Episodes
A standalone audiodrama feature. For the past 50 years, Paragon Self Systems has been working to improve every aspect of Human Nature -- Why be good, when you can be Perfect? And their latest creation, an injectable serum that allows Paragon scientists to manipulate and rewrite human DNA, is their most ambitious endeavor yet. But when a manufacturing error leaves the serum batch tainted, the employees at Paragon find themselves trapped inside a building of mutating monsters, with no means of...
Published 09/14/22
Back on the surface, the stage is set for a whole new adventure to begin.
Kiran - Kevin Gomez
Buller- Josh Rubino
Madame Syntyche- Jes Washington
Loire- Jesse Inocalla
Atalanta- Maddy Searle
Lorelei- Julia Schifini
Dabria- Sam Nguyen
Victim- Zach Libresco
Written & Directed- Jordan Cobb
Sound Design- Julia Schifini
Score- Daryl Banner
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CW: violent threats, brief depictions of torture and character death.
Published 04/06/21
Secrets resurface from within the wreckage, and everything will change.
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CW: Cursing, gun violence, body horror/gore (self mutilation/experimentation), torture, animal attacks, trauma-induced psychological breakdowns, extreme physical violence, psychological manipulation, mentions of murder, mentions of bodily fluids/blood/injury, references to trauma, animal attacks, and character...
Published 04/06/21
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Published 03/11/21
The crew takes a trip through the looking glass...
Marella- Jordan Cobb
Spinner- Giancarlo Herrera
Loire- Jesse Inocalla
Asherah- Regina Russell
Matti- Lindsay Zana
Kiran- Kevin Gomez
Computer- Jes Washington
Collin- Josh Rubino
The Woman- Nadine Amami
Written/Directed- Jordan Cobb
Sound Design- Julia Schifini & Chad Ellis
Score- Daryl Banner
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CW: harsh language, asphyxiation, mentions of death/corpses, blood/injury, animal attacks, body horror/gore
Published 02/21/21
As the crew comes together to say goodbye to a friend, questions begin to surface that threaten to tear The Tiamat apart...
Marella- Jordan Cobb
Spinner- Giancarlo Herrera
Loire- Jesse Inocalla
Asherah- Regina Russell
Matti- Lindsay Zana
D.O.C.- Bob Raymonda
Written & Directed- Jordan Cobb
Sound Design- Julia Schifini & Chad Ellis
Score- Daryl Banner
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CW: harsh language, frostbite, references to character death, & conversations of...
Published 01/23/21
An accident during repairs leads to an unthinkable disaster. Time is running out... and inside the Tiamat, pressure isn't the only thing that's rising...
Marella- Jordan Cobb
Spinner- Giancarlo Herrera
Loire - Jesse Inocalla
Destan- Eamonn Leighton
Asherah- Regina Russell
Matti- Lindsay Zana
Written & Directed- Jordan Cobb
Sound Design- Julia Schifini
Score- Daryl Banner
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CW: Harsh language, animal attacks, descriptions of being trapped, and character death.
Published 01/09/21
Explorations into uncharted territory awaken a leviathan of the deep, leaving a crew member's life hanging in the balance...
Marella- Jordan Cobb
Spinner- Giancarlo Herrera
Loire- Jesse Inocalla
Destan- Eamonn Leighton
Asherah- Regina Russell
Matti- Lindsay Zana
Kiran- Kevin K. Gomez
Written & Directed- Jordan Cobb
Sound Design- Julia Schifini
Score- Daryl Banner
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CW: cursing, animal attacks, weapon violence & mentions of...
Published 12/25/20
A long walk under the beach leads the crew to a kingdom lost to time... But be careful... Here, there be dragons...
Marella- Jordan Cobb
Loire- Jesse Inocalla
Asherah- Regina Russell
Spinner- Giancarlo Herrera
Destan- Eamonn Leighton
Matti- Lindsay Zana
Kiran Flint- Kevin K. Gomez
Written & Directed- Jordan Cobb
Sound Design- Julia Schifini
Score- Daryl Banner
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CW: Harsh language, implied sexual situations, mentions of blood/injury and animal...
Published 11/26/20
Something has come to nest in the station below the sea... and it isn't just the crew...
Marella- Jordan Cobb
Spinner- Giancarlo Herrera
Loire- Jesse Inocalla
Destan- Eamonn Leighton
Asherah- Regina Russell
Matti- Lindsay Zana
Computer- Jes Washington
Written & Directed- Jordan Cobb
Sound Design- Julia Schifini
Score- Daryl Banner
High Barbary performed courtesy of Public Domain
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CW: animal attacks, gun violence, mentions of sedation & blood/injury.
Published 11/14/20
When the body of a long extinct sea creature washes up on the shores of Coney Island, Marella must take her first steps beyond the bizarre... and into the blue...
Marella- Jordan Cobb
Kiran- Kevin K. Gomez
Loire- Jesse Inocalla
Asherah- Regina Russell
Spinner- Giancarlo Herrera
Destan- Eamonn Leighton
Matti- Lindsay Zana
Written & Directed- Jordan Cobb
Sound Design- Julia Schifini
Score- Daryl Banner
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CW: Primordial Deep is aimed at a mature audience
Published 10/31/20
Off the silent shores of Coney Island, something is stirring...
Rowan Gilroy - Jes Washington
Clay Radcliff - Zach Valenti
Adam Harkin - Bob Raymonda
Cop 1 - Maddy Searle
Cop 2/Syndicate Agent - Sam Nguyen
Kiran Flint - Kevin K. Gomez
Written, Directed - Jordan Cobb
Sound Design - Julia Schifini w/Chad Ellis
Composition - Daryl Banner
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CW: Cursing, sexual jokes, animal attacks, boat accidents, character death, murder, mentions of gore, & prehistoric...
Published 10/25/20
This Halloween, take the plunge into the all new world of Primordial Deep...
In the mini-episode "The Call":
Dr. Marella Morgan - Jordan Cobb
Kiran Flint - Kevin K. Gomez
Written, Directed and Produced by Jordan Cobb
Sound Design by Julia Schifini
Composition by Daryl Banner
Cover Art by Chelsea Geter
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Published 10/04/20