Episodes
Greta has an almost impossible sales pitch she's to demand that the incredibly rich dumped that expensive pieces of kitsch , they fly to the cop out climate meetings in their lear jets and show not the slightest hesitation of any regrets, her gargantuan glitch is to try to move these people towards the green dream of a beggars itch, but these dinosaurs who block destiny's drawbridge are mega rich and have no intention of surrendering any of their Kardashian kitsch. To quote Churchill...
Published 03/17/24
Published 03/17/24
A tune for my godson Todd who's five years old it was inspired by listening to him talking about his modern dance class which involves quite a lot of acrobatics including parkouring from the kitchen table onto the floor then spinning round on his back hissing loudly like a fried egg or an angry snake. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson5/message
Published 03/15/24
Simmer the sapien inside a tin can especially in a stop start traffic jam and they quickly revert back to primitive man and that includes pacifists and your little old gran . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson5/message
Published 03/14/24
A poem written about that green eyed monster of sin the secret schadenfreude that we all keep hidden away within , usually it's only seen in young children as they rival for survival craving their parents attention a lowly leftover from our anthropological ascension , however this instinct can also be witnessed later in our lives when the males begins to assert their dominance at the procreation stage of life . --- Send in a voice message:...
Published 03/13/24
A poem for Lily who mother is always in a constant Spring clean dusting and polishing until everything in the house begins to gleam, then again she could be addicted to the smell of Mr sheen or has she been drinking far too much caffeine, perhaps it's something to do with the covid vaccine that's turned her into this dopamine drama queen, what about the lack of vitamin b12 is she missing the red meat protein she's never quite been the same since she read the vegan magazine, oh for heaven's...
Published 03/12/24
In the swinging sixties a sexpionage spy scandal took place called the Profumo Affaire unfortunately two of its players were amateurs and didn't know what the rules of their spy games were ; one was sacrificed as a scapegoat and the other Christine Keeler lived life under a long dark cloud until she died and all because they were enlisted by MI5 into taking part in a Russian honey trap for Queen and country which went dramatically wrong ; Dr Steven Ward a brilliant osteopath and gifted...
Published 03/12/24
Male prowess in the 1970s and 1980s of British northern towns usually ment you had to attempt to drink a liquid suicide to verify your masculine side to your alcoholic man tribe . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson5/message
Published 03/11/24
A little poem I wrote about our Neo Omnipresence that seems almost God like in its power and control , the all seeing eye that invisible entity watching over everything we say and do. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson5/message
Published 03/11/24
A short poem written about the money monsters in the city of London they feed their need and greed down on London's squire mile all the while with a wry smirk and smile hence why this rapacious reptile is called Mr mercantile . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson5/message
Published 03/09/24
The green-eyed monster of sin, that schadenfreude which we keep hidden away so deep within, its usually only seen in children as they exert their will to win ; the lowly leftover instinct of our anthropic ascension. However, this terrible traite can also be witnessed later in our lives when males begin to assert and dominate as the sexual stage arrives and our species needs to procreate . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson5/message
Published 03/08/24
Two haiku poems , TEAR DROP shows how a Tsunami can start from the slightest ripple. REVOLTING, another haiku poem on how if you distract someone with something revolting it can avert a revolution ie Rome's Colosseum or today's violent multimedia sedate the sapiens savagery and let the status quo grow . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson5/message
Published 03/08/24
A poem about a very beautiful woman called Claudia who's powerful persona and laughter use to roll around us like a midnight thunder. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson5/message
Published 03/08/24
A verse dedicated to Katy at the reception desk, who entices every man with a glimpse of paradise and a promised, only then to revel in glee as they step into her quagmire of quicksand. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson5/message
Published 03/08/24
Living our lives as nocturnal belfry bats fuelled by booze and nose gay narcotics we'd flutter back at dawn after sharing shrink spiel and serotonin Smarties at all night high octane piss and powder parties in H-gate is there any wonder that we all became navy blue neurotics suffering from nervous breakdowns and depression. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson5/message
Published 03/07/24
A living monument of mystery , Robin Hood's oak is by far the most famous tree in all of ancient history a thousand years of silent sophistry , with all its empty holes and hollows the winter winds howl through creating a mournful sound of sadness and sorrow. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson5/message
Published 03/07/24
A musing about the Star Trek scientists who make our intergalactic fate sound like a subway ride through a station Stargate . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson5/message
Published 03/06/24
Riding aboard the busiest train in Britain the 7.32 woking to Waterloo a hundred million passengers a year pass through Waterloo which makes for some terrifying or tantalising flesh to flesh points of view . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson5/message
Published 03/06/24
Another crazy  sketch about the life of Thornton Harding the junior an aristocrat who is mad about his pets he calls them by the strangest names such as his dog Greyfriars Warton Benson the junior who i might add is allowed to do anything even attempting to drive the car. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson5/message
Published 03/06/24
A poem about a mafia boss who was born in Le panier de Marseille the last bastion of Beelzebub who then rose to become France's ultimate crime Capo Di Capo lasting fifty years before being gunned down in Paris for an old corsican vendetta . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson5/message
Published 03/05/24
Her swan song is what you hear just before your love boat runs aground and the scent of sulphur be the final pheromone you smell as you slowly begin to drowned . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson5/message
Published 03/05/24
The Mustang Men were Wild tameless stallions with sports cars suntans and gold medallions , once they were war faced warriors now they're warfarin worries they part of the night time disco scene , now they're scared of cottage pie and cholesterol cream . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson5/message
Published 03/05/24
The Westminster war of brexit has spilt a lot of blood onto the backbenchers but who will win the feudal few or the milky middle class crew . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson5/message
Published 03/05/24
A poem about an artist girlfriend who's Spanish African temperament could turn from a soft mistral breeze that gently caressed your skin to violent blood rain Scirocco that rip's the blossom from trees slamming doors and smashing flower pot hearts into pieces washing them down the drain like biscuits in the rain . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson5/message
Published 03/04/24
A poem about lust the seemingly deadly sin that if the devil be shamed and the truth be told is an instinctive desire that all of us do so hold . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson5/message
Published 03/04/24