Cowabunga my friends! Its due time for a chill hang with our brothers. A time to watch something that made a few of us very warm and cozy as kids, and to be honest still does. But there is an outlier in our midst, a dude that has never experienced true Turtle Power. Well we did our best to ninja kick him into gear. Did it work? Well if you've made it this far you know you'll tune in. Lets do this, it's TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!!! --- Support this podcast:...

Good day faithful listener! This day is a glorious one, for we have been gifted a most triumphant picture display! In this picture we have a man, but not any man. He is a man born of a cow uterus who will destroy all evil. This man has dominion over a certain amount of beasts! Yes, thats right... beasts! What manner of beast you ask?! Well, he has ferrets, an eagle, a dog, and a painted tiger! He is ripped, he is mad, he is randy, he is THE BEASTMASTER!!! --- Support this podcast:...

Here we are guys, Jasons unlucky day! And if you ask 3/4s of this episodes hosts, its their unlucky day as well. Just when we thought Halloween was over, November surprised us with that oh so magical day where we need to, NAY, we HAVE to cover one of Jasons adventures in the woods. This time our resident F13 expert Jacob chose the one he thought the guys would enjoy the most, only to be slammed with opposition from people that didnt grow up worshipping this schlock. Its FRIDAY THE 13TH THE...

Hey guys! Its already hard to look back to just a few days ago when the reality of this fictional show was looking more and more possible (minus the superheroes sadly). A world where hate rules all, and only a small group of loners have the guts to do something about it. Well, another group of loners run this podcast and we aren't afraid to lay down the cold hard facts about America as we know it and THE BOYS SEASON 2!!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/refund-theater/support

Hello! My name'a podcast. I very excite that new movie film come from my friends from Kazakhstan! In movie lead character has daughter like many sequel. This one done better than ever before, daughter makes film work! Come join as we take a road trip to rich man for wed. Its very nice, its BORAT SUBSEQUENT MOVIE FILM!!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/refund-theater/support

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzz HUH WHA!? Oh... its you guys. I was having the craziest dream. They attempted to reboot the Freddy series and..... it was awful. Its like they weren't trying to remake the original movie, but then just had to throw in reminders of that film every few minutes. Reminders of a much better film. Oh! And in my dream they turned Freddy from a child murderer to a full on molester! Like all blatant and stuff! And Freddy was short, and not scary. He was just kind of...

We're back with the next in line on the remake train to hell, and this time were rebooting Jason Voorhees. If any series needed a fresh start it was this one, with our lead character floating around space at this point. Well, they didn't totally screw it up, which is more than we can say about the rest of this months offerings. So grab yourself a doob and a dirty magazine, (but please no licking) as we travel to the Camp Crystal Lake pot farm to see if this one cuts the mustard. Its FRIDAY...

Hey psst. Come over here. You want Michael Myers? I got that hard stuff, not that pu**y seventies s**t! No, this is the movie where you learn why Michael is the way he is and then watch him brutally destroy every human being he comes in contact with. Oh and that Myers you like, that normal sized wimp, he's now been replaced by a hulking monster of a man! He's unstoppable! His family hates each other! His orderlies are majorly DISorderly! Its brutal, its dark, its grimy, its bleak, and it...

Its officially October and for us thats an excuse to watch as much horror as we possibly can. This season has a theme, and thats horror remakes. The bad, the good...... oh wait these are all just bad. Our first selection is the Michael Bay produced gem that started what they thought would be a long and lucrative rebirth for the famous slashers of old. Instead they got spunk, and we lost our true horror icons for imposters dressed in shiny costumes. So get ready to look at Jessica Beils ass, A...

Its October and you know what that means! That means we watch horror and eat candy until we puke! At least this weeks movie didnt make us want to puke, in fact it was quite the opposite. This film defined a generation of and re-woke the sleeping beast of the horror genre. This is one of those "perfect storm" movies that only comes across once in a blue moon. So get ready for the greatest who-dun-it ever commited to celluloid, Its SCREAM!!! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The...

You may have clicked on this thinking we were covering the 1982 film, but sadly you would be mistaken. This is the infamous video game adaptation movie by the even more infamous director Uwe Boll. Did it live up to its reputation?! Youre darn right it did, I wont even tease. But man did it spark a good conversation! So snuggle up to the fire as we finish off spooky spooky September with a LOT of bangs! Its ALONE IN THE DARK!!! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to...

Oh man guys. We have watched some pretty crappy movies, genuinely crappy movies. Is there such a thing as a disingenuous crappy movie? I think we found it, and we are the opposite of excited about it. This is a good poster bad movie scenario. Dont fall for it and waste your time. Unless its to follow along with our review, in that case by all means take this crap in! Its THE VELOCIPASTOR!!! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. ...

Since the whole world has gone insane we have decided we're starting the Halloween episodes a month early! So welcome to Spooky Spooky September! Our first selection is a delightful anthology film from the 80s. Were sad we missed this back then but it made us pretty happy now. We've got Hansel and Gretel, Red Riding Hood, and the most outrageous version of Goldilocks and the Three Bears that you have ever seen! Get ready to laugh your head off as we discuss DEADTIME STORIES!!!  --- This...

I think we're going to need a bigger server! Its our 200th episode! To celebrate, Jacob decided we should cover his favorite movie ever thinking this classic film would win everyone over and make for a warm and cozy conversation by the beach. But there was a shadow in the water, a shadow in the shape of a killer critic. Which one of these five crazy guys didnt like it? Tune in to find out! Its JAWS!!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/refund-theater/support

STATION! Its been 29 years since we last rocked with Wyld Stallyns, many of us thought we would never see them again. But thanks to a nostalgic resurgence in buddy comedy sequels all of us Bill & Ted heads are getting our wish! This movie is a welcome breath of fresh air in this the most heinous year we have ever experienced. It was so great to forget about our problems for 90 minutes hanging with old and new friends. So hop in our time traveling phone booth and dial up the day we all saw...

Zzzzzzzzzzzz..... HUH WHA? Oh sorry we were watching this weeks movie(s) and must have fallen asleep. A little harsh? Have you seen this flick? While we enjoyed the modern sequel to an extent one thing our hosts learned this week is that the first film may be a bit over praised. Yeah I know there are people that love this movie but.. (sigh). I realize now im being negative. Its just so long. Its them BLADE RUNNERS!!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/refund-theater/support

As we stayed at home during this pandemic we thought it would be relaxing to take our shoes off and make fists with our toes. Well just as we began this therapeutic process we found out Andrew once again hasnt seen this bonafide classic action film. A film that should be mandatory in school, because who knows when youre going to have to save the day barefooted during a heist where all of the odds are stacked against you. Well dont worry, we took care of it. We showed Andrew DIE HARD!!! ---...

Hey again Vern! After having a great time with the last Ernest movie we figured we would check in with his first feature film. A film that seemed lighthearted enough while we were children but now we realize it is completely bonkers! In fact the climax is so insane that Ernest should have went to prison immediately after! Don't remember it that way? Maybe you should push play on ERNEST GOES TO CAMP!!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/refund-theater/support

Hey Vern! So a funny thing happened on our way to make a Blade Runner episode for Justin Peel. We decided instead of doing the episode Peel paid for we would just review a familiar childhood classic instead, because the world is too heavy this week for Harrison Fords brooding. Since Peel was watching the show live we decided to be cheeky and make him think we were doing his bidding, resulting in one of the most uproarious episodes we've had in a while. So strap into your floor buffer and get...

During the last episode in which Andrew had never seen Predator this weeks film was brought up. And guess what? He has never seen this one either. So we decided to continue down the 80s action highway to a film that is beloved by basically anyone who lays eyes upon it. Part man, part machine, all cop. Its ROBOCOP!!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/refund-theater/support

Since Jacobs brother Andrew has joined the podcast full time the boys have discovered that he hasnt seen most movies. That includes this weeks movie, which every hairy chested, big gun toting, american man should by god see at least five times in their life. So we strapped him in and not only made him watch it we made him enjoy it better than a giant lip full of chaw and a cold brew could ever do him. Alright enough with all this tomfoolery, its PREDATOR!!! --- Support this podcast:...

What started as a curious viewing by Jacob turned into a revolution! Stop everything you're doing if you DONT know that the 2007 musical version of tonights film is a remake and not a magical documentary about life in 2020... er ah I mean the 1960s. When segregation was new and some strange folks just couldn't wrap their minds around sharing a dance floor with a person of another color. Get ready to do the Roach and be magically whisked away by John Waters HAIRSPRAY!!! --- Support this...

Yes, its Dolemite. Hes the one that killed Monday, whupped Tuesday and put Wednesday in the hospital! Called up Thursday to tell Friday not to bury Saturday on Sunday! And we had a blast with this one! Come on over, pull up a chair and listen to us celebrate one of our home(town)boys! Its DOLEMITE!!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/refund-theater/support

We take a trip back to a different time this week. A time when all the fundamentalists had to do to get you to believe was show you a movie in Sunday school. This movie in particular scared Jesus into many a child's heart just as Jaws scared us all out of the water. But we're here to take a look at the filmic quality, something this weeks movie sorely lacks in. Once the fear is gone whats left is a wet piece of cardboard with some shiny glitter thrown on it. We wish you'd all been ready, its...

We're friends forever and we will stay together because there are so many more movies like this one that we havent reviewed! Movies with Karate, awesome bands, freaking ninjas, gangsters, and all manner of bad acting need to be seen. So here we go into the streets of Miami to find out exactly what the connection is. The MIAMI CONNECTION!!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/refund-theater/support