It's almost time to say goodbye (again) as we boot towards crowning our Big Brother 2023 winner.  But first, we've a bumper week lined up filled with yee haw boots, llamas, scarlet letters and the return of the iconic bedsit. It's been real, it's been cute, but most importantly it's been real cute.

The housemates aren't the only ones in the Hunger Games this week, as the lads battle to keep the train on the tracks without their co-host. We stream Break the Ice, welcome the housemates friends, family and a rival podcast before a shock double eviction.

It's double ook and double spook this week as the housemates take on Evil Big Brother's Room 101. Trish causes a motherquake of magnitude 8.5 and we chat about fights, tears, tantrums and an eviction for the ages. 

It's ants, thongs and perfect snogging this week as the housemates go head to head to protect their queens. Kerry melts a baking tray as Olivia ascends, Yinrun goes to jail and Jordan lives rent free in our minds.

We're off to camp this week as the housemates trauma bond in the great outdoors. We chat about the rise of Chanelle, cliques, broken rules and spicy love triangles. Farewell Zak. You look great.

It's straight to work this week at Big Bros Ltd as sparks and wigs fly. Tears are shed as beds (and salmon) are shared. Kerry and Farida have a mother-off, as we say farewell to our first housemate of the season.

Surprise! In the spirit of reboots we've dusted off our mics and are back with a bang for a slice of that Big Brother ITV pie. We fast forward 17 years to meet 16 brand new housemates and kick start a brand new season. A lot has changed since 2006...

In the grand tradition of Big Brother finales, we couldn't wrap things up without a little awards show. Join us as we evict this season and look back (with tears in our eyes and a song in our hearts) on 2 years of Please Do Not Swear.

As Nelly Furtado once said, all good things come to an end. We're wrapping up Big Brother UK series 7 with our 6 (!) finalists - Richard, Nikki, Jennie, Glyn, Pete, and Aisleyne. What a season. What a journey. Maybe this warrants an award show?

We're back for the penultimate episode of Please Do Not Swear! The house next door is in full swing, and Grace is ready to turn 21 and unleash the kraken. Glynn scales the roof, Aisleyne has multiple breakdowns, and we welcome back a BB icon.

It's another bumper week as we hurdle towards the end of season 7. The housemates pair up for the best friends task, Spiral appropriates bread, there are evictions galore, and we welcome back some familiar faces.

We're back, back, back with a super mega bumper episode, doubling down and powering through weeks 8 & 9 in the Big Brother season 7 house.  Buckle up!

The house and the house next door are Spiral-ing into chaos this week as paranoia kicks in, there's fake evictions galore and housemates tie the knot.

The housemates are drowning in milk this week as tensions flair between Aisleyne and Lea and we welcome 5 newbies to the legendary house next door.

As the dust settles from Watergate, we mourn the loss of Grace as the housemates get their smell on, feel the hron, and high kick their way to success.

It's all kicking off in the State of Susie this week as her golden reign begins. We've stolen champagne, water-throwing moose accusations, and the iconic meltdowns of the legendary Nikki Grahame.

Get your Kit Kats out girls, our golden housemate is on the way! Big Brother's temp agency is in full swing this week, and tempers are on the rise. Buckle up and get ready for the collapse. 

It's all go this week as love triangles and alliances are formed, King George walks, and we welcome two iconic new housemates to the fold as we boot another.

We're kicking off our first full week in the season 7 house with a whole lot of Shahbaz, a side helping of Dawn, and some cute berets. #JusticeforBonnie.

We're back and kicking off with BBUK season 7's launch night. We've 14 brand new housemates (the first of many) ready to enter the house and enter our hearts. Buckle up, it's gonna be a bumpy, problematic ride.

Look how far we've come, my baby. It's the final week of Big Brother season 6 and we're down to our final 5; Kinga, Makosi, Anthony, Eugene, and Craig. Makosi finishes as she started with another secret mission, Kinga gets locked one last time, Craig has a final breakdown, and we crown our disco dancing season winner.

Get those bottles corked y'all, it's the penultimate episode of the season, and Kinga's back! We welcome the icon, the legend, the moment back to the house, take a ride on the mechanical bull, and unpack one of the most iconic moments in BB history...

We're off to spy school this week, as the housemates get their sleuthing hats and their Myra Hindley wigs on. Craig descends further down an Anthony-shaped rabbit hole, Orlaith is on the brink, and we say farewell to another legendary Big Brother housemate.

The saga of the Big Brother mole reaches a thrilling conclusion this week. The housemates are in the doghouse for this week's task and Craig's a lovesick puppy, as everyone else serves up vocals and couldn't hate each other more.