Hey…. There isn’t much here in the way of descriptions. But the podcast kinda speaks for itself. Like…. for an hour it does.

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    Join Mal, Eli, and Avery on an adventure of two movies that need some love. Trailers below:   DEEPWATER HORIZON MASTERMINDS

Click below to watch the trailers as we review them! Well… not like, as we review them. Maybe pause and then go watch and then unpause. Be sensible yo.     BLAIR WITCH MAGNIFICENT SEVEN  

Well hello there adored listeners! We know that sometimes we may come off as a bit sarcastic in our terms of endearment for our loyal listeners. That’s just who we are — or at least, how we talk. But rest assured! We absolutely love and appreciate you all! (Yes, even Chad.) This episode is all about you guys. Well, a lot about us ranting and getting nerdy over things too. But whatevs.

This whole podcast is a sausage party, you say? Mmm… maybe. But we are reviewing the movie. Also, Hell or High Water. Or Hell Sausage. Whatever. This is a great episode. For real. It’s going down for real.

We’re back bitches! I mean… loyal listeners, we have returned! I mean…. just enjoy. We love you.

Did you say you wanted some good ole fashioned remakes?!?! No? Well have them anyway. Remakes has pretty much been a constant theme here at Premature Evaluators. But it’s not our fault. For every two original movies that we get to review we are presented with 3.2 million remakes. Which kind of dilutes the pool a bit. …But at least these two gems will be entertaining. Right? Right?..

July Releases We’re back and we got some explaining to do… I mean, not really. Thank you guys for sticking through the chaotic free-for-all that was Episode 14. We’re back in the studio and not in Avery’s kitchen — so that’s an improvement.

This very special Anniversary Edition recording was made with all of the love and joy that could be mustered in the Premature Evaluators universe! So no, it’s not cinematic or podcasting gold… but it’s good. Or pretty good. Or adequate. But definitely worth listening to. Maybe.

Today we review X-Men Apocalypse and talk a lot about reviewing Captain America: Civil War. Also, it’s the episode that Mal absolutely had the most fun on. Hands down, one of the most fun episodes every. Also…. if you’ve ever wondered who writes these descriptions — it’s probably obvious that it isn’t Mal.

We’ve dedicated this episode to a review of Captain America 3: Civil War.

So the title…. yea… you just gotta listen. Thanks.

We revisit some of our past segments via fan request. Yea, it’s true. Like, literally fans asked us for these. For real. Really.

Talk about a ranting episode…. There’s more passive aggressive anger in this episode than there was “uncles” at yo mama’s house! No, really, this is a great episode. Warning though, this is the last of the two episodes to suffer from a volume issue. The volume on this one is lower than usual but definitely still fairly good quality. Don’t worry, we’ve worked out those kinks since. Avery, Eli, Malcolm

Episode 6 features so much sexy scary content that you might need to change you undergarments more than a few times and for new, entirely different reasons. Please excuse some of the buzzing and crackling through the first 15 minutes. We have a new setup in the studio and are working out some of the kinks. …if ya know what I mean.

School break is over and you can’t live at your mom’s anymore. It’s time to move out and become a man. Or a woman, if you’re a girl. Or a woman if you’ve just been trapped in that body, we don’t judge. We’ve all been there… Young and jobless and stupid and having a sexual identity crisis. I mean, maybe. Maybe not. Who knows. What am I even talking about? We review two movies and only one of them is about whatever the hell it is I’m writing about. Just listen to the podcast. Sorry to waste...

We decided it was time to end the embargo against the Lost Episodes. You guys have earned it! Travel back in time with us to Christmas, 2015! Enjoy!! And Merry Christmas, every douche.

In today’s very special episode we discuss love and relationships and all that Valentines-esque stuff. Also superpowers and robot angel demon kids. We made this episode especially for you! Happy Valentines! Will you be ours? You already are. Movie Reviews: Perfect Match DIRECTED BY Bille Woodruff SCREENWRITER Dana Verde Gary Hardwick Brandon Broussard CAST Terrence Jenkins Paula Patton Donald Faison Dascha Polanco Midnight Special DIRECTED BY Jeff Nichols PRODUCED BY Sarah...

Welcome to Episode 3! Where movies meet March and March meets drunk and disorderly! With the unfortunate theme of March Movie Madness we don’t figure it’ll take you too long to guess what this episode covers. But we do it with surprising style! THE OTHER SIDE OF THE DOOR DIRECTED BY Johannes Roberts SCREENWRITER Johannes Roberts Ernest Riera CAST Sarah Wayne Callies … Maria  Jeremy Sisto … Michael  Javier Botet … Myrtu THE BROTHERS GRIMSBY DIRECTED BY Louis...

Episode 2, as promised and on time! One day that won’t be a running joke because every episode will be on time. This month is not that month apparently….. But Season 2 is strong with the Punctualness thus far! Let us have faith! We really hope you guys are loving the new format and production changes. Each episode will highlight movies from the coming month — giving you a chance to hear what we think about them and also give you a chance to decide if you want to watch them or not. Because...