Episodes
It's a full Hockey show, the entire time... for real! Is there a curse of the Coyotes? Chris is back to predicting scores, Ryan wants us to keep an eye on Shane Wright, and Brett just wants to talk Mariners. Go Kraken!
Published 04/02/24
Don't look now but we think the "I-5-alry" might be happening! Plus, who was your favorite 90's Seattle Weather man? We also chat about Teoscar Hernandez... wait, is this a Hockey show? The Kraken are doing well but we still find something to yell about (it's the Davy Jones hat!) We cheer for McCann and we want more lasagna for Matty B! Go Kraken!
Published 02/26/24
On this episode, it's not a question anymore. We suck. We go through the season so far and try to figure out the difference from when we were winning and, well... now. The players are mad and the team seems divided. Maybe a naming Captain would help them? Plus, can we get a little excitement from the crowd? Let's see some energy all around! Go Kraken!!
Published 02/14/24
What can the Kraken do to stop the Kings? Matty B needs to use the break to get some of his Mom's lasagna. Plus we're playing a quick round of Should They Stay Or Should They Go. Plus, there's nothing worse than when someone isn't calling you back.. but thats just the therapy section of the show. We need constancy, no more streaking. Go Kraken!!
Published 01/30/24
The Kraken are on a cold streak, what was happening during the winning streak thats not happening now? And for that matter, why are the Kraken so streaky? We call out Matty B and Brett calls for Coach Hack to pack! Plus are hockey players really all that tough or are they too busy listening to Country music like Ryan and Chris? Looking for the bright side? There's only 4 more games until the Allstar break! Go Kraken!
Published 01/23/24
The Kraken lost the streak, but they're having fun! We're playing banged up but we get a chance to start antlers win streak. Ryan has love for Dunn, Brett's into Gourde and Chris is Bjorkstrand-ing it. Plus a reenactment of what it was like when Hakstol "surprised" Bjorkstrand with the All Star news, what's your Uber rating, and can you catsup on a corndog? Go Kraken!!
Published 01/16/24
The Kraken are on a hot streak, we revel in the Winter Classic glory and we exchange Gretzky stories. Plus, some Should I Stay Or Should I Go, and who do we need to sign to save the rest of the season?? Go Kraken!!
Published 01/11/24
In this pre-recorded episode. Chris, Ryan and Brett take whipped cream shots and discuss how relieved (most of us are, anyway) that Chris gets to keep his clothes on. Plus, our wish for the Kraken as a whole. Mostly we just miss Daniel Sprong. Happy Holidays and Go Kraken!
Published 12/25/23
Some good hockey from our Kraken team lately! We share our excitement for the newest member of The Kraken who we're calling "The Dip". Little Chris gets to keep his cloths on because the Kraken finally stared winning! Plus, how far do you think you could yeet a fish?? Go Kraken!!
Published 12/22/23
We suck and we’re her to talk about it, and We’re drinking our sorrows. We’re 2 away from Chris having to polar plunge!! That might be the only silver lining we have. We read some rants. What happened to Matty B?? Tanniv has a horrible stat line. Brett calls a family meeting about Gru. We’re calling for line brawls and goalie fights! Go Kraken!
Published 12/13/23
Our dudes, Brett and Ryan talk hockey, but we're back to discussing uniforms as our only bright spot. We read some rants, we have some major rants about the Mariners and try our best to stay positive. Go Kraken!
Published 11/28/23
Since last we talked, the Kraken have been playing hockey... good hockey! We got ahold of the I-5-alry (read: rivalry). We play in overtime 50% of the time but we're scrappy and not giving up! We've got some must win games coming up, but the trade deadline is approaching and help could be on the way. Go Kraken!!
Published 11/22/23
On this episode, Kraken color commentator Al Kinisky commiserates with Brett and Chris. What changed in the off season? Do we *actually* suck? Al makes us feel better and we continue the conversation about captions. Maybe you don't need one on a Hockey team? Regardless, we need our dudes to band together and become a family again. Go Kraken!!
Published 11/14/23
Kraken analyst Mike Benton joins Brett, Ryan and Chris for an honest discussion about our Kraken. When will Banners score? How can this team be a playoff contender? And who's going to step forward and take the leadership role? Go Kraken!
Published 11/08/23
Our guest Chet Buchanan joins the show to remind us that the Kraken had a slow start last year as well and Bright Side Brett is happy we closed the road trip with a W. Plus, Chris thinks the Seahawk throwback jerseys are sick, Chet earns the nickname "The Executioner" and teases what we can expect from the winter classic. Go Kraken!!
Published 10/31/23
The Kraken are in need of some inspiration. We're calling out players and trying to come up with some solutions before a road trip with some pretty strong teams. Plus, we want to see Coach Little Finger start doing some Little Finger things! Ryan's got a new mic, Brett's ranting and Chris backs it all up with the stats which... aren't alllll bad? Go Kraken!!
Published 10/24/23
Brett, Chris and Ryan are joined by Jonny Lazarus from the Blue Crew Podcast. Whats the minimum number of Power Play goals per game? Are the Avalanche the Kraken's biggest rival? And we break the streak by making some bets! Go Kraken!
Published 10/17/23
Release The Show is back, your Kraken are back and we're off to a hot start!! Ryan broke his leg on skates, Chris wants us to know the stats (thats 0 wins, 0 losses - off to a good start!) and Brett still hates the Vegas Golden Knights! Happy Hockey Season, everybody! 
Published 10/10/23
50% of the time, we’re having a good season. We’re hanging out superlatives, who do we think was MVP?
Published 05/20/23
Kanga Gruu! Is Little Finger still Little Fingering? and this is a Kartye Party! Major apologies for the late post - Producer Katie
Published 05/16/23
The Kraken are still in it!! The Link is MISSING, and Katie is back to step in for him. Avs fans are converting to Kraken fans all over the place, Brett doesn't want to hear Boston crying and Chris has the numbers and things the next series can be very "nice". Go Kraken!!!
Published 05/02/23
In true RTS fashion, Brett, Chris and Ryan kick off the show attempting to talk hockey by...NOT talking hockey...but end up talking hockey anyway, because...SEATTLE IS FINALLY A HOCKEY TOWN! Right? And Cale Makar is clearly dirty and the new enemy #1! Right? And our guy Jordan "Dan" Eberle is the current Kraken G.O.A.T! Right? And his game-winning goal is a Top 5 Seattle sports moment! Right??? Man oh man...lots for the fellas to discuss after that amazing O.T. win, baby!
Published 04/26/23
In honor of the playoffs, Brett, Chris, & Ryan (or is it Ryan, Brett, Chris??) break unprecedented ground and finally record an episode...IN PERSON! In the Apartment Studio. Of Producer Katie. And all her stuff. When she's not there. But the guys thankfully stay out of trouble (maybe), Ryan smells terrific, Chris is an AI, and they are definitely pumped over the Kraken's first playoff win in franchise history. Plus, they are joined by a legend--a Spittin Chiclets legend!--in Matt Murley....
Published 04/21/23
Fusilli? Penne? Either way, we're celebrating! Link is in Vegas, and the Kraken are in the playoffs! We're keeping an eye on our goaltenders, giving props to Dan and McCann and Ryan's beer league team is in the championship round. Go Kraken!
Published 04/13/23