Episodes
We're ending the first season of Rude Dudes on a note that makes everyone mad; Fate - The Winx Saga! Everything about this show SCREAMS us, but also everything is SO. WRONG. They took one of the most colourful, beach kids cartoon and makes it a London rainy Hogwarts style garbage of David Yates' wet dream! The specialists are useless boys, they created characters in lieu of keeping amazingly establish characters, and magic was shown through Twilight eyes??? My lord, this show needed...
Published 03/02/21
Published 03/02/21
Time for another anime-inspired property, and one that falls into the same pits as Blood of Zeus...Alita: Battle Angel! Now, we deciphered a lot of this movies short comings come out of just being a pretty faithful adaptation to the original OVA (minus Chiren NOT being completely naked when she fixes Grewishka, which rude). Just felt like in a world where we're familiar with this genre of dystopian anime, you gotta at least brush on some of the established tropes to deepend the structure, if...
Published 02/23/21
Sometimes fanfiction can spawn amazing creations... Other times, it can destroy the fabric of all that you hold dear... This is one of those times (which one? yes). Tackling our first anime with the not-so cult classic, Blood of Zeus! You know how Greek Gods are supposed to be sexy and f**k all the time? Well, imagine you take all of that out and replace it with more gore and exposition! That's what you get with this. But like, not even the exposition we needed or wanted, we just got this...
Published 02/17/21
HAI YA!! We're kicking into a new episode of Rude Dudes with a new Netflix/old YouTube Red (Originals) show, Cobra Kai! While we all LOVE this show, we can definitively say season 3 is a little nutty (but in all the right ways). Kreese gets an interesting backstory where we find out football bros bullied him into the army cause his mom committed suicide, then makes his war crime snake pit brawling his personality?! Like, he's a cartoon villain, but with good reason! Also poor... Everyone?!...
Published 02/09/21
February, a time for love, a time for period pieces, and definitely a time for f*****g. Which is why we're kicking February off with the show of the SEASON, Bridgerton! If you're hoping to learn some practical Sex Education, this is not the show for you. If you're looking for how to creatively sound while orgasming, you're in the right spot. This show's got so much f*****g, and it's all so loud! And Simon goes down on Daphne, some would say too much, but we are saying the right...
Published 02/02/21
It's the end of our DCEU month, and we're rounding it out with the newest and most controversial entry into the Universe, Wonder Woman 1984 (styled WW84). We had such high hopes for this movie... Unfortunately, it really missed its mark. While we LOVED the double villains, the messaging was muddled more than Kristen Wiig's briefcase! This was just not a movie for our time of 2021... While we stan Patty Jenkins, this was less of a Ragnarok and more of a Dark World if you know what we mean....
Published 01/26/21
We're DIVING back into our DCEU month with what is the arguable best movie of the universe, Aquaman!!!!! While we loved the explosions and the jellyfish dress, we were surprised at the unsexiness of this movie! Like, Jason should've been shirtless the ENTIRE MOVIE?!?! And Amber Heard was done dirty the entire movie! The only saving grace of this movie was weirdly Nicole Kidman. She went from being a fun cameo to being a pretty competent action star? WHO WOULD'VE KNOW! This movie was trying...
Published 01/19/21
Back with another DCEU movie, and it's the one we all wish we could forget which is... Suicide Squad! Honestly, James Gunn really miss fired (boom) with this one, all he had to do was do Guardians... THATS IT! Instead, he over shot and under delivered in a wild self-serious movie that's basically the embodiment of an angry dad TRYING TO HAVE A GOOD TIME! Viola Davis deserved much more than to be just a narrator, and Margot Robbie deservedly became a star after this movie. Other than that,...
Published 01/12/21
New year, same dudes! We're ringing in the new year with a re-recording of a lost episode, Batman Vs Superman: Dawn of Justice! In all honesty, we don't REALLY talk about the movie all that much, but set up the new year, which will be all DCEU movies. We talk about Zack Snyder's weird nerd boy obsession with toxic masculinity and 9/11; Marvel's history of executing competent super hero movies; Jeremy Irons being the hottest one (but also is a surrogate character for Snyder himself?! Oh...
Published 01/05/21
As 2020 comes to a close, so does our month of Holiday Classics! And to end it off, we're doing probably what is the cutest thing we've ever seen, Dash & Lily! Look, we know we're supposed to do "trash", and we fully expected for this to come out strong on that front. What we were surprised by was how much this show slapped! From the fun challenges to the conveniently employed family members, this show is going to turn into maybe a holiday rewatch? Lily is by far all of our queens, Dash...
Published 12/29/20
We've (now?) officially hit the Holiday Season™️, and we're still rolling along in the snow with our penultimate Holiday episode; The Princess Switch: Switched Again! Honestly, what a sequel! Vanessa Hudgens has blessed us with another Christmas Classic! This one even more ripe with zany antics and MORE PRINCESSES? Only this one's EVIL?! She's really turning into the Austin Powers of our time.. Though the plots as convoluted as ever, the stakes are SUPER HIGH! TREASON?! This is could've...
Published 12/22/20
Week Three of Holiday December Classics, and today we're pulling out a REAL classic with the 1998 Holiday hit, Jack Frost! If we can take a minute to respect not only Jim Henson's puppet work, but the CGI integration... It was truly something... Also, what we feel is a Michael Keaton award winning performance?! Screw Batman, this guy is the definitive Jack Frost! Bridget and Candace BAWLED their eyes out at this movie, but Chris?... A true heart of ice and snow. Was the whole movie Charlie...
Published 12/15/20
We're keep up our Holiday themed movies of December and diving right into this clearly military funded movie, Operation Christmas Drop! Which is based off of the VERY REAL OPERATION CHRISTMAS DROP THAT HAPPENS IS GUAMA WHAT?! As the first "Hallmark" movie of this run, it was a paint by numbers beauty of a thing! Kat Grahmn is a no nonsense chief of staff? Cutting military budgets for a Trumpublican Congresswoman? Is this how America works? Let us know!! This movie was as hollow and as empty...
Published 12/08/20
December is HERE (barely)! And it's time for our first Rude Dude Holiday Take Down! All December, we're taking down all the latest Holiday media. Today, we're doing a catch all holiday movie... Holidate! Boy... Was this movie... a clunker. Why? Because NEITHER OF THESE LEADS ARE GOOD PEOPLE!!!! Seriously, the fact that these two HOT people can't get a date for the holidays shows how bad these two people are. They also ruin the point of a Holidate because... they said Holidate WAY too many...
Published 12/01/20
Time for one of Bridgets favourite things, sexy teen boy ghosts! This week we're covering the Kenny Ortega's masterpiece, Julie and the Phantoms!... We know it's for kids, we don't care! Inspired by the Nickelodeon Brazil show Julie e os Fantasmas, but FAR different. The furry suits would've made more sense because... The rules of this world are all over the place! These boys are from 1995, yet there's NO flannel, they play pop punk, and they don't question anything?? But all the phantoms...
Published 11/24/20
Oh god, you knew it was coming... There's no way we can talk about trash TV without talking about the show everyone LOVES to hate (except for Chris' Mom??)... Emily in Paris. Honestly... Just why? Why did we watch it? How did we get through it? It's truly such a mystery as to why this show was put out at a time like this... No one is good at their jobs, everyone's horny for Emily, and all the men are the same man stuck out of time!!! Darren Star, you mad man... Thank god for Pierre Cadeau...
Published 11/17/20
No Riverdale this time... But we're still watchin' trash! Today, we're diving into the horror comedy film duology that is the Babysitter franchise... The movies that ask "what if the babysitter that is your best friend and you're horny for was actually a demon and tried to kill you?!" Honestly, what a directionless Scott Pilgrim rip off this was! From gory kills to teenage thrills, this franchise could do with a bit of commitment and maybe even a BASIC coherent plot structure. McGee's...
Published 11/10/20
WHATS UP RUDE DUDES?! Welcome to the new podcast! We, unfortunately (but unsurprisingly), have been beaten brutal by Riverdale. It's got nothing to do with our love of the show and... Everything to do with our hatred for the show. So after much consideration, and a brief hiatus; we've put an end to the era of Riverdale Rude Dudes. Fret not, as we close out this chapter with a final episode on Riverdale, going through all of season 4! It's also a GREAT opportunity to showcase the NEW...
Published 11/03/20
We’re going UP UP AND AWAYYYY (from reality) with this episode! Sharks have been JUMPED! Betty is closing in on the Farm after they’ve executed so many FBI agents, but they still constantly remain one step ahead of her (and the FBI)?! Things heat up when Polly comes back, but with an EXTRA SPECIAL SURPRISE! Meanwhile, Veronica is having issues with her name change, and Hiram comes out of jail to tell her he still owns her? Archie is also hit with the reality that small business ventures...
Published 11/03/20
Sadness is over, and we’re going RIGHT back to bonkersville USA! School’s starting up, and Archie wants Mad Dog to get an education and be set off on the right path, but maily wants him to join the Bulldogs. But Reggie WON’T have it, because the only one letting him have it is his dad? Remember how Reggie keeps crying out for help? Well now we can FINALLY address it! Also, a group orgy makes the core four late for school, only to encounter a scoulding from the new principal, Mr Honey. And...
Published 08/18/20
SEASON FOUR IS HERE!! AND WE WOULD BE MORE EXCITED IF WE WEREN’T SO SAD!! Today’s episode marks the passing of Luke Perry on March 4th 2019, which produced this masterful piece of tribute. I have never cried so hard and so long watching a single episode of television... and I don’t think I ever will. It’s fourth of July weekend, and what seemed like a fun weekend of camping and celebration takes a dark turn when Archie gets a call that his father has died. Because of the holiday, Fred can’t...
Published 08/11/20
WE DID IT GUYS! Another season in the can! Can you believe it? I sure as hell can’t! Things are coming to a head this episode, as season finale’s tend to do! The gang all meets up with the mastermind behind the great downfall of Riverdale... Penelope Blossom?! Turns out, selling a little girl to be a chil bride and then killing her only son does a lot to a person! And We find out Penelope is responsible for baiting Hal into being the Redhood, and she manipulated Chic (Jason Lite) into being...
Published 08/04/20
WOWE WOWE EVERYONE! The shark has been JUMPED and we are HEREEE!!! This... is the best episode... Of any TV show ever made. We got CULTS WITH ORGANS, we got SERIAL KILLERS WITH HOOK HANDS, we got BAREKNUCKLE BRAWLING TEENS VS ADULTS SANCTIONED BY ADULTS?! WHAT A TIME!! Well, I guess we’re picking up from where we left off last time with Betty, and she’s living at the Farm, confused about Evelyn’s dialisis machine her husband father gave her. But Alice tells Betty she has the serial killer...
Published 07/28/20
SONGS OF FIRE AND ICE, PROM NIGHT WON’T BE SO NICE!! We may be winding down the season, but the show is ramping up! We got severed hands, hook hands, any kind of hands you can think off! And it’s all thanks to our good friend DCJ! We start by coming upon the prison bus wreckage that took Hal, and Betty doesn’t believe that he died. But FP assures her, he counted SIXS heads! Betty’s unconvinced and decides to see if there’s ANY way she can find her dad. But Jughead instead tries to rope her...
Published 07/21/20