Uh oh! The corporate overlords that control the conditions under which we are able to distribute all films, not just theirs, is in trouble. I hope they recover and regain their stranglehold over exhibition spaces! But until they do, let's have a look at their most recent piece of corporate art to see if it inspires in you the need to be a loyal and faithful cog in the machine. When you wish upon a star....  Featuring: focus group trialled characters who test very positively with key...

BLARGH! Sorry about that, folks; we've allowed a terrible caveman to write this episode description. After his first word, I decided to dictate. Fortunately, his typing is immaculate. Better than mine! Anyway, it's the history hole again, so we're reviewing some weird movie from ages ago. Enjoy!  Featuring: Suzy, Debra, Betty, Valerie, Vicky, Archie Hall Sr. (GASP!) and the world's biggest 12-year-old.  More Katy!  https://thathorrorchick.com/  More...

In the future, people will only have one emotion each, but like different ones so they have to be separated. Where will Paul and Katy be sorted? Film nerds. They have a special headquarters. Outside of the city. In a ditch.  Featuring: the hit new YA franchise everybody is talking about.  More Katy!  https://thathorrorchick.com/  More Pauls!  https://facebook.com/ogtpodhttps://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as...

It's a-me Paul Salt, and I'm here to do two things: remind everyone of the late 80s hit song "Tricky" by Run DMC and bemoan the fate of trained voice actors. If only I could find a way to do both!  Featuring: the regular speaking voices of Hollywood celebrities (sigh).  More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpodhttps://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic...

Felice Halloween, Amiche! It's time for your annual monster Halloween episode, and what an absolute prick of a monster this one was. A mammoth rundown of all of Dario Argento's Giallo films! (or the good ones, anyway. We stop at Opera because obviously). Enjoy!  Featuring: Lance Henriksen, a loveable blind man, a monkey with a weird butt, Donald Pleasance at his most pleasant, Daria Nicolodi, and all the Italian vocab you'll need to launch a relatively good murder spree.  More...

Happy Halloween weekend, OGTeam! Ahead of our big spooky episode next week, Paul and Katy venture into the woods with nothing but a Ouija board and some important questions. Together, they find demons, Christians, Leslie Odom Jr. and true friendship.  Featuring: God...playing tricks...on various people...but especially you.  More Katy!  https://thathorrorchick.com/  More Pauls!  https://facebook.com/ogtpodhttps://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up...

It's a decade episode, so the Pauls get to review whatever they like! And what better time to dip into the filmography of a certain Martin Scorsese than just ahead of the imminent release of his latest masterpiece? Goodman has never seen The King of Comedy before! Let's sort him out.  Featuring: social anxiety! Ambition! Pupkin!  More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpodhttps://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as...

Paul tries to hide his shame on a train whilst Paul adjusts his chair a lot. All this and more, if you can believe it! As the Pauls watch one of the most bleak and dispiriting films they've seen to date.  Featuring: Oh god, don't ask. Ew.  Twitter! We have a Patreon! Exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Our Fiasco one-shot is being edited and will hit your faces in August! Jen and the Film Critic Quest Fantastic  Goodman's EP 'Future Music'

Oh, alas, the Gorehouse Greats are behind us now. But let us move on and celebrate the arrival of Sweating Bullets! A new action box set from Mill Creek Entertainment that we shall be dipping in to whenever we need two easy episodes. And since Goodman is in Japan, why not do that dip! Dip it, folks!  Featuring: Every Baldwin, a Star Trek Star's trek, Barry Bigboy, a decent night's sleep, and do people really read these things? Tell me on twitter if you read these.  Twitter! We have a Patreon!...

Excited about The Creator? So are we! We hope it's a smart blockbuster with breath-taking action and some confronting ideas. Not just a pile of rapidly dated CGI with mere lip service paid to important questions about AI...I, Robot!  Featuring: The wiki wild wild robot future.  More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpodhttps://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film...

Bloody gosh, Sarge! There's a bad man of some kind and he's doing bad stuff, I think. We better assemble an elite squad of bloody brilliant men and a woman to go and fight him. I like movies. Except the boring ones.  Featuring: the knife guy, the gun guy, the other gun guy, a third gun guy, a second knife guy, a tech guy who was in twilight I think, another gun guy, the first knife guy again and me, Ted Levine. Surprise!  More Elliot and BT! http://www.thesimpsonsindex.com/podcast    More...

'urcule Poiroh is back on the big screen this week. To celebrate, we are heading to Egypt, kind of, to enjoy Branagh's second Christie adventure.  Featuring: Egypt care of Croydon and British Accents care of Brooklyn.  More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpodhttps://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here! Like...

Watch out behind you! There's a spooky member of a monastic religious order behind you, and she's got far more than a bake sale on her mind! Join Paul and Katy for a sleepy start to an otherwise exhilarating look at one of the worst-received entries in the Conjuring cinematic universe.  Featuring: Justin Timberlake, Father Shithouse, Sister Thomasin Mckenzie, Mother Rampling and Michael Bloody Smiley!  More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpodhttps://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a...

There's something meg-y about this summer blockbuster. Is it that Ben Bloody Wheatley (full name) directed it? Is it that Jason Statham seems to be having fun for once? Is it that we watched it in 4DX at great risk to our tenderest parts? Find out, in this thing we did.  Featuring: Ol' Gregory the hook hand man! I have Covid. Sorry.  More Becs! https://twitter.com/StarlingGirl starlinggirl.carrd.co https://roll-plus-heart.captivate.fm/  More...

Oh boy, it sure is swell to be out here in this field with our best gals and no worries. Say, what's that scary-looking carpet doing here? ARGH, ARGH, ARGH, ARGH, ARGH, ARGH, ARGH, ARGH, ARGH, ARGH, my god, what is it? ARGH, ARGH, ARGH, ARGH, etc.  Featuring: ARGH, ARGH, ARGH, overt narration, Vic Bastard, and ARGH.  More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpodhttps://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a...

I'm scared, and it smells weird, so we must be in the countryside. It's still recommendations month, and we are trudging through the muddy field of comedy horror, but will we discover old farmer Hoggins' lost watch along the way?  Featuring: Squirrels, Pigeons and foxes; oh my!  More Helen: On Roll Plus Heart, here: https://roll-plus-heart.captivate.fm/  More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpodhttps://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive...

Salve, everyone. Hope you're well. If you're hearing this transmision then it probably means the podcast has been sucked into a hell dimension. Shame that. Still, no sense crying about it now, best just make the best of it. That's the ticket. All the best to your and yours, Captain Dramatic.  Featuring: Nell Heald talking about Event Horizon. Sorry, was that not clear? Twitter! We have a Patreon! Exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Our Fiasco one-shot is being edited and will hit...

If you go into the cinema today, you'll encounter a bunch of lies! If you see Blood and Honey today, you'll see a Z-grade slasher in disguise,  For Paul and Katy, and all other fans  shall be annoyed, this is far from Cannes,  For today is the day, OGT reviews the Poooooh film!  Featuring: Winnie the Pooh, Piglett, and no one else. No one!  More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpodhttps://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as...

It was the kind of British day where people lounge around complaining about how hot it ought to be. A drizzly, melancholy kind of day that stretched endlessly before those unfortunate enough to be on its receiving end. "I drank too much last night!" Barry Spudmen grumbled into his cold chips, the pebbly beach pulsating beneath his be-sandaled feet. "We all drank too much last night" offered his estranged live-in former husband. Ned Merill, desperately counting f*g ends, looked windward and...

The Pauls are finally taking on the mighty multiversal MCU! The mouse house is squarely in the sights of this particular howitzer, but one of the Pauls still holds on to some affection for the horrible thing. Will the other manage to successfully thrash that out of Goodman or whichever one it is. Yes because he's a little punk. Signed, Paul Salt, the right one.  Featuring: A long talk about the entire MCU in which they occasionally remember to mention how bad Antman 3 is.  More...

Aliens! Bloody hell, didn't expect that again after 20 years of nowt. Well here they bloody are and the only thing standing between you and absolute destruction is Paul Salt and Sean Flierl. Shame that.  Featuring: an Australian Disaster Movie, unceremonious Goldblum, the worst president ever and a war lord.  More Sean! Role to Cast: https://play.acast.com/s/role-to-cast Twitter: https://twitter.com/SeanMeansJohn Wrestle Rampage Australia: https://twitter.com/SeanMeansJohn  More...

Oh, this one has been a long time coming. It's part 2 of the epic adventure into the summer blockbusters of decades gone by, and when it comes to the 2000s, only one shit movie shall do for Paul S. It's the 2005 CGI fly-a-thon Stealth!  Featuring: the greatest soundtrack ever assembled for a film and I do actually mean that. Seriously. I'm Paul Goodman.  More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpodhttps://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive...

Summer is finally here in awful old England so it's time to celebrate by revisiting some of the biggest summer blockbusters of yesteryear! Starting with the 90s smash hit, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves! How long will it take Becs to find a historical inaccuracy? Where the hell is Loxley? What is Michael Wincott saying? All shall be revealed!  Featuring: The best summer ever! More Becs! https://twitter.com/StarlingGirl starlinggirl.carrd.co https://roll-plus-heart.captivate.fm/  More...

Watch out hillbillies, the giant spiders are invading! and it's up to the most boring people on earth to save us all. The characters, not us.  Featuring: Buttfuck Dungus, Sad Susan, Teddy Sweatervest, Michael Lonsdale and the rarely seen Sally Lou.  More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpodhttps://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep...

There's nothing to do...except absolutely everything. The pauls set their minds to doing the best they bloody well can and talk about the legendary Jennifer Sohn's recommended film, Sudden Manhattan!  Featuring: Allergins, frequent urination, early adoption, British romance and a damning indictment of something.  More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpodhttps://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a...