Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! Things get weird this week as the Sailor Senshi learn that Chibiusa has a secret! Will their curiosity be sated in time so they can stop the latest plot by the Dead Moon Circus? In this episode, we discuss the history of koi in Japan, koinobori, komainu, and "paku paku taberu". We also talk about scary clowns, sticking to bits, Lesbian Hill, a table of virgins, the Catfish Wizard, Victoria's Little Secret, horse lingo, glaring at a pond, getting Quinted, dribble takes, being koi, the value of bottom feeding, Kooky City, failing a Pokemon quiz, scary dried squid grandma, bad ringos, and fishtaur! All you need is koi! We're on iTunes and your listening platform of choice! Please subscribe and give us a rating and a review! Arigato gozaimasu! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sailor-noob/id1486204787 Answer this week's show question on Spotify! Become a patron of the show and get access to our Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon live-action show and our Animedification podcast! http://www.patreon.com/sailornoob Put Sailor Noob merch on your body! http://justenoughtrope.threadless.com Sailor Noob is a part of the Just Enough Trope podcast network. Check out our other shows about your favorite pop culture topics and join our Discord! http://www.twitter.com/noob_sailor http://www.justenoughtrope.com http://www.instagram.com/noob_sailor https://discord.gg/49bzqdpBpx Buy us a Kōhī on Ko-Fi! https://ko-fi.com/justenoughtrope