beyond the horizon for us and what the f**k we're going to do with all our newfound free time.  Support the show