Episodes
WE ARE BACK BITCHESSSSSS blame claire, shes a s*****r. Sorry we so late but not gonna lie its a good ep! Regular sceduled programming will continue!!!
Published 02/01/21
Published 02/01/21
Holy shit I died editing this episode. Me and Mimi were really vibing!! Claire takes note of what she needs for her next BF!  We die on the fact that Miranda scream orgasms, does anyone really do that? And F**K ME does the tartini look delicious. Mark my words, this my fav ep!
Published 12/13/20
Hey guys!!! I have no idea how me and mimi kept it so brief this week! We speak about ICE CREAMMM, why does Carrie keep setting her friends up with cocks???, and what kind of idiot monster would shit in the en-suite bathroom before bed - tis a mystery.
Published 12/06/20
I'm so sorry its late guys!!!  This episode we call out SATC for making light of domestic abuse, we die over the word SAUSAGE, and go on a thousand tangents cause we hated this episode!
Published 12/02/20
Welcome everyone to Season 2!!!! Feat my fav cover art so far!! This week we talk about break up rules one MUST follow. What the f**k did they do to Miranda in this episode?? And if its wrong to whip out a dildo during sex, then Mimi dont wanna be right
Published 11/22/20
Hey Guys!!! We've finished Season 1, can you believe it!!!! As we overshared some of Jasmines funny stories, we decided to invite her on so she can overshare her own - and f**k me does she over share! We all share TMI this ep as we all had a bottle of wine each, and told HILARIOUS sex stories, bitched about people from our past, and cringy things we said as teenagers that still kill us to this day!!!! What a f*****g cracker of an ep!!!
Published 11/15/20
Hello!!!! What a wonderful final episode!!!! Surprise JAZ music for you all!
Published 11/01/20
Woo Woo Woooooo Another ep where Claire is quite drunk and tries to make sense!!! Altho we do talk the worst IBS farts of our life ( the famous dog poo fart), bleeding on your boyfriends dick, and how Carrie is a f*****g annoying scab. WAHOOOOOOOOOO Sorry the ep is late, its my cats birthday, and i had other shit to do soz, love u
Published 10/25/20
Hello!!!!!! Sex and the Sips Tea SUNDAY!!!!!!! This week Mimi is on the motherhood rampage defending mothers everywhere, Claire pretends she knows what its like to be a Mom by likening the relationship Mimi has with her flock of children, to the relationship she has with her cat. (Shout out to Pinecones first birthday next sunday!!!) We discuss stolen baby names, grandparents turning in their grave, and Claire and her best friend Jay pooping in a dive bar whilst holding hands! Wahoooooo Oh...
Published 10/17/20
Helloooo! Sorry for the week off, it's all Claire's fault as she got drunk during the first attempt at recording and had to go to bed! See if you notice when she suddenly sobers up ( Hint, i think its about 55min mark!) But this week, Mimi and Claire turn a shit episode of SATC into a hilarious episode for the pod!!! We talk bad breath, female masturbation, and how normal it is to be covered in your best friends pussy juice and have no issues with such a thing!!!
Published 10/11/20
Could this be our shortest episode ever? Perhaps! Did Claire have to edit out a lot of Mimi eating into the mic?? DEFFO! This week is all about THREESOMES!!  Turns out if you see three dogs at once in the park, it means those who are closest to you are having a threesome. Soz we don't make the rules! Go ask your partner if they've had a threesome, try not to strangle them with their own tie though if they say yes. SEX AND THE SIPS TEA SUNDAY WOOOOO
Published 09/27/20
Welcome back to Sex and the Sips Tea SUNDAY!!! This week we talk about Big being a wanker (AS PER!!) Carrie being annoying (Of course!!!), and .... biscuits?  From handbras to huge ass poniesssss, come chit chat with us about the best show ever!!!!
Published 09/20/20
Welcome back to Sex and the Sips Tea Sundayyy! This week we discuss first date sex, kink shaming spank porn, and why the f**k does Carrie always shag on the floor??????
Published 09/13/20
Welcome back to Sex and the Sips Tea!! Sorry it's late! We upload every Sunday - but alas, was delayed this week oops! Today we talk a lot about Cabbage (uh ok?), flying on cherry pickers, small hats, dumb feather boas, and sex for money, whats the problem????? We also say the C word a lot - soz if u hate it.
Published 09/07/20
Welcome back to OUR LONGEST EP YET, OOPS! This is one of our favourite episodes, which is mainly down to Twenty - Something Sam!!! What a jam packed epppp, full of up the butt ponderings, drip drying after a wee, and we answer the age old question; can you use toilet paper in place of a coffee filter?? Come with us and find out - oooOoOOoo!
Published 08/30/20
Episode 3! Bay of Married Pigs.  Today Claire and Mimi discuss feminist issues, pepper grinder dicks,  'the marrying guy', and SNOW CONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Spoilers as per usual.
Published 08/26/20
Welcome back to Sex and the Sips Tea!!!! As usual there will be some spoilers in this episode! We discuss episode 02 of Sex and the City - Models & Mortals! From the belittler Mr Big to Gross creepy Barclay, the sexism between male and female models, and how disappointed we are in our girl Sam! Join us as we do a deep dive into the best show ever made!!
Published 08/24/20
Welcome to our FIRST EPISODE!!!! Mimi and Claire have been wanting to do this for AGES! So we are super happy the time has finally come. In this ep we discuss the first episode of Sex and the City! From Skippers curls to Mirandas blazer, Carries shite apartment to shite Carrie in general! Join us for sister chit chat about our FAV show!!
Published 08/23/20