Episodes
SUMMER SLAM 2021 tonight. BEST IN THE WORLD RETURNS. Your favorite neighborhood podcast returns! Music and movies and books and impressions, OH MY! LISTEN TO THE BEST MOTHERFUCKING PODCAST IN HELL PASO. I DID A THING with my HAIR or whats LEFT. F**K IT. CHECK IT OUT. ALSO MASK UP, JAB UP, and SHUT UP! BE SAFE. I LOVE ALL LISTENERS. EVEN THE NUTTY ONES. HELLO EUROPE. HELLO CANADA. HELLO PITT. HELLOW CALI. HELLOW KANSAS. HELLO NEBRASKA. Love you all. F**K TARGET. F**K SOUNDCLOUD. Love you...
Published 08/21/21
Published 08/21/21
HELLOW AND WELCOME TO AMERICA'S BIRTHDAY! USA! USA! USA! Now that I got that patriotism out of the way since this is MURRICA, welcome to HELL PASO's best motherfucking podcast. BAR NONE! The undisputed heavyweight champion of El Paso PODS! R CUBED. ROAMING REIGNZ RADIO! This week it's almost Independence Day 2021. I talk about IJ, the movie, the free hoodie, and more movies and cinematic experiences and popcorn. I talk about half days and library contests and new job prospects. But then I get...
Published 07/03/21
Last week I didn't record. This week I did. Welcome to HELL PASO'S BEST MOTHERFUCKING PODCAST, BAR NONE! UNDISPUTED. UNUSURPED. I have returned. And so. Has. Dee. Dee. Enjoy the YUCKS! Should I stay or should I go? Let me know @RoamingReignz on Twitter. @nononsensemofo on IG. Wash your hands wash your ass, get the shot, wear the mask. AL RATO ROMIEZ! ORALE! LATERZ! F**k SOUNDCLOUD and AMAZON Podcasts. Thank you SPOTIFY and ANCHOR! LOVE YOU ALL! --- Send in a voice message:...
Published 06/19/21
IS THAT A ZOMBIE TIGER?! HRRRRRRRRRRR! BRAAAAAINZ!  Errrr......HELLOW and welcome to R CUBED aka the Roaming Reigns Radio hour. El Paso's BEST Motherfucking PODCART! I'm back after losing part 1 of this recording forever! I started at 11:11 and by 11:41 I didn't get to upload a very high energy and enthusiastic and charming first segment! So the beginning of this episode is loud so watch your eardrums! I started with some Silverchair originally (which is still in the episode) but now I kick...
Published 05/15/21
HELLO and welcome to HELL PASO'S BEST MOTHERFUCKING PODCART, R CUBED! Roaming Reigns Radio! I'm your host and humble narrator JUAN CENA.....ERRRRR.....Roman. It's just that people have selective vision back east. They Can't C ME. But I saw them see me! Ha! Anyway, I'm BACK in HELL PASO, my home and native land. I love it here. Even after being anywhere else I always love coming back to my little slice of the desert. My own Tattoine. We kick things off with The Mars Volta, the home town homie...
Published 05/08/21
HELLLOOOOWW EVEERYBODY! This is HELL PASO's BEST Motherfucking podcart, bar none! UNDISPUTED! UN-USURPABLE! It is I your humble narrator and favorite host ROMAN! Back after my first week back at work. Lots to talk about. Rasslin wise, it's a week to Wrestlemania 37. NOOTCH!  Also, I give you the skinny on my first week back at the office. Lots of new developments. April Fools and the days before were a doozie as far as my messages were concerned. I ALSO FORMALLY ISSUE ASWM host RUBY MAY a...
Published 04/03/21
Hello Everybody and welcome to another episode of of Romanations 2.0, Residual Memories and Machinations. This is Roaming Reignz your friendly neighborhood podcart coming straight outta Hell Paso! And we are the best motherfucking podcast in El Paso, bar none! Everything is coming up Milhouse! There's big news at the very end of the episode so stick around. I'm keeping it realz and rawz. Lots of good stuff to talk about. I'm editing and uploading from my phone. I did record on my computer...
Published 02/27/21
Hello and welcome to El Paso's best and realest motherfucking podcast! Undispouted! I say it's episode 63 in the beginning but it's actually 64! F**k it! That's the type of realness you only get in HELL PASO's best podcart! News updates about my mum. Sobriety. And the machinations and slings and arrows of the week. TETANUS. Needles. Papercuts. OH MY! Listen and see! OR HEAR! Enjoy and thanks for listening ya audio creepers! Enjoy! Love you all! AL RATO VATO! ORALE!  --- Send in a voice...
Published 02/20/21
This one's personal. I give updates. Happy Valetine's Day, Jefa! BTW I say episode 62 but it's 63. Thanks for your support and listens. Love you all! Keep listening. AL RATO, VATO! ORALE! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/roaming-reignz/message
Published 02/13/21
HELLO EVERYBODY! AND WELCOME TO YOUR FAVORITE PODCAST FROM DOWN IN THE WEST TEXAS TOWN OF HELL PASO! YOUR FAVORITE RADIO HOUR, THE ROMAN REIGNZ PODCAST HOUR! I'M BACK LIVE AFTER A 3 WEEK HIATUS, AND 3 SHELVED EPISODES! HOPEFULLY YOU GUYS LIKED THE RESCUED LOST AUDIO, BUT i THINK i'M GOING TO DO THESE LIVE AGAIN! 3RD OR 4TH TIME'S THE CHARM! I HAD SOME VERY SHARP EPISODES RECORDED BUT I FIGURED, WHY RECORD FOR SOMEONE WHEN i'M ACTUALLY RECORDING THIS FOR ME! THIS IS MY F*****G CHOCOLATE...
Published 02/07/21
High there, oh ye faithful listeners! WELCOME TO EL PASO'S BEST MF'N PODCAST! R SQUARED. NOW WITH 87% MORE Z! Worry not! This week's episode is late, but better late than never! More rescued audio goodness, as I fix my funky fresh fly DO! Anyway, this is another thought to be lost audio of what is EPISODE 41! Recorded in late September 2020! FLY AND FRESH! So revisit the start of fall with me oh audio voyeurs and voyeurettes. Pre election, pre 2021, pre winter. Lots to talk about. Namely...
Published 01/31/21
HELL-OH! And welcome to a very special episode of EL PASO'S BEST MOTHERFUCKING PODCART:  ROAMING REIGNS! (F**K THE Z!) You can't keep a good motherfucker down! And on that note, enjoy a blast from the past! A rescued lost episode from SEPTEMBER 19,2020. This was one of two maybe 3 episodes I thought I lost! I think I got a good new setup now. A PODCART recording desk, a clamp for my mic, and more space! Anyway, listening back to this, REACHAROUND IS FAIR REPLAY! Or some such cliched b******t....
Published 01/23/21
HELLOW AND WELCOME TO EL PASO'S BEST MOTHERFUCKING PODCAST! THE  NOT SO AMATEUR GOLDEN HOUR OF PODCARTING! Welcome to episode 58 of the Roaming Reignz hour. WITH A Z. Everytime! Anyway, here there be contemplation  and contempt! So we kick off with a bit of PLAYOFF chat. Nicky's team the Ravens v the Bills. Then of course the PACK vs the Rams today! I give my predictions. Then I move on to introspection about other dead pods, shout out the homiez, and ask what I should call the listeners of...
Published 01/16/21
Hello and welcome to a very special episode of RR, your friendly neighborhood podcast. It's a somber one today. We lost a big name in the metal community. Alexi Laiho the lead singer, guitarist, founder, architect of Children of Bodom passed away late last year, and news of his passing made itself public earlier this week. Also, my friend Julie from the ANTHILL (OG) 13%er suffered a devastating loss, as her husband passed away from Covid 19. Here is the GOFUNDME link if you'd like to donate...
Published 01/09/21
MERRY NEW YEARZ! BEEF JERKY TIME!  IT's 2021! Hullo and welcome to HELL PASO's BEST motherfucking podcast, bar none, inimitable, undisputed. Period! It's the first of the year, first of the month! Except it's January 2nd. We made it! 2021! F**K BEST BUY!!! F**K EM! Also, there is a literal MIC DROP 8-10 minutes in so brace yourself! I rescued the audio, so no worries. I also have a lost episode cooking for the SPOTIFY original! WE ring in 2021 sober, not blottoed. No MJ, NO KEGGERZ! I...
Published 01/02/21
HELLO AND F**K 2020! It's your friendly neighborhood podcart. The last one of 2020. Been a long goddamn motherfucking year, right? I know. It's the post Christmas blues episode. 364 Days until next Christmas! HELL PASO's best motherfucking podcast returns for one last hurrah of 2020. The last RR episode this foul wretched year, and the last one of this decade. New decade, who dis? NEW YEAR NEW ME Y'ALL! This isn't one of those end of the year, New Year's resolutions. Well it's end of the...
Published 12/26/20
FELIZ NAVIDAD MOFOS! It's XMAS time in HELL PASO! This is the 2020 Christmas episode! I'm uploading this as THE NIGHT BEFORE is playing. It's a little longer than usual, just with my message of YULE TIDE CHEERZ tacked on to the end of this ep. Anyway, we open with some CHRISTMAS DIAMOND. King f*****g Diamond! Also, we open a CHRISTMAS CARD from some NEBRASKY HOMIEZ! I open it live on the air! I'm looking at that card right meow. Good stuff. Still time to get me yer address for a card, so if...
Published 12/19/20
QUE ROLLO, EVERYBODY! That means hello in Mexican! Welcome back to your friendly neighborhood bad ass motherfucking podcast. NO COFFEE AND RONA HERE. NO HOW TO SEDUCE A WOMAN DURING THE COVIDVERSE here. Just the best and most yucktastic podcart in Hell Paso, this side of the Rio Bravo. Down in the West Texas town of HELL PASO I got bit by a mosquito in DECEMBER! Also,  forgive the ATV racing around the block. This a*****e is always up bright and early doing laps in the neighborhood. It's...
Published 12/12/20
SEASONS GREETINGS homies and home girls. It's your PUPPET, your hook up, the most ONDA host in the barrio, vatos! Welcome to NATIONAL PUBLIC ROMAN RADIO, NPRR. ORALE! Anyway, howdy and welcome back to HELL PASO'S BEST podcast, the Roaming Reigns progrum! It's your humble narrator, back to fill you in on the season's yule tide festivities and shit. Starting it off with some Elvis CHRISTMAS music because why not? I'm a Beatles and Elvis fan so what? Everyone in the hood is! Today I lob a lot of...
Published 12/06/20
GREETINGS! Welcome back to HELL PASO's best motherfucking podcast bar none, undisputed! It's your humble, and mildly drugged and manic depressive friendly neighborhood host. We're back. There's still no disbursing of the RONA vaccine. Numbers of infected are up, our morgues and mobile morgues are oversaturated, so if you want a job hauling bodies come on down! It's less than one week until DIA DE ACCION DE GRACIAS, THANKSGIVING DAY! Lots to be thankful for. My mom turned 65 this week. Also,...
Published 11/21/20
Hellow everyone! I'm back this week with a Friday the 13th adjacent episode. It's actually Saturday the 14th of November when I record. Here we are, post election results, the universe correcting itself. I talk about what's going on with my Uncle's remains, and the COVID numbers for Hell Paso, which has seen a drastic spike in cases. I talk about my concerns and anxiety, and some hard conversations I've had with my mom bordering on morbid. I bring up Friday the 13th which I had on the tv...
Published 11/14/20
Rest In Peace Felipe Alvarado, beloved tio. Life, death, election results.  The yucks will return. Thanks for listening. I love you all. Al Rato. Orale.
Published 11/07/20
HAPPY HALLOWEEN BOO-OYS and GHOULS! HAHA Cryptkeeper style! Welcome to HELL PASO's SPOOKIEST M**********N' PODCAST, BAR NONE! UNDISPUTED! It is that day! Harvest Day. All HALLOW'S EVE! HALLOWEEN! Can someone tell the sun to f**k off? The leaves are changing, it smells like autumn, it smells like Halloween. But it also smells like a pandemic. At the top I give some news and updates on the doings and goings on during the pandemic, including LOCKDOWN HELL PASO part 2! I have Halloween 6 the...
Published 10/31/20