Episodes
"She released a phantom clear vinyl, which is only availible at Target. I don't collect vinyls, but I could just... put it on display. It'll probably be an impulsive purchase, along with that weighted dinosaur plushie I bought last month.... *nervous laughter*." "PAPOW PEW PEW PSHHDEHIUEHWFNSSHHHH POW and those other explosion noises." "Yeah, the- the- the machine thingy. That's what we're calling it for now." "Did you guys see the black dog in the music video? Yeah, that's my favorite...
Published 04/20/24
"Uhm, Juniperheart, why are you talking about Darktail face painting and Breezepelt teaching a kindergarten class and hogging all the juice boxes? Isn't that what Warrior Cats DON'T do?" Well, to answer your question, random person that has gotten ahold of my laptop and somehow typed two sentences in the description of this episode, that's because... I'm back with another episode!.. after catching a winter cold (womp womp womp!) and having rehearsals again. Anyways, this was a super fun...
Published 03/13/24
It's been a long time coming... see what I did there? ;) Anyways, yes, it's been a very long time since I've recorded an episode. I know you guys probably thought I was dead, not responding to emails, and how did I not see your new comments and reviews? They were so nice :). It's been over two months now since I recorded an episode, and I did so much in that time- I helped my family out for the holidays and for New Year's, had a band concert (which meant I practiced my trombone like...
Published 01/31/24
hip, hip, hooray! HAPPY BIRTHDAAAY TO YOOOUUU... HAPPY BIRTHDAAAY TO YOOOUUU... HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR SCALES AND TAILS A WINGS OF FIRE AND WARRIORS PODCAAAST... HAPPY BIRTHDAAAY TOOO YOOOOOUUU!! 🥳💗 AND HOPEFULLYYY MANY MOOOOREEEEEEE 🤪 In this episode, you can expect many fun things collected from over the past full year- ukulele songs, cringey fanfictions, podcast statistics, and so many fun things. I had a BLAST recording this episode. And... wowzers.. we're finally at 1 year!...
Published 11/24/23
This is my first upload in nearly three weeks. Wow. I apologize for taking a break, as my life has been busy- with two weeks of rehearsals preparing for tech, then tech week, then opening night (and closing night), then not knowing what to do with my first free week (no rehearsal, no after-school commitments, nothing!). I tried to make a podcast, but since I haven't picked up a Wings of Fire or Warriors book (I'm trying to focus on uploading more Wings of Fire/Warriors content rather...
Published 11/19/23
are we out of the woods? is the blank space not blank anymore? did she finally shake it off her to-do list? yes! 1989 tAyLoR's VeRsIoN is finally here!! yaaay :) see what I did there? 😉 anyways, in this episode, I talk about some of my "swiftie phases" and rank some of the songs from the album. 1989 is my all-time favorite t-swizzle album. also, I was originally going to do this Friday- but then we had a halloween party (which was fun), couldn't do it Saturday because I had NO FREE TIME...
Published 10/31/23
HEY EVERYONE! :D IT'S ME, YOUR FAVORITE AND YOUR ONLY HOST JUNIPERHEART. WHY AM I TALKING IN ALL CAPS? THIS IS HIGHLY unprofessional. oookay, I'm off of caps lock (phew). AnYwAys... in this episode, I share my experience from when I "met" Tui T. Sutherland... on Zoom (it's not really Zoom, it was some sort of third-party website that Barnes and Noble made lol 😀). From the coloring book- illustrated by someone you may not be expecting- to the VIP guests we saw. I ramble about pretty much...
Published 10/21/23
"meh llama jama ding dong" -Wishpool, October 2023 "I can speak 8 languages (English English-Gibberish, Gibberish, Spanish, Spanish-Gibberish, French-Gibberish, Italian-Gibberish, Russian-Gibberish)" -Juniperheart, October 2023 "My eyes are brown when they want to be" -Juniperheart, October 2023 (and for clarification, I said this while we weren't recording) "It's not me llamo, it's me llama jama ding dong" -Wishpool, October 2023 have a great day... eh he he. ~Juniperheart~ Email me...
Published 10/11/23
very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very huge headphone warning, as we do get very very very very very very very very very very loud in certain parts of this episode (aka like, every single minute of this episode 🤧). Peril is now preppy, Riptide's a jock, and Deathbringer has become a very odd janitor. On top of that, Sky's forcing everyone on the student...
Published 10/10/23
yup, as it says in the title, I'll be updating you on things like why there's been soooooo freaking many audio cuts in recent episodes (ahwfegoeufig my microphone), my upload schedule, et cetera. thank you all for your never-ending patience and understanding. I'm not kidding when I say I appreciate you. qotd: what are you going as for halloween/what are you doing for halloween? (ik I should probably be asking this at a later time.. but I'm super excited for halloween eeeeeek) have a...
Published 10/07/23
Side note(s): -There are two times where the audio blips out, and that was not me being silent (that was my sassy microphone) -I recorded this on a Monday and published it on a Thursday, because I just decided it wasn't anything that needed to be published as soon as possible. If you're like me and you're in drama club, then you might know you spend 7,823,074,803,967 hours on stage... which, with a podcast that uploads weekly, does not mix. The decimal does not terminate (sorry, I did...
Published 10/06/23
✨tHeY sAy I dId SoMeThInG bAd BuT wHy'S iT fEeL sO gOoOoD✨ We interrupt this description that all "sponsors" in this episode are fake and are completely a joke. Though the floor is an awesome human creation. We interrupt this description AGAIN with another couple disclaimers: ~This episode literally took me a while to create, and took a couple of days to record the audio alone, so I'd really appreciate if y'all could listen to the episode! :) ~Some of these OC names are not original...
Published 09/19/23
Wow, we've finally hit 40 episodes- and on top of that, 13,000 plays! I want to thank you guys so much. You all are the reason why I have gotten this far in my podcasting journey. :D In this episode I talk about why I love Wings of Fire so much, why it is an important part of my personality, on top of why EVERYONE (yes, including you!!) should read Wings of Fire. Sorry if my voice sounds groggy and very tired, I got back from a vacation the same day I recorded this. I'm also a little...
Published 08/31/23
(quick disclaimer: if you hear any weird noises, that's my microphone being very naughty) (quick disclaimer numero dos: if you hear any sounds like water running during the outro, the shower was running.... :D?) I apologize for this getting postponed, I took a very spur-of-the moment break. So, I guess this is 3 specials in 1! I collected so many questions from friends, family, and you guys, my listeners. All the questions took up two full pages in my notebook! I want to thank y'all for so...
Published 08/20/23
In this episode, your host Juniperheart, sits down and calmly ranks cats- well, except for the whole Tigerstar the First thingy (but we're not going to pay much attention to that 😅)- and explain why I like them. If you want to use the tier I made, just go to https://tiermaker.com/create/warrior-cats-characters-498661 and rank your own cats. Who is your favorite Warrior cat? Type a comment/review and tell me! :) Have a great day. ~Juniperheart~ Email me at:...
Published 08/19/23
Quick side note: Once again, I want to thank you all for 10,000 plays! This is a huge accomplishment, so to celebrate, I'm doing a huge Q & A! You don't have to worry about asking questions relating to Wings of Fire or Warriors. However, please refrain from asking any inappropriate/very personal questions, as those will not be answered. If you don't have access to Google, then you can leave an Apple Podcasts review, drop a comment on Spotify, or send me and email! Those are all ways you...
Published 07/31/23
Lately, I've noticed a lot of my episodes have been really serious and/or chaotic, so in this episode your host, Juniperheart, rambles about anything (and everything) while making some jewelry! This episode is pretty long, so I suggest you find something to do to occupy your time while listening. I did make another bracelet while I wasn't recording, but that will be shown on the cover. Comment your favorite piece of jewelry that I made :). ✨nObOdY lIkEs PeEtA mElLaRk✨ hehe, yeah. Before I...
Published 07/24/23
(if you're on Spotify, check out the cover art of Pit Viper) For your second free provided piece of context, we did not eat the metaphorical OC steak, though Wishpool is on the verge of doing that. ;) ANYWAYSSS.... in this episode, your host, Juniperheart, brings back her bestie Wishpool for some ✨very chaotic✨ OC roasting. It'S aN oC bArBeCuE! Sorry if we were terribly loud during the ASMR break and about every single other segment of this episode. Before I give out a few shoutouts,...
Published 07/12/23
⚠️‼️trigger warning: mentions of bullying and anthropomorphism‼️⚠️ This is one of the biggest debates in the Warriors fandom right now, and in this episode, your host, Juniperheart shares her perspective of this debate, along with a couple of experiences. Like I said before, society has tried to "label" us so much today, and instead of seeing that we view the storyline of Warriors as something great, they see that we identify as the cats from the books. (Keep in mind that I am a full...
Published 07/04/23
(Like I mentioned before, The Hunger Games is a very dark series involving death and other dark concepts, so if you get provoked by those easily, then I suggest you don't listen to this episode. Well, if you want some serious laughs when Juniperheart sings some very odd songs, then stick around! :D) Moon treating her wounds with grass and water? Luna and Swordtail fighting constantly over supplies? Clay suffering from... starvation?! This doesn't sound like any Wings of Fire book you've read...
Published 06/22/23
I didn't read my Apple Podcasts reviews like I did in the Mother's Day Special, but I'm still rambling about the awesome, amazing, kind and caring fathers in Wings of Fire and Warriors! Like I said, go give your dad, grandfather, uncle, or your eighteenth cousin-twice-removed-thirty-eight-year-old cousin Doug. They probably provide a lot for your family. By the way, shoutout to my dad, Dadpaw! He's a very kind man and a very humble and honorable person. Go listen to Warriors For Dads 101, the...
Published 06/18/23
Let's be honest- social media consumes so much of our lives now. Many kids, teens, and even adults who have access to a screen usually spend lots of time on social media. We're either messaging our friends on SnapChat, checking our feed on Instagram, or scrolling through meaningless videos on TikTok (I seriously hope it gets banned soon because there is so much toxic content on it...). So, in this episode, your host Juniperheart has put together a a list of creative hobbies and nice things...
Published 06/18/23
(TRIGGER WARNING: DEATH!) Well, we can all agree this was quite an odd and hilarious way to celebrate getting to 5,000 and 6,000 plays.... reading my old fanfiction was actually kind of fun, though! It's cool to see how my writing's changed over the years. As you can tell, I was very committed to writing this, and even started a little trilogy for it. Since this episode was an hour+, it took me many hours to record and I even had to go into the next day to finish it, so I'd appreciate it if...
Published 06/14/23
⚠️Please note that all of these opinions are based off of what I think and are definitely NOT meant to offend anyone!⚠️ (Also, don't come after me for anything I say, please :D) In this episode, I'm going to be doing a little ramble sharing 10 of my opinions about Warriors. From characters to the manga (whaaat?), you may be hearing a lot. Do you agree with any of my opinions? If so, you can leave a review or a comment. Do you have any opinions you'd like to share? Well, go ahead and share...
Published 06/12/23