It's the cinematic release of 'Shamble-Men: Pods of Future Cast'. The passable mutant X-Boys have wrapped another season and oh lordy lordy do they deserve your praise!
THIS TIME: Waddle-Race Bronze Medallists Paddy & Laurie are back with none of the fond memories of Season 3. Do Laurie's actions constitute fraud? Will Paddy be allowed back into Austria? And the eternal question - how do you choose between an initial three eggs and another egg that is also sentient?
A light is Cast over the Shamblehorizon and two wiggling Podies emerge relatively unscathed from the wreckage of history. Podshambles has returned, but should they have bothered?
THIS TIME: 'Best Podshambles Hosts' winners every year for the past six years Paddy & Laurie are back with all the lukewarm gossip you never asked for. Fresh from their new podcast 'Idle Fantasy' - these piggies ain't got no tired hams. Is Paddy the new Aesop? Has Laurie found the world's best mountain? What...
A rumble in the deep - the Podbeast awakens, Casting a cataclysmic Shambleshadow across this broken land. Podshambles has returned!
THIS TIME: It's a little different. Laurie and Paddy shatter all your expectations and announce that more Podshambles is coming - but they're also introducing you to something new. Idle Fantasy.
Idle Fantasy is a new Dungeons&Dragons podcast that the Shamebletodgers do with Zac Cole and Liam Welton. It's all kicking off over there, so we thought we'd...
The World Shamblecup rears it's Podball head once more as all the big ball teams fight it out for ultimate cool foot supremacy. It's gonna be the best World Cups since Cast time we reckon.
THIS TIME: All-round Footfans Paddy & Laurie take it to the bridge with all the World Class predictions you could ever want from two definitely cool guys on a podcast. GOSH DARN THERE'S SPORTS! This episode has got it all! Is Paddy the catch of the day or just an angry crab? Will Laurie host his...
Welcome, distinguished guest, to this - the best pod-based evening (or morning, if you like) that's ever been cast into your goddamn life. Soak up those audio waves while dining on a fine menu of chat, waffle and, via that patented Podshambles Pod-Power, and for the first time ever, scent.
That's right, the Podboys have got all stinky this episode as they delve into the oft-missed topic of their desert island smells. Laurie delves into his love of the musk of goalie gloves, the fact that...
Welcome to the Shamblerace. Wanna go Caster? Jump on my Hot Pod. Then we can win the race and save the community centre or something equally underdoggish.
THIS TIME: After another unintentional hiatus - Podshambles returns with even more fleek (am I using that right?). Paddy has discovered Gilmore Girls and it's quite literally thrown his life into disarray, Laurie is unimpressed with Faraway Phil, and the under-appreciated duo finally take aim at those that deserve it most - Brewdog.
"How do you like your Pod in the morning? I like mine with a Cast. Shambled or fried? I'm satisfied as long as I get my Cast."
THIS TIME: Crow Boy is back. When did he leave? Who is he? Never you mind, he's back and that's all that matters. Laurie disapproves of Dave Grohl's Catholicism, Paddy faces a morale quandary with a naughty sexwizard, and the pair of Shamblepiglets are pitted against each other in brand new section 'Character Assassination'.
Is Laurie lying about janitors? Is Paddy...
Punch in the shamble-codes, lock on to Podsville, and fire all missiles - it's Podshambles and it's WAR.
This week, Paddy and Laurie are acting like goats - so climbing up into rare Moroccan trees to spit seeds at passers by. Paddy is back from holidays to Europe - remember that place? - and has some boozy boner stories, while Laurie just simply won't believe any of it. We've also time to check in with everyone's favourite fictional mountain elf, Melvin, as he dances with weasel-wolves,...
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On this week's perfectly spherical pod, Laurie's got some stupid stories about dating, pants and sex pests, some of which may have been made up, Paddy's off to Spain to bother the locals and steal iberico ham by the truckload, and Melvin the Melf continues his yak-based adventures.
Should you watch porn on the tube? What kind of sandpaper is the best to wipe...
We've hit the Shamblegym, but which Podybuilder will be the Cast man standing?
THIS TIME: Laurie takes command as Dungeon Master, introducing Melvin the Melf into a whole new Choose Your Own Adventure chapter, Paddy is overthrown as MP of Shambles West, and we get to bamboozling with a whole new edition of Riddle-Me-Ree These Stories Three. WITH BRAND NEW JINGLES.
Will Laurie betray sex for Pokemon? Will Paddy tame the yak? How long can two people talk about buses? Find out now - it's...
The Podcows aren't being put out to Casture just yet! There's plenty more audio-milk in these Shambleteets.
THIS TIME: Laurie rolls the dice on the world of board games, Paddy learns some new words and uses them semi-correctly, and we take another crack at the surprisingly well-received Storytelling Challenge - back by popular demand.
Is Laurie's Dad pro-skater Tony Hawk? Is Paddy a qualified horseback archer? How many gulls is too many gulls? Find out now - it's Podshambles.
What's a couple of Pods between Casts, eh? We're all Shamblebuddies here.
THIS TIME: Paddy & Laurie (the human equivalents of Restless Leg Syndrome) embark on a Choose Your Own Adventure concocted by our very own Wing Commander Havelock, which puts Paddy in the seat of...well...being Laurie for a day. TURNS OUT IT'S REALLY DIFFICULT and Paddy is a large part of that difficulty. There may also be a few returning characters from own dark and shadowed past that you may (or more likely may...
And finally, the Poducers of the show would like the give a huge thank you to the Cast. Without them, this whole Shambledisaster would not be possible. Give it up for them! *RAPTUROUS APPLAUSE AND MANY MEDALS*
THIS TIME: It's our 50th birthday (or something) we're hitting the true bucket list - 50 Things To Do Before You're 50. It's mega. Will Laurie find Marilyn Monroe's ashes? Will Paddy find and burn a Monarch? And will the star-crossed Shamblers EVER make it to the market in...
The Podgy little Shameblepigs have created a Casterpiece in the form of a Podcast (or so our sources say). Prepare your butts (/ears).
THIS TIME: Paddy gets real about the application of baboons in animal warfare, Laurie gets super real about the fallibility of human memory, and a conversation about whether or not one quarter of the population are in fact Snake People gets way, way too real.
Viva your La Vidas, stop Holla-ing back girl, and for once in your life Dream a Little Dream of Me -...
Cast! The Herald Angels Sing - Glory To The Shamble King(s). After all - it came uPOD a midnight clear (that one was tough but hey it’s Christmas so…fine).
Once again, as is tradition, it is CHRISTMAS. Thus we bring you a very special festive Podshambles LIVE from a pub. Recorded in Oxford in between Laurie’s rampant shopping and Paddy’s maniacal gigging, we present to you a conversation between two best friends in a pub at Christmas. Paddy confuses fishermen with carpenters for ages, Laurie...
The Shamblexam results are back from the Poderators. Congratulations - you Cast. Now you can finally follow your dreams and become a qualified cannon instructor.
What happens in this episode? WELL LET ME TELL YOU. Laurie manages to read Glamour magazine for a surprisingly long time, Paddy is faced with his last day on Earth, Laurie then considers moving to Berlin and Paddy decides that most of his important memories are just about Babe: Pig In The City. Also featuring a guest appearance from...
Pod guys always finish Cast in the Shamblerace of Life. From now until the end of days - we accept our fate.
This time in glorified audio-mess world: Paddy recalls the true meaning of Bonfire Night, Laurie is awkward at parties and the pair of hapless dreamers discuss who will win the dystopian future tech war. Will it be Frenguins? Or will it be BroBots? You decide (you don't get to decide).
Pry open your coffins, set fire to the rain and snuggle into your nests - it's Podshambles.
Mind your Shamblepockets, as the Castful Podger is on the loose and oh boy does he loves rifling. Yes, it's an Oliver reference. Hooray.
Paddy makes a life-changing discovery based on a certain American Hip-Hop artist, Laurie delves into the brand new works of a certain Little Wychwell based author, and the bingbongbuddies get a little misty eyed when talking about death. Oh and there's a gooseboat.
Poach those eggs, pearl that wisdom and run into oncoming traffic - It's Podshambles.
Arrest those men and place them in Podtective Castody THIS INSTANT.
The two Shamblurais are back this week with a bag full of home cooked goodies. Laurie finally gets to meet Ponyo (the lasagne blacksmith) in Choose Your Own Adventure, Paddy pitches his genetic pug/duck splice, and who would have guessed we'd end up arguing over the value of making aeroplane noises whilst running.
Shuffle awkwardly, shimmy alluringly and waggle like there's no need for waggling - it's Podshambles.
Let's step up to the Podium and broadCast this mess, eh?
The Shambled-Eggs (Paddy & Laurie // egg friends 4 life) bring you this special bulletin (episode 43) and phwowsers it's a dingaling. In this instalment: Laurie weighs up whether or not goats are our new best friends, Paddy eats six fabs and is continually surprised by horses, and the two cherubic wangers face off against Harkson, Mammond & Clay - three men who are definitely not based on the former cast of Top Gear.
Bread and butter Podding please - and don't hold back on the Castard! Immediate edit: I'm convinced this counts as a pun. C'mon guys it's been 42 episodes and I have to be honest I am running on empty when it comes to puns that contain rhymes for both Pod and Cast.
The Shambiblical prophets return with word of a podcast. Be prepared for Paddy's new game 'Where's Dad?', get ready for Laurie/Flagon's new friend Russo Alicante, and hold onto your butts for the weirdest game of Would You Rather...
Whack out your fishing Pod and Cast out your Shamblenets because this voyage has just become overtly bountiful.
Correct. Laurie & Paddy are back for Season 3 of the Podcast both previously and currently known as Podshambles. We bring this episode to you LIVE from some kind of Swedish country haven - exciting stuff, right?
Paddy gets drunkenly emotional, Laurie finally talks about his wanger, and the Shamblemen get down to the nitty-gritty reflecting on their Swedish getaway together....
The Podifications have been made and the results are simply flabberCasting. That's right - it's the end of Podshambles Season 2.
Look at how far we've all come - it's actually rather astounding that we're still here/not dead. So what better way to celebrate than an ENORMOUS Podshambles Special?
Laurie and Paddy are joined in this Podquest by soon-to-be movie star James Utechin and already-super-rad Zac Cole for a good ol' fashioned game of Snake Oil.
We really hope you enjoy this...
Have a Podspoon of Castor oil and get involved - the agents of Shamble are back from their travels and have a brand new dollop of ear fun for you.
Paddy had a run in with some of his heroes, Laurie had a roast, and we discover why 41 is the new 27.
Stock up on supplies, raise the drawbridge and brace yourself for impact. It sounds confusing because it is - it's Podshambles.