We learn the Eiffel Tower has a different meaning... The President of the United States has family members who aren't afraid to well, show their members... Matty nearly burnt down a house with cheese and Chris shat himself at Movie World. Thanks for coming! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brad is giving off duck shooting vibes and Matty is here for it. Matty is also at a loss to figure out what he is supposed to do as a Godparent. And, Matty ran out of petrol. On the motorway. Brad and Brodie spent most of the podcast taking the piss out of Matty. Thanks for coming. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Producer Jody steps in (her name is actually Brodie and if you'd forgotten why we are where we are with this there's a recap this episode lol), while Brad is away, and asks the boys if there's a gay version of the Roman Empire trend. We get an update from Michelle about how the meeting with her son's BF went! We're all up and in and around Celebrity Treasure Island and Traitors... And there's a new meaning to Daddy Long Legs and it's not scary... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...

Get all the tea from the big MISBEHAVIOUR party the boys were at at the weekend! Brad was sad about the All Blacks but Matty has some advice to cheer him up and it's to do with Downton Abbey. Imagine meeting your partner's family for the first time at a funeral... And we stage an intervention because Matty is going too far on Breakfast. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The boys dissect the Games Night Pockets hosted. There's a wild story about teenagers identifying as animals - WAIT for the ending! Chris has been sucked in by Instagram marketing to make a very expensive purchase. Brad gives us an update on what's happening to homophobes in Brazil. And Pockets unexpectedly talks rugby. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chris brings Craft Beer to the podcast this week and it doesn't go down well. The crew reminisce about the days of lip sync performances as teens. We learn about how open relationships can be bad for single people. Plus, why does whey protein always come in a GIANT container? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pockets is away so producer J***s steps in and discusses her new sex toy. Chris did not give off plumber vibes when he tried to buy a new kitchen tap. Do you wave at people who have the same car as you? And we bring back dabbing. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brad is away this week and we miss him dearly! We've pushed the WAGs episode out until he's back. A full rundown of the quiz nights that took place in the past week with one even getting semi-violent. We froth with delight over Nelly Furtado's glorious comeback. And Chris thinks he's got really lazy, but Matty trumps him. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nothing is as it seems anymore as we hear the proposal at Lizzo is fake!! We show our age by reminiscing on the days of mass photo uploads from our digital cameras. Brad goes in HARD to defend Palmerston North after the Spanish Football team left because it was too boring... And Military Mut...  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Potholes turn into cumbums and that's only the first five minutes... Is common sense not actually common sense? The decision is made that the WAGs will do an episode. Brad provides a stellar Barbie movie review. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apologies if the first part of your listening experience is the boys just frothing over boys...they are THIRSTY this week! Chris owes Brad an apology... And Matty makes a toilet lid confession but we stand in solidarity with him. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There is MUCH more to Matty's story about going to a nude beach in Europe. Have you ever forgotten to pay for dinner? Or in Brad's case intentionally forgotten to pay for dinner? Or have you fallen asleep at a wedding? Plus best you believe the TV Guide is back, and perhaps one of the most punishing live "what are you" quizzes you'll ever hear. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pockets is back from EUROPE and best you believe he has some stories to tell... Brad had some Black Hearts at the Grey Lynn RSC and paid for it... Chris went to Indiana Jones and yeah well someone had sex at the movies. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The wonderful Julian Sewell is back with us this week! Brad's had a car crash. Chris has a report on every TV show imaginable (he's in his winter era). Julian does a very good Samantha Jones. And the discussion around Kelis and Bill Murray is just as much of a hot mess as the relationship... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We have the wonderful Julian Sewell with us as guest host today (he is VERY funny, VERY delightful and has just under half a million followers on TikTok!!). What kind of toothpaste/toothbrush operator are you? A game of f*ck, marry, kill. And we learn that blue balls is a thing in vulvas too (Producer Jody didn't even know this). See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pockets is not here but you best believe we take the piss out of his Euro Honeymoon (because jealous). Producer Jody is here to learn about butt plugs, otters and twinks and cumgutters (it's a really educational episode). Brad and Chris discuss how they'd go in for a first kiss. This one really is quite out the, well, gate.    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chris is coming in hot from Europe and Pockets is just days away from heading that way so it's all travel wanker stories...wink wink nudge nudge. Brad had a monumental slow cooker cock-up. The boys discuss circumcision and actually it's a really bloody interesting chat that perhaps we don't do that often?!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's just Pockets and Brad and the sexual tension is palpable. But they manage to push it aside and discuss daytime soaps - think Coro, Days of our Lives, Emmerdale etc (after their Marvel warning last week?). Pockets has an update on the GayBnB he's staying at with his husband on his honeymoon and it will leave you wanting more... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The boys are absolutely on one tonight - thought we might have to break them up! Brad brings a new meaning to fanny hair. Chris gets a slow cooker and spices and rubs for his birthday and HOW OLD IS HE? Matty slams the Prime Minister for wearing a Barkers suit to the Coronation.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty is down the line, crossing live from Queenstown where he went to a wedding on a MONDAY. Plus, he and Ryan have been thinking about little mates... Chris has the BEST new marketing for Handee Towels. Brad is paying the ultimate price for wearing a flannelette shirt. And be woke people, be woke. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

With Matty and Chris living down the road from each other we're wondering if it's going to become like Melrose Place... Is coffee in bed a love language? Cos these boys certainly think so. Chris visits Bunnings AGAIN and hits the toilets twice. Our beloved Brad shares some honest feelings and reminds us how important it is to talk when we're not ok. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty and his pals cause a scene at a BYO... The boys are trying to jump on TikTok trends and well yeah you'll hear the rest... Are their specific roles in your relationship? And, our very first listener question! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We discover there are people in this world who don't like hot cross buns...and it's tearing relationships apart. Matty gets into competitive walking but cannot beat Bob. Brad gets called out for using the thumbs up emoji.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We have a really insightful chat with Sarah-Michelle Hansen-Vaeau about the weekend's events and how to better understand trans rights, and how to be an ally. A scandalous dick pic has rocked the podcast this week. Lance Savali has joined OnlyFans and we're not mad about it. Matty doesn't know what a DoBro is, and is contemplating going on a cruise. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brad went to a 21st and you best believe there were yardies... Chris went to a 1st birthday party and there were definitely no yardies, just baking lol. Someone on the podcast has committed a crime. And Matty gets his big tongue and big lips confused. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.