For God so loved the world, he gave you this episode featuring a spend-happy priest, sexsomnia, and locusts ravaged by fungus. Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Communication is key in this episode featuring baby talk in relationships, Beer Can Island, and what to do with your body when you're dead.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

The lovely crew of Nic Ochoa, Tyler Ochoa, and Chris Farris from Patent Pending Sketch Comedy join the sketchy crew of One Two Three Jokes in this episode featuring a dead uncle, a friend's amputated legs, and an A.I. pageant!   Be sure to see Patent Pending Sketch Comedy LIVE on May 17th, 18th, and 19th at the Desert Stages Theater in Scottsdale, AZ! Get your tickets HERE.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining...

We're in a new setting this week! But the comedy is familiar in this episode featuring a backyard baseball field, a teacher playing sick, and illegal butt injections.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

How will the points shake out with Ric as our guest judge? To be honest, we still don't really know and we experienced it first-hand. Maybe you can make sense of it in this episode featuring a home gun store, a fake service dog, and criminals with LEGO faces.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

The lips, the teeth, the tip of the tongue! We're all warmed up and ready for whatever goes down in this episode featuring a real estate mistake, what's considered sex, and a beer that's insensitive to people with sensitivities.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Silence your notifications so you can listen to this episode featuring parents blowing up their kids' phones, a nude woman in the library, and an interesting name for a baseball team.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

It's a g'day for comedy, mates! We've got an Australian-themed episode for you featuring the Titanic 2, an unorthodox method to relieve pain during child birth, and the cost of taking your baby to the Pink concert. Throw another Vegemite on the Bluey, ya crikeys!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

It's a numbers game in this episode featuring noisy fish sex, a generous Tooth Fairy, and Tesla's canceled pie order.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

When the cat's away, the rats will be VERY excited about it. Join our Midjouney into madness in this episode featuring a parked helicopter, nude bowling, and the science behind a rat's dck.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

We're once again joined by our good friend, Eric Hughes (he's practically family at this point) in this episode featuring Kevin Bacon and his cousin, a text-happy judge, and some delicious toothpicks!   Be sure to check out Eric's record label, SlyVinyl Records!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Maybe it's because our good friend, Eric Hughes has returned or maybe it's because we've had too much candy, but whatever the case, we're in a world of pure imagination in this episode featuring a mom on OnlyFans, teachers winning the lottery, and a principal taking his unfair share of coffee.   Be sure to check out Eric's record label, SlyVinyl Records!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access...

Secrets are revealed in this aromatic episode featuring Dorothy's ruby slippers, affordable house-hunting in Beverly Hills, and the need for more babies. And don't forget to shut the fridge door!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Our new friend, Rachael VanLandingham is just here for the vibes in this episode featuring funny freeway signs, stolen cups, and sexy Jesus.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

We're setting fire to all the good will we've built in this episode featuring The Penguin Bandit, the Cybertruck's frunk, and a Goodwill in need of donations.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.  

It's tee time and we've got stories about a flamin' hot work environment, an allegedly old dog, and a woman's patchwork family in this (somewhat) golf-themed episode!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

It's just us husky gentlemen runnin' like clydesdales in this episode featuring an exploding toilet, an expensive envelope, and a stolen car that gets stolen!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Maybe it's the hundies in our undies, but we're walkin' funny on this episode featuring a money-hungry dog, an after-school Satanic club, and emergency Eeyore.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

We're trying to get rid of those extra pounds this year, but it's tough with stolen Dr. Pepper syrup, French Krispy Kreme, and Doritos liquor tempting us at every turn!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Our first new episode of the new year and we've got unlimited shrimp, discount thieves, and a fake country! Don't fill up on biscuits!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

This week, we dip into the archive for some classic One Two Three Jokes! Fresh of off our 300th episode, we call upon our good friend, Reuben Gonzalez to help us kick off another hundred with dildo shoes, Golden Girls food, and the titular cocaine-addicted sewer monkeys (September 2022).   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Christmas is over, but we're still wrapping things up! As 2023 comes to a close, we take a look back at the year that was and with the help of a psychic chicken's eggs, we look ahead to what 2024 has in store for us... Can we be honest with you? This episode is mainly for us. We want you to listen, of course! But if you're a first-timer, you might be better served listening to a previous episode before this one. Just a suggestion!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find...

Ho ho ho! Merry podcast! It's a (mostly) holiday-themed episode featuring contaminated chicken nuggets, what to to tell kids at Christmas, and a runaway Roomba.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

The team is back to full strength and we're ready for Regionals in this athletic episode featuring a stranded linebacker, an intimate encounter with a golf ball, and post-game baptisms!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.