Episodes
Halle and Alison talk their way through the terror to ruin A Quiet Place.
Published 04/30/24
Halle and Alison flip the switches and have some thoughts on the ending of Lights Out (2016).
Published 04/23/24
Halle and Alison talk about unprepared townspeople and where wolves are to ruin An American Werewolf in London (not Paris).
Published 04/16/24
Halle and Alison have an eeling that this sanatorium isn't what it seems when they ruin The Cure For Wellness.
Published 04/09/24
Halle and Alison urge you to stay out of the basement while they ruin Villains.
Published 04/02/24
Halle and Alison debate the realities of being a church organist while ruining Carnival of Souls.
Published 03/26/24
Halle and Alison get very invested in the asbestos removal industry to ruin Session 9.
Published 03/19/24
Halle and Alison wonder if a cockroach is god while they ruin Saint Maud.
Published 03/12/24
Halle and Alison race through the streets of Venice and consult a psychic to ruin Don't Look Now.
Published 03/05/24
Halle and Alison tackle a movie they have BOTH seen and, well, it's basically like any other episode. Enjoy as they ruin The Shining.
Published 02/27/24
Halle and Alison go from a crevasse to a cult to ruin The Empty Man.
Published 02/20/24
Halle and Alison say goodbye to the sun and hello to vampires to ruin 30 Days of Night.
Published 02/13/24
Halle and Alison sip sherry and sort out stalkers to ruin Black Christmas.
Published 02/06/24
Halle and Alison find neither books nor shadows while ruining Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2.
Published 01/30/24
Halle and Alison chase urban legends and art reviews to ruin 2021's Candyman.
Published 01/23/24
Halle and Alison get locked in the ultimate escape room to ruin Saw II.
Published 01/16/24
Halle and Alison check themselves into the hospital to ruin Halloween II.
Published 01/09/24
Halle and Alison go party in the mines to ruin My Bloody Valentine (1981).
Published 12/19/23
Halle and Alison try to keep track of over twenty dancers in danger to ruin Climax.
Published 12/12/23
Halle and Alison sit down for a super chill party game to ruin Talk to Me.
Published 12/05/23
Halle and Alison debate their solo survival skills to ruin The Night Eats The World.
Published 11/28/23
Raw
Halle and Alison learn a little about animals and a lot about humans while they ruin Raw.
Published 11/21/23
Halle and Alison creep and leap and glide and slide for 1988’s The Blob.
Published 11/14/23
Halle and Alison kick off They Ate month with the frontiersman cannibals in Ravenous.
Published 11/07/23