Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! An era of Sailor Moon comes to a close this week as we deliver a double-sized episode of Moon Crisis goodness! First, Ami is the greatest student in Japan, but is she being stalked by a close rival? Then, when a whimsical, candy-based menace threatens to destroy Earth, the Sailor Senshi will have to resist the lure of childish dreams or be consumed by evil! In this episode, we discuss cram school in Japan, wagashi, yogashi, and togashi. We also talk about keeping up with the Tsukinos, earning the PG-13, being mer-curious, Japan stans, a MEXT divided against itself, being viciously loved, pastry-themed group therapy, rueing Pururu, Snoke vs. Snape, jiggling candy boys, underboob smash, Undertaker no-sell power, the Robert Towne of anime, kitchen sinking it, a Lady Bird situation, a Black Mercy moment, and Japanese Jeff Foxworthy! I vant to suck your planet! We're on iTunes and your listening platform of choice! Please subscribe and give us a rating and a review! Arigato gozaimasu! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sailor-noob/id1486204787 Answer this week's show question on Spotify! Become a patron of the show and get access to our live-action PGSM, Animedification, Utena, and Evangelion podcasts! http://www.patreon.com/sailornoob Put Sailor Noob merch on your body! http://justenoughtrope.threadless.com Sailor Noob is a part of the Just Enough Trope podcast network. Check out our other shows about your favorite pop culture topics and join our Discord! http://www.twitter.com/noob_sailor http://www.justenoughtrope.com http://www.instagram.com/noob_sailor https://discord.gg/49bzqdpBpx Buy us a Kōhī on Ko-Fi! https://ko-fi.com/justenoughtrope