According to Andrew Tate, if you enjoy making sweet love with a woman, you're gay. I look into why anyone would say something so strange, while trying not to die of a hangover. A lesser person would surely have perished. Also: The naked version of a meeting that could have been an email, why you shouldn't eat too many cakes, and what to google if you're not having fun in bed. YouTube version: https://youtu.be/NELFhavOxPE — Probably True - Stories of queer life and even queer-er sex.  The...

Just a quick and dirty moment to keep you going until the next episode. Featuring: Disastrous flirting, a (hilarious) transgender joke, and news of an upcoming live show. Thrilling(/terrifying) stuff! YouTube version: https://youtu.be/13VdenOz3To — Probably True - Stories of queer life and even queer-er sex.  The repeatedly award-winning, slightly filthy storytelling project tackling LGBTQ issues in a fun and engaging way. Created to remind all of our queer siblings that we are none of us...

[CW: Drug use & addiction] Youtube sensation and Adult Entertainer Patrick Marano brings us three tales of sex, drugs, and the wisdom of sluts. Featuring: The Good Old Days, Definitely NOT dead family, and The Wanted. Also: second-hand sex toys, near-death experiences, and Canadian strippers. Find out more and check out Patrick's work at https://patrickmarano.com/ YouTube version: https://youtu.be/M-qbQ0pU_hQ — Probably True - Stories of queer life and even queer-er sex.  The repeatedly...

What gender-neutral words can you use for queer people instead of 'Daddy'? From Star Trek to star signs, here's a queer take on the struggles of being non-binary when you look very cis. And totes masc. ALSO! From Astrology to Apology: how to avoid misgendering someone, what to do if you mess it up, and why courtroom dramas should incorporate star signs. YouTube version: https://youtu.be/nrQmbmY8Lsg — Probably True - Stories of queer life and even queer-er sex.  The repeatedly award-winning,...

History is full of queer role models - you just have to know where to look. From 'confirmed batchelor' to 'Just Good Friends', Dr Alfredo Carpineti explains how our gay, lesbian, bisexual, and trans heroes are hiding in plain sight throughout history. (Turns out the 'step-bro' thing has been around a VERY long time...) LINKS! - Buy a copy of Alfredo's book about science, queers, and history: 'Invisible Rainbows - Exploring the Unseen Universe Beyond Our Senses':...

An interrupted gym session leads to looking for support in all the wrong places, a message from God, and the need to search deep inside myself. Really deep. All the way in there. Also involved: the best biscuit, some surprisingly strong pelvic floor muscles, and an unexpected way of dealing with stubborn sweetcorn. YouTube version: https://youtu.be/R1Rx-pJ1iRs ---- Probably True - Stories of queer life and even queer-er sex.  The repeatedly award-winning, slightly filthy storytelling project...

The BEST transgender joke ever told. AND I'm taking a little break. I need to rest and hibernate and generally recharge. Back in a couple of weeks.  — Probably True - Stories of queer life and even queer-er sex.  The repeatedly award-winning, slightly filthy storytelling project tackling LGBTQ issues in a fun and engaging way. Created to remind all of our queer siblings that we are none of us alone.  Get exclusive content, stickers, and more by supporting Probably True on Patreon:...

[CONTENT WARNING: Gross STI symptoms and some mentions of drug use.] Sex, drugs, and... Cameras up your bum: Actor, writer and HIV Activist Nathaniel talks us through some bad luck, iffy decisions and slightly strange medical referrals. — Probably True - Stories of queer life and even queer-er sex.  The repeatedly award-winning, slightly filthy storytelling project tackling LGBTQ issues in a fun and engaging way. Created to remind all of our queer siblings that we are none of us alone.  Get...

'Inspired' by more awful experiences, here's one tart's guide to better bedroom etiquette. And if anyone knows manners, it's the English. Featuring: The best grip to use when tickling his fancy; what their choice of drink says about your sexual opponent; and why respect is key. Also involving, for no real reason: Half-melted waxworks, a terrifying Roomba, and a sulking hottie. — Probably True - Stories of queer life and even queer-er sex.  The repeatedly award-winning, slightly filthy...

Christmas doesn't have to be merry - sometimes it's ok just to get through the day. Featuring a hatred of Christmas music brought on by trying to 'do Christmas right' while dealing with seasonal depression, a portacabin with delusions of grandeur, and the joys of spending Christmas with my mother. I hope your festive season goes as well as it can. If you're feeling lonely or down, come join me in the Probably True Discord: https://discord.gg/n3aNaj533T (this is the 'join us' thing I blather...

The secret double life of author, journalist and LGBTQ+ sex communicator CJ deBarra. It involves the benefits of drug-infused lube, a terrifying number of sex toys (some of them extremely large), and the realisation that being honest, open, and proud of who you are and what you do is the best way to live. Cj's first book, 'NeuroQueer: A Neurodivergent Guide to Love, Sex, and Everything in Between' is available here: https://www.amazon.co.uk/NeuroQueer-N... Their website is...

"You don't look non-binary" is a phrase I've heard (and thought) a lot in the last couple of years. Am I letting the side down? What DOES a non-binary person look like? Join this sweary quest as we get to the heart of the matter. Includes: Drag queens! Donuts! Historical homophobia! My nan! Several really FLIPPING annoying police sirens! Doesn't include: Skin-coloured underwear! Big, veiny distractions! Any ACTUAL research! --- Probably True - Stories of queer life and even queer-er...

CONTENT WARNING: Discussing the use of wacky baccy to improve meat shenanigans. Writer, film critic and big massive stoner Kyle Turner shares his experiences of mixing adult funtimes with Lucifer's Lettuce. Spoiler: It doesn't always go well. Featuring a guide to buying Adult Toys, an anti-intervention, and getting perved on during some Alone Time by a flaming skull. You can order copies of Kyle's book, harangue him on Twitter, and check out everything else he does via his website:...

From tossing salad to tickling their fancy, there are lots of ways to talk about eating ass. Kissing bootay. Twiddling their balloon knot. Due to YouTube being boring, I had to come up with lots of fun ways of talking about one of my favourite hobbies, including why you shouldn't try it in the shower. So, pull up a face, make sure you're sitting comfortably, and we'll begin. — Probably True - Stories of queer life and even queer-er sex.  The repeatedly award-winning, slightly filthy...

Is 'queer' a slur? A silly question, perhaps, but someone on the internet was annoying and I needed to rant about it. Featuring: Tree bukkake, TERFs, and some dodgy audio that (hopefully) I will have sorted out before the season starts properly in a few weeks time. NOW A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE! Check out https://youtu.be/TYLbilyGw0E to see these words coming out of my face! --- Stories of queer life and even queer-er sex.  The repeatedly award-winning, slightly filthy storytelling project...

I amuse myself (and hopefully you) with an end-of-season tour of some of the place names I have lived in, their meanings, and other historical word-nerdy stuff. There's shagging in the park, Russian trains, American guns, and the *true* meaning of Manchester. Words are fun. Back in a few weeks. Until then, be good to yourself, and look after our queer siblings. We need it now more than ever. --- Stories of queer life and even queer-er sex.  The repeatedly award-winning, slightly filthy...

Jonny's adventures on the New York nightlife scene in the early 2000s involve first love, sluttery, and turning pain into something beautiful. Or, if not beautiful, then at least a Gay Pimp Daddy wearing rhinestone jeans. An inspiring story of how "I'll show HIM!" somehow became fame, fortune, and a career spanning decades. GoGo For The Gold: https://youtu.be/gUzHSuYp1eE Hey Qween YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCStjBZ-91yduQVNtsBkjgJQ Soccer Practice music video:...

A symbol, a strap, and the true meaning of the only flag I care about. Or: How struggling to buy a Pride flag helped me realise that it’s definitely not for me. Also: Naked morning routines, shaved cats, and why I’m Queer Royalty. (In case it wasn’t obvious.) BONUS FEATURE: A huge info-dump about my life that could easily have been an email. (Don’t worry - it’s at the end so you can skip it if you don’t care.) ---- Stories of queer life and even queer-er sex.  The repeatedly award-winning,...

[CW: Alcohol abuse and suicidal ideation] The life-changing effects of Star Trek-themed sex. Check out Sean's filth at https://twitter.com/alttrekkie ---- Stories of queer life and even queer-er sex.  The repeatedly award-winning, slightly filthy storytelling project tackling LGBTQ issues in a fun and engaging way. Created to remind all of our queer siblings that we are none of us alone.  Much like its creator, it’s a smutty-but-charming collection of personal misadventures working to make...

A how-to guide to group shenanigans. What's the best etiquette for multiplayer funtimes? Cheap lube, parasols, and Pickled Onion Monster Munch. Come see me do my first ever 'proper' standup gig, as part of the Frog & Bucket standup showcase! Sun 17th June 2023: https://frogandbucket.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/shows/873546210/events/128471045 --- Stories of queer life and even queer-er sex.  The repeatedly award-winning, slightly filthy storytelling project tackling LGBTQ issues in a fun...

Poppers: All the answers, none of the headache. Where did they come from? Are they illegal? Why are there so many videos about them on 'adult' sites? Which drugs should you avoid while using them? (Spoiler: all of them. Seriously. Don't mix your drugs.) Queer author, historian and friend of the show Adam Zmith returns to talk us through the ins and outs (and in again, now hold it. That's it. Keep holding it, you little popper pig. Ok, now let it out.) of everyone's favourite "room...

It's Mental Health Awareness week, so here's a queer look at being diagnosed with ADHD & Autism in my late 30s, how to use your powers for good, and why therapy is a good thing. (Or: How Star Trek helped with my spicy brain, why you should never go Full Sherlock, and the least appropriate time to make a cup of tea.) --- Stories of queer life and even queer-er sex.  The repeatedly award-winning, slightly filthy storytelling project tackling LGBTQ issues in a fun and engaging way. Created...

Warrior-Queen and star of the Elder episode, George Hodson, passed away this week at the age of 74. Here's me saying a few nice words, and a repeat of Elder, his story of love, sex, queerness, and absolutely no shame. The full, unedited recording of the conversation with George that became his Probably True episode is available for free at https://patreon.com/probablytrue. (There are a couple of nice asides and additional stories that didn't make it into the final episode, and it's available...

The fun (and irritating) experience of changing your name to something with less chest hair; advice for anyone thinking about doing something (anything!); and what they'd say about me if I were in a dog's home. Includes nightmare jobs, being drunk and trying to flirt, and The Tragedy of Esmerelda Cheyne. --- Stories of queer life and even queer-er sex.  The repeatedly award-winning, slightly filthy storytelling project tackling LGBTQ issues in a fun and engaging way. Created to remind all of...