Episodes
Part 1 of the Vanderpump Rules Reunion was light on the trash this week, but that doesn't stop these Fat Raccoons from enjoying it! Later, Bea and Dee get into all the craziness happening over in The Valley! Janet, we see you!! Subscribe for more uncensored, cringey content: https://patreon.com/realitytvcringe Follow us on IG https://instagram.com/realitytvcringe Subscribe to see our raccoon faces on YouTube!...
Published 05/17/24
Published 05/17/24
Nick goes on a cringey AF date with Jasmine and can't stop staring at her body-ody-ody, Sara dumps the Sherwoods, the Shabooties are incestuous *allegedly*, and the Ryans are still creepy weirdoes. What a trashy episode, Raccoons! Come and get it! Subscribe for more uncensored, cringey content: https://patreon.com/realitytvcringe Follow us on IG https://instagram.com/realitytvcringe Subscribe to see our raccoon faces on YouTube!...
Published 05/15/24
Janet and Kristen are petty AF and in a bit of a feud as both uninvite each other from their lame events. Even Jax Taylor thinks this sh*t is childish! Who does Janet think she is?!  Subscribe for more uncensored, cringey content: https://patreon.com/realitytvcringe Follow us on IG https://instagram.com/realitytvcringe Subscribe to see our raccoon faces on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_2CgqXLWjIEKV9PCtH3Kjw?sub_confirmation=1 Leave a message for us on SpeakPipe:...
Published 05/10/24
We made it to the Season (maybe Series?) Finale, Raccoons! We had a producer forced Sandoval redemption arc, a cringey performance by Scheana Marie, Lala being hypocritical AF, Broke ass Brock desperately trying to stay relevant, and Ariana exiting stage left and breaking the 4th wall. What a way to end a boring season. Please, Bravo Gods, give us some juicy reunions!!  Subscribe for more uncensored, cringey content: https://patreon.com/realitytvcringe Follow us on IG...
Published 05/10/24
Garrick and Dannielle are predatory and weird AF, The Davis Family is looking to add more to their...wolf pack (cringe), and The Shabooties are Sha-Fighting! Things are popping off, y'all!  Subscribe for more uncensored, cringey content: https://patreon.com/realitytvcringe Follow us on IG https://instagram.com/realitytvcringe Subscribe to see our raccoon faces on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_2CgqXLWjIEKV9PCtH3Kjw?sub_confirmation=1 Leave a message for us on SpeakPipe:...
Published 05/08/24
Vanderpump Rules was a snooze fest, so Bea and Dee decided to combine the episodes this week. The trash in the Valley was way tastier anyway!  Subscribe for more uncensored, cringey content: https://patreon.com/realitytvcringe Follow us on IG https://instagram.com/realitytvcringe Subscribe to see our raccoon faces on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_2CgqXLWjIEKV9PCtH3Kjw?sub_confirmation=1 Leave a message for us on SpeakPipe: https://speakpipe.com/realitytvcringe Support the...
Published 05/03/24
Dannielle flies to Rio and Garrick + Nathalia don't seem happy about it, April's brother Billy thinks she's crazy for seeking a new wife for Nick, Ashley doesn't seem to give AF about Shane's feelings, and Nailah + Neem hang out with their weird polygynist(?) friends. Lots of juicy trash in this episode, Raccoons! Come and get it!  Subscribe for more uncensored, cringey content: https://patreon.com/realitytvcringe Follow us on IG https://instagram.com/realitytvcringe Subscribe to see our...
Published 05/01/24
Kristen can't seem to catch a break (or keep her mouth shut), Jax and Brittany are on track for their inevitable divorce, Jesse Lally is a toxic, abusive narcissist with a Napoleon complex and his soon to be ex-wife Michelle is no better! Whew, the trash in the Valley is mighty tasty, Raccoons! Come and get it! Subscribe for more uncensored, cringey content: https://patreon.com/realitytvcringe Follow us on IG https://instagram.com/realitytvcringe Subscribe to see our raccoon faces on...
Published 04/26/24
Brock and Scheana are having marital problems (and no one cares), Lala continues to make everything about herself, James cries over leaving Hippie, and Scheana goes off on Sandoval. Can we get some juicier trash before the season's over? These Raccoons are hungry!  Join our Patreon for more uncensored, cringey content: https://patreon.com/realitytvcringe  Follow us on IG https://instagram.com/realitytvcringe Subscribe to see our raccoon faces on YouTube!...
Published 04/26/24
Shane reveals that he is battling renal cancer, Justin and Becky are still creepy weirdoes, Garrick is still the worst and Dannielle announces that she's pregnant... What could go wrong? Get a bunch of uncensored cringey content by joining our Patreon! https://patreon.com/realitytvcringe Follow us on IG https://instagram.com/realitytvcringe Subscribe to see our raccoon faces on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_2CgqXLWjIEKV9PCtH3Kjw?sub_confirmation=1 Leave a message for us on...
Published 04/24/24
Big yikes! The Valley is starting to get crazy! We have gossip, we have dirty secrets, and not one - but TWO - divorces on the horizon! Whew! So much tasty trash for all of us Raccoons to eat! Let's dig in!  Get a bunch of uncensored cringey content by joining our Patreon! https://patreon.com/realitytvcringe Follow us on IG https://instagram.com/realitytvcringe Subscribe to see our raccoon faces on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_2CgqXLWjIEKV9PCtH3Kjw?sub_confirmation=1 Leave...
Published 04/19/24
Rachel goes on a podcast to talk some mad sh*t, Ariana and Sandoval are still fighting over their house, Scheana comes out with a new song (and it's terrible), James calls out Sandoval for being a liar and for singing in his dumb band and Lala chooses her baby daddy. These Raccoons want some more juicy moments this season, Bravo! Step it up! Get a bunch of uncensored cringey content by joining our Patreon! https://patreon.com/realitytvcringe Follow us on IG...
Published 04/19/24
Garrick continues to make a complete ass of himself, Dannielle is still kidding herself, Naeem and Nailah go on a date with a 26-year-old, the Ryans are still creepy weirdoes, and The Davis Family is totally boring. But hey, trash is trash, right? Raccoons gotta eat!  Get a bunch of uncensored cringey content by joining our Patreon! https://patreon.com/realitytvcringe Follow us on IG https://instagram.com/realitytvcringe Subscribe to see our raccoon faces on YouTube!...
Published 04/17/24
Brittany and Jax aren't banging no' mo, Jesse and Michelle are pretentious assholes, Janet is a gossiping B-I-C-T-H (in that order), and Kristen is, unfortunately, becoming the scapegoat of this toxic group of friends. The trash in The Valley is starting to get good, y'all!  Get a bunch of uncensored cringey content by joining our Patreon! https://patreon.com/realitytvcringe Follow us on IG https://instagram.com/realitytvcringe Subscribe to see our raccoon faces on YouTube!...
Published 04/12/24
Schwartz dyes his hair bleach blonde to hide the fact that he's a single 42 year old dork and continues to lead poor Joseph on, Ariana breaks down over Sandoval while Lala + Scheana continue to talk sh*t behind her back, and Katie is living her best life dating the same girl as Schwartz. What a trashy mess (and we're totally here for it!)  Get a bunch of uncensored cringey content by joining our Patreon! https://patreon.com/realitytvcringe Follow us on IG...
Published 04/12/24
Shayne is still pretending like he's okay with his very pregnant wife Ashley dating other people, Garrick proposes to Natahlia just so he can get his pencil wet, Becky and Justin are creepy psycho stalker weirdoes, and Naeem is still trying to convince his stubborn mother to accept his Polygamist lifestyle. What a crazy cast of creepy, comical characters! But we're just two fat Raccoons in the bottom of a dumpster...who are we to judge?!  Get a bunch of uncensored cringey content by joining...
Published 04/10/24
Is Michelle truly a Racist Homophobic Republican? Zack and Janet said what now? What is going on here?! Is Kristen Doute really the only honest person in this cast? The bar must really be in Hell!  Get a bunch of uncensored cringey content by joining our Patreon! https://patreon.com/realitytvcringe Follow us on IG https://instagram.com/realitytvcringe Subscribe to see our raccoon faces on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_2CgqXLWjIEKV9PCtH3Kjw?sub_confirmation=1 Leave a message...
Published 04/05/24
Ariana and Sandoval are both petty a**holes, Lala and Scheana can't help but comment on their situations (as if they are ones to judge) and Schwartz is a slime ball who loves to trash Katie any point he can. Ooooh the trash is juicy in the Bravo Dumpster, Raccoons! Come and get it!  Get a bunch of uncensored cringey content by joining our Patreon! https://patreon.com/realitytvcringe Follow us on IG https://instagram.com/realitytvcringe Subscribe to see our raccoon faces on YouTube!...
Published 04/05/24
The girls are back with another Seeking Sister Wife recap and Garrick just keeps getting worse! We can't help but hate his guts! Trash is trash though, and these Raccoons are hungry!  Get a bunch of uncensored cringey content by joining our Patreon! https://patreon.com/realitytvcringe Follow us on IG https://instagram.com/realitytvcringe Subscribe to see our raccoon faces on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_2CgqXLWjIEKV9PCtH3Kjw?sub_confirmation=1 Leave a message for us on...
Published 04/03/24
Jax is trying to start drama to distract us from his life that is about to fall apart, Jesse is a total Jerk and there's a fight about to ensue between Kristen, Brittney and the gang! The trash is getting hot and stinky in The Valley, Raccoons! Come and get it! Get a bunch of uncensored cringey content by joining our Patreon! https://patreon.com/realitytvcringe Follow us on IG https://instagram.com/realitytvcringe Subscribe to see our raccoon faces on YouTube!...
Published 03/29/24
Schwartz says he's the "makeout king," Scheana is a fake friend, Sandoval is still "working on himself," Lala is fed up with everyone's lack of transparency, and Brock spills the beans about Katie's latest one-night stand with Schwartz' bestie Max... Whew! So much trash in this one, Raccoons! You won't want to miss it!  Get a bunch of uncensored cringey content by joining our Patreon! https://patreon.com/realitytvcringe Follow us on IG https://instagram.com/realitytvcringe Subscribe to see...
Published 03/29/24
Who does this loser Garrick think he is? Why does Dannielle continue to believe his terrible lies? What does Natalia see in him anyway?! Bea and Dee are apoplectic but that doesn't stop them from consuming the complete and utter trash that is Seeking Sister Wife. These Raccoons have a job to do and it's time to get trashy! Get a bunch of uncensored cringey content by joining our Patreon! https://patreon.com/realitytvcringe Follow us on IG https://instagram.com/realitytvcringe Subscribe to...
Published 03/27/24
Bea and Dee got some new Trash in the dumpster this week with the Series Premiere of The Valley! This show is just like Vanderpump Rules, except every character is married, has kids and lives in Ritsy Suburbs. Everyone THINKS they have their shit together but it's all a facade... Looking at you, Jax Taylor!  Get a bunch of uncensored cringey content by joining our Patreon! https://patreon.com/realitytvcringe Follow us on IG https://instagram.com/realitytvcringe Subscribe to see our raccoon...
Published 03/22/24
Sandoval continues to avoid responsibility and blame everyone else while Ariana STAYS living her best life and Katie calls him on his fakery. And then enter Jax Taylor, the right chaotic element to tear Tom Sandoval a new one and call him on his b******t, because Jax knows b******t, because Jax IS b******t. Great trashy episode of VPR, come and get some! Get a bunch of uncensored cringey content by joining our Patreon! https://patreon.com/realitytvcringe Follow us on IG...
Published 03/22/24