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A standalone audiodrama feature. For the past 50 years, Paragon Self Systems has been working to improve every aspect of Human Nature -- Why be good, when you can be Perfect? And their latest creation, an injectable serum that allows Paragon scientists to manipulate and rewrite human DNA, is their most ambitious endeavor yet. But when a manufacturing error leaves the serum batch tainted, the employees at Paragon find themselves trapped inside a building of mutating monsters, with no means of...
Published 09/14/22
Published 09/14/22
Back on the surface, the stage is set for a whole new adventure to begin. Kiran - Kevin Gomez Buller- Josh Rubino Madame Syntyche- Jes Washington Loire- Jesse Inocalla Atalanta- Maddy Searle Lorelei- Julia Schifini Dabria- Sam Nguyen Victim- Zach Libresco Written & Directed- Jordan Cobb Sound Design- Julia Schifini Score- Daryl Banner For more about us, visit nosuchthingradio. com or patreon.com/nosuchthingproductions CW: violent threats, brief depictions of torture and character death.
Published 04/06/21
Secrets resurface from within the wreckage, and everything will change. For full cast & crew credits, please see in depth show notes. To find out more, visit nosuchthingradio.com CW: Cursing, gun violence, body horror/gore (self mutilation/experimentation), torture, animal attacks, trauma-induced psychological breakdowns, extreme physical violence, psychological manipulation, mentions of murder, mentions of bodily fluids/blood/injury, references to trauma, animal attacks, and character...
Published 04/06/21
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Published 03/11/21
The crew takes a trip through the looking glass... Marella- Jordan Cobb Spinner- Giancarlo Herrera Loire- Jesse Inocalla Asherah- Regina Russell Matti- Lindsay Zana Kiran- Kevin Gomez Computer- Jes Washington Collin- Josh Rubino The Woman- Nadine Amami Written/Directed- Jordan Cobb Sound Design- Julia Schifini & Chad Ellis Score- Daryl Banner For more, visit nosuchthingradio.com CW: harsh language, asphyxiation, mentions of death/corpses, blood/injury, animal attacks, body horror/gore
Published 02/21/21
As the crew comes together to say goodbye to a friend, questions begin to surface that threaten to tear The Tiamat apart... Marella- Jordan Cobb Spinner- Giancarlo Herrera Loire- Jesse Inocalla Asherah- Regina Russell Matti- Lindsay Zana D.O.C.- Bob Raymonda Written & Directed- Jordan Cobb Sound Design- Julia Schifini & Chad Ellis Score- Daryl Banner To find out more, visit nosuchthingradio.com CW: harsh language, frostbite, references to character death, & conversations of...
Published 01/23/21
An accident during repairs leads to an unthinkable disaster. Time is running out... and inside the Tiamat, pressure isn't the only thing that's rising... Marella- Jordan Cobb Spinner- Giancarlo Herrera Loire - Jesse Inocalla Destan- Eamonn Leighton Asherah- Regina Russell Matti- Lindsay Zana Written & Directed- Jordan Cobb Sound Design- Julia Schifini Score- Daryl Banner Visit nosuchthingradio.com CW: Harsh language, animal attacks, descriptions of being trapped, and character death.
Published 01/09/21
Explorations into uncharted territory awaken a leviathan of the deep, leaving a crew member's life hanging in the balance... Marella- Jordan Cobb Spinner- Giancarlo Herrera Loire- Jesse Inocalla Destan- Eamonn Leighton Asherah- Regina Russell Matti- Lindsay Zana Kiran- Kevin K. Gomez Written & Directed- Jordan Cobb Sound Design- Julia Schifini Score- Daryl Banner For more, visit www.patreon.com/nosuchthingproductions CW: cursing, animal attacks, weapon violence & mentions of...
Published 12/25/20
A long walk under the beach leads the crew to a kingdom lost to time... But be careful... Here, there be dragons... Marella- Jordan Cobb Loire- Jesse Inocalla Asherah- Regina Russell Spinner- Giancarlo Herrera Destan- Eamonn Leighton Matti- Lindsay Zana Kiran Flint- Kevin K. Gomez Written & Directed- Jordan Cobb Sound Design- Julia Schifini Score- Daryl Banner Visit patreon.com/nosuchthingproductions CW: Harsh language, implied sexual situations, mentions of blood/injury and animal...
Published 11/26/20
Something has come to nest in the station below the sea... and it isn't just the crew... Marella- Jordan Cobb Spinner- Giancarlo Herrera Loire- Jesse Inocalla Destan- Eamonn Leighton Asherah- Regina Russell Matti- Lindsay Zana Computer- Jes Washington Written & Directed- Jordan Cobb Sound Design- Julia Schifini Score- Daryl Banner High Barbary performed courtesy of Public Domain For more visit nosuchthingradio.com CW: animal attacks, gun violence, mentions of sedation & blood/injury.
Published 11/14/20
When the body of a long extinct sea creature washes up on the shores of Coney Island, Marella must take her first steps beyond the bizarre... and into the blue... Marella- Jordan Cobb Kiran- Kevin K. Gomez Loire- Jesse Inocalla Asherah- Regina Russell Spinner- Giancarlo Herrera Destan- Eamonn Leighton Matti- Lindsay Zana Written & Directed- Jordan Cobb Sound Design- Julia Schifini Score- Daryl Banner For more visit nosuchthingradio.com CW: Primordial Deep is aimed at a mature audience
Published 10/31/20
Off the silent shores of Coney Island, something is stirring... Rowan Gilroy - Jes Washington Clay Radcliff - Zach Valenti Adam Harkin - Bob Raymonda Cop 1 - Maddy Searle Cop 2/Syndicate Agent - Sam Nguyen Kiran Flint - Kevin K. Gomez Written, Directed - Jordan Cobb Sound Design - Julia Schifini w/Chad Ellis Composition - Daryl Banner Find more: nosuchthingradio.com CW: Cursing, sexual jokes, animal attacks, boat accidents, character death, murder, mentions of gore, & prehistoric...
Published 10/25/20
This Halloween, take the plunge into the all new world of Primordial Deep... In the mini-episode "The Call": Dr. Marella Morgan - Jordan Cobb Kiran Flint - Kevin K. Gomez Written, Directed and Produced by Jordan Cobb Sound Design by Julia Schifini Composition by Daryl Banner Cover Art by Chelsea Geter Primordial Deep is a No Such Thing Production. To donate, read transcripts, or find out more about us, visit nosuchthingradio.com or patron.com/nosuchthingproductions
Published 10/04/20