Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! Sailor Moon takes the fight to Nehellenia this week as the curse looms over Mamoru. But when the Sailor Senshi are scattered across multiple worlds, they'll find themselves at the mercy of the Queen of the Dead Moon! In this episode, we discuss the history of basketball in Japan. We also talk about German titles, astrology-based superpowers, BTTF rules,...

Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! The tension persists this week as the Sailor Senshi ponder the strange events in Tokyo! Can they solve their dilemma before Mamoru is lost to evil? In this episode, we discuss Einstein's travels in Japan. We also talk about weird advent calendars, diagnosing teenagerism, Tyhpoid Usagi, Naru/Umino paint, a rash of lazenings, golden eye-based infidelity, bad...

Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! The treachery continues this week as Nehellenia expands her dark power through the reflections of Tokyo! Can the Sailor Senshi find a way to meet this overwhelming new challenge or is the world in for a new dark age? In this episode, we discuss the learning English in Japan. We also talk about junior boomers, Myler: The Real Enemy, bootleg "Just Shoot Me",...

Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! Sailor Noob is back for a new season of Sailor Moon as Usagi and friends begin their high school adventures! While Chibiusa gets stuck in the 20th century by a mysterious starfall, the Outer Senshi learn the hard way that trouble is brewing and some evils don't stay dead! In this episode, we discuss the Japanese concept of wabi-sabi. We also talk about...

Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! An era of Sailor Moon comes to a close this week as we deliver a double-sized episode of Moon Crisis goodness! First, Ami is the greatest student in Japan, but is she being stalked by a close rival? Then, when a whimsical, candy-based menace threatens to destroy Earth, the Sailor Senshi will have to resist the lure of childish dreams or be consumed by...

Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! This week, we finally put Sailor Moon SuperS in the rearview mirror and do our best to prove scientifically why we had such a bad time over the last 39 epiosdes. We also talk about the highs and glaring lows of the season, picking the bones, table-flipping moments, the Stephanie Meier of horse fic, the benefit of lemures, wearing Fish on Fridays, doing the...

Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! The staggering conclusion arrives this week as Sailor Moon and Sailor Chibi Moon clash with Queen Nehellenia while the fate of the world hangs in the balance. Can the Sailor Senshi overcome their weaknesses or will Earth fall to a legacy of darkness and rage? In this episode, we discuss Japan's most famous peak, Mount Fuji. We also talk about feeling like...

Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! It's the penultimate episode of Sailor Moon SuperS this week, as the Deam Moon Circus holds sway over Tokyo! Can Chibiusa and Helios tap the power of beautiful dreams to once and for all rid the world of Nehellenia's rage? In this episode, we discuss the history of the Buddhist temple Todai-ji. We also talk about golden revivals, cupolas and peristyles and...

Sometimes we need a break from the day-to-day, and that's when we go on Shore Leave! Shore Leave is our monthly series where we kick back and talk about some of the Sailor Moon and anime-adjacent topics that are on our minds. A real chill-out zone where ideas can hang out and do whatever. And now we're live every Wednesday night at 7pm central on Twitch! This week, we're talking about Sugamo, the Harajuku for grandmas, and Hideo Itokawa, the Dr. Rocket of Japan! What do we think about when...

Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! The threshold is obliterated this week as the origin of the Amazoness Quartet is brought to light! With Helios and Chibiusa in Nehellenia's grasp, do the Sailor Senshi have the courage to save the world? In this episode, we discuss the history of psychology and psychoanalysis in Japan. We also talk about Cowardway, the secrets of the Lemon Dance, Val Venis,...

Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! Things get legendarily dark this week as Queen Nehelenia reveals her secret past and her connection to Pegasus! Plus, there's nothing more dangerous than a bored teenager as the Amazoness Quarter plan a daring heist! In this episode, we discuss Ishiwaka prefecture, Wajima Morning Market, the Senmaida Rice Terraces, and body sushi. We also talk about sticker...

Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! We're back for an new year of Sailor Moon action! The Sailor Senshi have made it to the heart of the Dead Moon Circus, but will the curtain fall before they can save Chibiusa? In this episode, we discuss Kinkaku-ji, Ginkaku-ji. the Onin War, and sand gardens. We also talk about Playing Roblox, punching a horse, slapping ornaments, Poochieing out, Navajodin,...

Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! The end begins this week as the Sailor Senshi come face to face with the assembled Amazoness Quartet! Can our heroes bring an end to the devastation of Tokyo or will they be eclipsed by the Dead Moon? In this episode, we discuss the history of video games in Japan, the Atari Shock, Super Famicom, the Mega Drive, the ongoing Console War, Shigeru Miyamoto,...

Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! This week, children become adults at a coming-of-age ceremony! But will the Amazonesses bring the curtain down on the Sailor Senshi? In this episode, we discuss the history of cats in Japan, as well as the bakeneko, nekomata, neko-musume, maneki-neko, and the kasha. We also talk about good sweat vs. bad sweat, golf for lunch, white Minako, helium scarcity,...

Sometimes we need a break from the day-to-day, and that's when we go on Shore Leave! Shore Leave is our monthly series where we kick back and talk about some of the Sailor Moon and anime-adjacent topics that are on our minds. A real chill-out zone where ideas can hang out and do whatever. And now we're live every Wednesday night at 7pm central on Twitch! This week, we're talking about Halloween in Shibuya and the amazing Thunderbolt Fantasy! #savethemarimo Join Kaliban on Twitch weekdays...

Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! Things get weird this week as the Sailor Senshi learn that Chibiusa has a secret! Will their curiosity be sated in time so they can stop the latest plot by the Dead Moon Circus? In this episode, we discuss the history of koi in Japan, koinobori, komainu, and "paku paku taberu". We also talk about scary clowns, sticking to bits, Lesbian Hill, a table of...

Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! The other horseshoe drops this week as Pegasus's secrets are revealed! But there's no time to contemplate them when Usagi and Chibiusa finds their roles reversed...literally! In this episode, we discuss Himiko, Wa, Empress Jingu, and oni-do. We also talk about the Simple Jack cut, magical dream cancer, boob towers, Scrappy Doo-ing it, Chibi Usagi and Dai...

Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! Dreams and friendships hang in the balance this week as Pegasus goes missing! Can Chibiusa defeat VesVes on her own, or will she crash and burn? In this episode, we discuss jitensha, Thomas Stevens, mamachari, and bike laws in Japan. We also talk about evil realtors, how modems work, "snappy guys", Senor Wences, Rei-ning men, Milton Berle cameos, Sailor...

Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! We take off on a wing, a prayer, and a dream this week as the girls meet a starving artist! Will Mr. Kamoi be able to resist the temptation to sell out or will CereCere own his soul? In this episode, we discuss sumi-e or Japanese ink painting. We also talk about cyborg fruit, Donald Duck hats, sketchy chic, failed cold reads, weird fountains, transformation...

Sometimes we need a break from the day-to-day, and that's when we go on Shore Leave! Shore Leave is our monthly series where we kick back and talk about some of the Sailor Moon and anime-adjacent topics that are on our minds. A real chill-out zone where ideas can hang out and do whatever. And now we're live every Wednesday night at 7pm central on Twitch! This week, we're talking about the AI idols and celebrity scandals and the Hiropon Meth Panic! No tricks, all treats! Join Kaliban on...

Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! This week, Juban Elementary gets more active as the Big Athletic Meet approaches! Can Chibiusa and Kyusuuke overcome their insecurities before they take more than they can bear? In this episode, we discuss pole vaulting in Japan and Hiroki Ogita. We also talk about Sumomomomomomomomo, stool talk, belated PSAs, borrowed piss, mina-sama, misters all, Kid...

Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! This week, Makoto and Minako put their friendship to the test when they clash over a new crush! Will they mend fences and power up in time or will they find themselves meeting a bizarre and final end? In this episode, we discuss kawaii culture in Japan, Helloy Kitty, and Saeko Matsuda. We also talk about being held back because of time loops, administrator...

Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! Usagi and Chibi are down-in-the-mouth this week as they find out they've got cavity trouble! Can they restore their dental health before PallaPalla brings the house down? In this episode, we discuss hamigaki or "tooth brushing" and William Clarke Eastlake. We also talk about CG anime, the Mirror of Hall, Cranberry Apple Zinger, the ghost of a mouth,...