Hello Bu-ddy. How's your grindage these days? Nellage is stopping by to share her greasy wheeze. What the f**k is happening? Find out here!  More Pauls!  https://facebook.com/ogtpodhttps://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here! Like d&d? Want more Pauls? Into nerd shit AND jokes about bums? Why not check...

You should have taken the staaaaairs! The horror chick returns in her most spookiest mode of conveyance yet: an elevator. How will Paul fair in his second elevator set horror film of the podcast? More Horror Chick!  https://thathorrorchick.com/  More Pauls!  https://facebook.com/ogtpodhttps://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep...

It's that special time of year again! April! What better time to reflect on the films of the previous year? That's right there isn't one so let's get to it.  More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpodhttps://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here! Like d&d? Want more Pauls? Into nerd shit AND jokes about...

Every single one of Quest Fantastic is here to talk about this film for reasons we can't exactly remember. But they're here so let's make the best of it.  Featuring: Fatty Quinten, ATM, French Boi, and Big Chunky Charlie. More Sara! https://www.facebook.com/SaraKeepArt  https://twitter.com/PenguinPanic?s=20&t=Ju0zqYyYI5lTHjkIYQ9Qag  Rollplusheart.com More Jen! Roll Plus Heart, here: https://roll-plus-heart.captivate.fm/  Or her twitter, here: https://twitter.com/JenBlundell  More...

Oh no, they say he's got a thong, go go King Kong! That's right it's time for a new King Kong and Godzilla movie, at last. So why not celebrate by remembering the very first time these two titans of industry had a good go at it? No reason why not! So we did it.  More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpodhttps://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT...

Oh yes, I think so! Let's have Sara Keep come on to talk about the last Ghostbusters movie. Was it the golden standard in aggressively marketing nostalgia at an undemanding fan base, or is it all right? Let's find out.  Featuring: Slimer 2.0, dead guys, a fantastic new segment, and the best new NFT on the market. Buy now by clicking on each of the links below in sequence twice.  More...

Kull wahad, everyone! To celebrate the release of the biggest movie of the year, we are folding space to return to the first time a director successfully (?) brought the Dune universe to the multiplex. But how does Lynch's much-maligned sci-fi masterpiece (?) hold up today without our fancy special effects and products? Find out here. Oh, Ellen's here.  Features the Atreides, the Harkonnens, the Fremen, the Bene Gesserit and a whole bunch of other things I can't even begin to spell!  More...

Oh God....oh dear god no.  Featuring: That which should have remained in dreams.  More Pauls!  https://facebook.com/ogtpodhttps://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here! Like d&d? Want more Pauls? Into nerd shit AND jokes about bums? Why not check out our d&d actual play podcast, Quest...

Oh boy... Featuring: a lot.  Roll Plus Heart: https://roll-plus-heart.captivate.fm/  More Becs! https://twitter.com/StarlingGirl starlinggirl.carrd.co There is no more Helen than this.  More Jen!  https://twitter.com/JenBlundell  More Sara!  https://www.facebook.com/SaraKeepArt  https://twitter.com/PenguinPanic?s=20&t=Ju0zqYyYI5lTHjkIYQ9Qag  More Pauls! More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpodhttps://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for...

The cruel twist is that we're actually all caught in The Net, except for Sandra Bullock! Yoinks. Well, whilst you're here and can't escape, why not hear us talk about the halcyon days when all this might have been avoided. Don't say they didn't warn you!  Featuring: www.pizzajpegs.com, the escape key, some bits, some bites, and some very encrypted files.  More Sean! Role to Cast: https://play.acast.com/s/role-to-cast Twitter: https://twitter.com/SeanMeansJohn Wrestle Rampage Australia:...

Nell returns! With another movie about an alien sphere manifesting the fears of a crew of explorers...she has a type!  Featuring: Nell. What more do you need? More Pauls!  https://facebook.com/ogtpodhttps://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here! Like d&d? Want more Pauls? Into nerd shit AND jokes about...

Well, Argyle was terrible. Wasn't it better when Matthew Vaughan worked with Guy Ritchie? Just cranking out classic gangster movies...and Swept Away! ...with Madonna. Oh boy.  Featuring: Racism, Homophobia, Misogyny, Madge's Abs, and some raw, unbridled SEX! probaby.  More Pauls!  https://facebook.com/ogtpodhttps://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with...

Time for a powerful reunion with Menahem Golan and Yoram Globus, the masters of Cannon Group Films, a madhouse full of ninjas and buff dudes. Only this time they've got a buff gal and the ghost of a ninja. Will it be more entertaining than a movie with a troll and Courtney Cox? Tune in. Find out. Live free.  Featuring: A lot of anti-police sentiment, the lingering frustration of internet issues and possible misogynist Sho Kosugi (allegedly).  More...

God January is depressing. If only something wonderful could happen to take our minds off of the bad weather, taxes and lack of Christmas. Oh my god! Jason Statham is here to kick everyone! YAY! And Becs is here to usher in the Stath Year. Aww.  Featuring: Bees. Many, many bees.  More Becs! https://twitter.com/StarlingGirl starlinggirl.carrd.co https://roll-plus-heart.captivate.fm/  More Pauls!  https://facebook.com/ogtpodhttps://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a...

Welcome to hell! AKA Kilmore High School. You'll get the hang of things pretty quickly. Those are the jocks, those are the cheerleaders, those are the nerds, and those guys? They're the Pauls...yeah...probably it's best just to leave them to it. None of us really...I mean, we don't... they're fine. We think they're fine. I mean they never...they must be fine.  Featuring: Lindsay Nohan, John Noble, Amanda Neighfried, Lacey Chabert and Dewey Cox.  More...

Time to take a dip into the brand new year! What cinematic treats await us! ...oh, someone pooped in the pool. Good thing Katy Maydon is here to help us fish it out and fling it over the fence.  Featuring: A member of the Russell family, a member of the Armstrong family, a member of the Kerry Condon dynasty, and a member of staff who asked us to leave when we kept snoring.  More Horror Chick!  https://thathorrorchick.com/  More Pauls!  https://facebook.com/ogtpodhttps://twitter.com/ogtpod We...

Happy New Year, OGTEAM! Welcome to 2024. And what better way to start off an exciting new year than having a friend of the podcast, Helen Gaffney, suggest a film in her own inimitable way? God, I miss Christmas.  Featuring: Dour British people struggling to find meaning in a conservative hellscape, and they talk about a movie with Tim Curry in it.   More Helen: On Roll Plus Heart, here: https://roll-plus-heart.captivate.fm/  More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpodhttps://twitter.com/ogtpod We...

Happy Almost-New Year, OGTeam! It's been 350 dang episodes! And the Pauls have decided to celebrate by watching one of those films again without telling the other which one. What shall the Pauls treat themselves with and just how well do these two guys know each other after all this time? Featuring: the past, the present and, perhaps, the future!  More Pauls!  https://facebook.com/ogtpodhttps://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive...

Shhhh, it's Christmas day and we have a naughty surprise for all of you! We're heading to the kinkiest site on the web to explore each other and you're invited too, big person! Merry Christmas! 

Winter Welcomes, Everyone! It's Christmas weekend 2023 and we are celebrating by finishing off our mighty trilogy of contemporary Christmas movies with a Peacock original. Remember Peacock? I literally just heard of it and it's already shutting down. Merry Christmas!  Featuring: One of the most gratifying vindications of my entire life. You'll know it. The muppet bit. Christmas.  More Katy!  https://thathorrorchick.com/  More JEN! Roll Plus Heart, here:...

SAAAAAAAAAAANTA Claus is comin' to town! SAAAAAAAA...etc. Yes, it's the second part of the OGT Christmas Nightmare and we are plumbing the murky depths of Netflix Christmas. They've got some stars, they've got a once-hot director, and they've got a beaten horse that still has a sassy look in its hollowed-out eye socket, so let's make a Christmas Classic! Merry Christmas, everyone, and sorry about the hollowed-out eye socket thing.  Featuring: Ed Helms Tim Allening his way into shots, Jennifer...

Christmas is here at last! Three episodes in one week, starting with a Hallmark adventure with Becs Watson! In a lighthouse! Woah!  More Becs! https://twitter.com/StarlingGirl starlinggirl.carrd.co https://roll-plus-heart.captivate.fm/  More Pauls!  https://facebook.com/ogtpodhttps://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen...

Uh oh! The corporate overlords that control the conditions under which we are able to distribute all films, not just theirs, is in trouble. I hope they recover and regain their stranglehold over exhibition spaces! But until they do, let's have a look at their most recent piece of corporate art to see if it inspires in you the need to be a loyal and faithful cog in the machine. When you wish upon a star....  Featuring: focus group trialled characters who test very positively with key...

BLARGH! Sorry about that, folks; we've allowed a terrible caveman to write this episode description. After his first word, I decided to dictate. Fortunately, his typing is immaculate. Better than mine! Anyway, it's the history hole again, so we're reviewing some weird movie from ages ago. Enjoy!  Featuring: Suzy, Debra, Betty, Valerie, Vicky, Archie Hall Sr. (GASP!) and the world's biggest 12-year-old.  More Katy!  https://thathorrorchick.com/  More...