So good, you'd think you're painting with Bob Ross
Imagine, if you will, you step into a dimly lit room with beautiful tapestries strung from the cieling. In the center, illuminated by a single spotlight, are two canvases on easels and a man whom you cannot discern from a distance. Upon walking closer, you can just barely make out the soft sounds of a paintbrush sliding across a blank canvas, intermittently broken by the sloshing of water, and slapping of said brush on the easel. You've stepped close enough now to see the man to be Bob Ross, complete with his glorioius afro and baby blue button down. You continue to walk closer, stepping slowly as to not interrupt the master in his element, only to see a second figure standing just off to the right of Bob. you wonder, who could that be, but are too excited at the premise of receiving private lessons from mr. ross to care. you step closer still, suddenly the lights crash on, and Bob spins around. Instead of the goateed smile of the painter, the images of Bob fade like fog in the sun. You are instead greeted by the most Vandeham-ness grin and stare ever. It is none-other than the BDD himself, the MORE famouse and loved Ross...Ross Patterson. Your attention shifts momentarily to the figure to his right, who you now realize is the ever talented, funny, witty, and beautiful Jessie Wiseman. You feel a warmness in your stomach that you only ever feel being told by your dad he is proud of you, or from drinking an entire 5th of Leadslingers whiskey. You feel as though you are wrapped in your favorite woobie, when suddenly you jolt awake from your glorious daydream to realize you are driving to work, listening to The Ross Patterson Revolution Podcast. Yes. The RPR podcast is like recieving private painting lessons from Bob Ross, who actually turns out to be Ross Patterson. I can confirm this.Read full review »
Bob is Ross via Apple Podcasts · United States of America · 08/20/18
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Back in the day in the 90s we didn’t have fly dudes and dudettes like Ross and Jables to listen too. We had to kick it with our Jenco jeans and listen to whatever old single track was hot at the time. I gotta give hella props to these two because when you listen you’re like oh snap these are some...Read full review »
CHayes12 via Apple Podcasts · United States of America · 08/20/18
This show is hilarious and Ross does an okay job but let’s be honest...Jessie is the glue that holds this show together. Without her and her amazing data retrieval skills on google where would we be? Her up to the minute updates on crimes in the area keep me safe. Hopefully one day I can be part...Read full review »
David V. 1987 via Apple Podcasts · United States of America · 07/16/18
Better than the Drudge Report, keeps me current and laughing so much I have to slow the treadmill down!!
BurrellB via Apple Podcasts · United States of America · 08/30/18
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