Episodes
Mama Pione's Marinara. Charles from Tech Support. Intimate venues, intimate moments, soiled doorways. Oprah's favorite things. Jack auditions: Who Moved My Cheese?, The Feds, Night At The Bunker. qmpodcast.com
Published 11/11/22
SHHOP. Brian's back from disaster relief. Go Fund I. Jack Jr. has COVID. Timmy Sykes is Delicious Bill. Ad campaigns for John Fetterman, Ye's Hannukah Village, Trombones, Chipotle. Jack reads for CNN++: Liftoff, Medical Miracle, Stacey Abrams.
Published 11/03/22
A Gulgarian expat opens a sexy venue. Brian's back from disaster relief. Halloween costumes. Presidential Baby Team. qmpodcast.com
Published 10/29/22
Questionable Material with Jack Helmuth and Andrew Heaton as Brian's off to do his disaster relief thing. Jack's archival interview with Queen Elizabeth.
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Published 10/06/22
Questionable Material with Jack Helmuth and Andrew Heaton as Brian's off to do his disaster relief thing. Jack's archival interview with Queen Elizabeth.
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Published 10/05/22
Russian recruitment ad. Nursing home rebellion. #NeverForget tragedies or anniversaries. Thomas the Tank Engine's new friends. Jack tries to land sponsors: Rowley Private Investigations, Pete's Discount Zoo, Willie Nelson.
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Published 09/22/22
Paint Distributor. Jack's new home has Monkeypox. Saving Prime Time with Brian & the Gang, Alff, The Inspirational Singers. A son heads off to college and dad is eager to help.
Published 09/12/22
Not so Quality Inn. Kenny Loggins Space Program. Jack's in Hell. Brian's son attends Special Military Operations Camp. The demon Neil Diamond.
Published 08/06/22
Kidnapped by a cat lady. Raising money to extend the war. Entrepreneurship: Clown college, girth.com, Shag Finds cereal. Biden’s Prep & Mop-Up Team.
Published 07/19/22
Jack in Vail. The six-star hotel difference. Breakfast wines.
Published 07/01/22
Jack is in Virginia with a circumsized lady on the way. Brian explains new Ukrainian tactics. Spontaneous ads for Rhodeside Grill, Hawaiian Punch, GE Microwaves.
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Published 06/15/22
Oh, hey! Jack has COVID yet again. Brian's back from Poland and booby-trapped the washing machine to teach the kids a lesson.
Published 05/20/22
Brian reports from Przemysl. Working with great people like Flavio. Grandpa was a Bibliohump. A room with a view. Jack has a new job and needs advice. Przemysl.
Published 04/07/22
Przemysl. How it's going. Pawel the Bodega Cat. Previous Oscars kerfuffles. Please kill him I want to come home.
Published 04/01/22
The first dispatch from the Poland-Ukraine border. Jack is homeless. Brian fails to promote the podcast when platformed. Jack gets arrested. What to do when pulled over. The Germans.
Slava Ukraini
Published 03/25/22
New New York Lotto Game. Brian in Poland. Making baseball more exciting. Movie endings: King Kong, Wizard of Oz, Brokeback Mountain, Annie Hall.
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Published 03/17/22
A very special blossom. On the border. Eden has questions. The Bat. Przemysl.
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Published 03/10/22
Save the Oligarchs. Russian Logistics. Melancholy times. Elton John farewell tour. Making Putin pay. Jack reads for Russian news agency TASS: Not An Invasion, Ivan's Landscaping, March-il Law.
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Published 03/03/22
CNN's Prayers Answered. Gas Station TV. Sarasota's overbuilt. Ziggy makes sense and Garfield is funny. New York Times ad campaign. Jack auditions: The Batman Again, La Bouche, A Quiet Place 3.
Published 02/25/22
Showtime Promo. Racist Fan Club. Canada-free weekend. Five-star dog shelter and a dog-owned cat shelter. The truth behind the music: Meatloaf, Fight the Power, Billie Jean, Heroes, Stayin' Alive, Sweet Child O' Mine, I Walk the Line. Russian official Sergei Simonov on Ukraine and doping.
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Published 02/17/22
Crypto Talk. Bucky's Restaurant. Jack goes blue. Anti-growth hormone. Anti-Joe Rogan with Bon Jovi, Billy Joel, NKOTB, and Chumbawamba. Spreading Olympics Fever. Superbowl ads: Desitin, Red Bull, Stay Free, N-95 Masks. Jack reads obits: Mary Beth Lawrence, Daniel Reardon, Mary Ann Dunning.
Published 02/10/22
The most trusted source in news. Locust Valley. Dog uteruses and kitten heels. Superbowl commercials: Count Chocula, Heineken Non-Alcoholic Beer, Best Buy, Lactaid, Rogaine. Jack auditions for an advice column: Bad Influence Lucas, Unhappy Veep, Many Bobs. qmpodcast.com
Published 02/03/22
Request Line Blues. Happy Prison. The Secret Life of Spayed Shepherds. Building approval ratings Back Better. Jack tries to land sponsors: Ellerson Toyota, Ikea, Miss Whiskers' Cat Bordello.
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Published 01/27/22
Biden press conference. Ladders, Inc. How the family celebrates MLK Day Eve. Stadium High School's 97-year old graduate. Big changes at the Metropolitan Transit Authority. Jack reads for audiobooks: Life of Helen Keller, A History of Basketball, Ring Quest.
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Published 01/20/22
Stacy Abrams isn't here. Animal Shelter. Brian won't raise Jack's kids after his murder-suicide. Pheromone studies. What to do amid civil strife. Appeasing the Patton Oswaltistes. Jack reads for CNN: Xenotransplantation, Betty White, Pfizer.
Published 01/13/22
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