"She released a phantom clear vinyl, which is only availible at Target. I don't collect vinyls, but I could just... put it on display. It'll probably be an impulsive purchase, along with that weighted dinosaur plushie I bought last month.... *nervous laughter*." "PAPOW PEW PEW PSHHDEHIUEHWFNSSHHHH POW and those other explosion noises." "Yeah, the- the- the machine thingy. That's what we're calling it for now." "Did you guys see the black dog in the music video? Yeah, that's my favorite part." ‼️ Trigger Warning: After I talk about my Swiftie origin story, I do talk about how Taylor uses some drug and alcohol metaphors in her new songs, so if that's a hard topic for anyone to listen to, I suggest that you don't listen to that segment. I am not trying to influence anybody in any sort of negative way, I just felt like it was necessary to address that some of the metaphors she uses aren't always the best. ‼️ How many of you are HYPED UP about Taylor Swift's new album! Or should I say, ✨double album✨? I know I am- considering I let out a bloodcurdling scream when she announced it during the Grammys (ask my family, they could hear it from across the house! 😳). In this episode, your favorite tortured poet, Juniperheart, talks about the new album, the Fortnight music video, new collaborators and duet tracks, and much more, including a more detailed version of how she became a Swiftie! Oh, and of course we can't leave without asking the question of the day- or two. Question of the day #1: What are your favorite songs from TTPD? Mine are definitely Fortnight, Clara Bow, So Long, London (even though it's very sad), Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus, and The Tortured Poets Department. Question of the day #2: What's your favorite thing about spring? Or for my listeners in the Southern hemisphere, your favorite thing about winter? I love being able to go on hikes or bike rides in spring... and the flower-shaped cookies they offer at Panera Bread. :) And finally, I have my first episode that's at a thousand plays already! Thank you guys so much for all the support on my ukulele parody. I hope you guys have a great day, and enjoy the Tortured Poets Department! 🩶~Juniperheart~ Email me at: [email protected] Follow my Spotify: {⭐︎junipers.jams⭐︎}