Hey patreon people! MERRY CHRISTMAS from the Dicks at Private Dicks! I know it's late, but it was on time on Patreon! To celebrate, we released an episode today that tackles the age old question, does santa exist? 'Kristy' hires us and we learn so much about Sinterklaas, elf culture and traveling at speeds that would vaporize you! All we needed to solve this case was to look and study the following websites: https://le.ac.uk/news/2018/december/21-calculations-reveal-how-quickly-santa-travels https://education.nationalgeographic.org/resource/north-pole https://www.britannica.com/story/was-santa-claus-a-real-person https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Pole,_Alaska https://www.sandrawagnerwright.com/santa-elves-life-on-the-north-pole/ https://www.twinkl.ca/teaching-wiki/christmas-elves https://www.irishexaminer.com/lifestyle/people/arid-40193085.html https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinterklaas https://www.thespruceeats.com/the-story-of-sinterklaas-1128632 https://www.dutchnews.nl/features/2015/11/ten-things-you-need-to-know-to-celebrate-sinterklaas/ https://bigthink.com/13-8/are-wormholes-real/ If you had fun listening, please go give us a rating on Spotify or Apple Podcasts and leave us a review. We are on YouTube too, so please come join us there if that is your platform. One of us will even interact with you there if you have comments. If you like true crime comedy and want to get outraged, go check out our mother podcast, Unethical Podcast! Studies in ethically charged and controversial cases. For 16 more episodes of Private Dicks, uncut videos of the Original recordings, all of Unethicals content and so much more getting added every day, go to www.patreon.com/unethicalpodcast https://linktr.ee/privatedicks Sound by: SoundJay.com and Fesliyanstudios.com