This week Jackie's Hemorrhaging and passin' it on to Holden and MJ as they goss 'bout the name of Spring Thanksgiving, the drama currently going on with Sims Geoff, as Jackie gets on board with Yacht Rock and rekindles her love for Steely Dan, A KATE MIDDLETON UPDATE, Holden channels a robot provides a dismal update about the year 2035, Meghan Markle drops a homeware line which only adds to the Kate fire, as well as some more fallout from the no longer Royals failed Spotify deal, a man in Michigan falls asleep after jerkin' it to Love Lies Bleeding at an AMC, Spoiler Alerts for a glitter covered Love Is Blind reunion, a brief Gronkdate, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Is Kate Middleton CURSED BY A DIAMOND?!?! A list that certainly doesn't mislead, 3 BLINDS MORE EVIL THAN THE NEXT, Shoutz and moooore!!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast