☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ What are your thoughts on bringing your toys to Bonetown? Are you a fan of spicing it up with some vibes, plugs, etc.? Or do you prefer the au natural, body-only approach? What do you do if you’re into these toys and your partner is not, or vice versa? This week we hear about all your freaky deaky bedroom enhancements. I found this convo especially engaging because I'm designing my own sex toy company! My mother continues to go viral, this time in the New York...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ What is your comfort level with choking the chicken and flicking the bean in front of your partner? Is it a sexy way to connect? Or just too much?? Mom says it varies by partner and changes over time. I say that I'm down anytime and anywhere...especially if it involves Spanish. Mom goes braless and finally receives the publicity she deserves from her favorite publications, The Mirror, The Sun, and NY Post. We delve into how to prep and design a memorable first...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ You wake up on your birthday...You think to yourself, I'm another year older, another wiser, wait...what's that?...is someone going down on me?! Are you into morning bday head from your partner? What rituals do you carry forward each year around the sun? We hear all your sneaky bday secrets from doggie-style whiskey shots to ball stretching! In other news, I support two fearful fliers on a plane and Mom meets a new celebrity friend in the supermarket. Please...

Today we’re sharing a clip from The Horny Housewife, a hilarious and oh-so-informative podcast from the Pleasure Podcasts Network. Your host Jordyn Hakes is raw, unfiltered, and a bit salacious. She discusses all things sex and the realities of marriage. She answers YOUR burning questions while always protecting anonymity. Find out more and where to follow Jordyn at www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com. Today's clip features two listener questions: 1) How much oral “should” you be partaking in?...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ If you're not vanilla, then what are you? We dive into all your freaky sex flavors from rocky road to deep-fried mushroom. I attend a literal shit party with influencers. Mom stalks Doja Cat. We introduce a new segment, Celebs We Do NOT Look Like. Mom takes a valium and attends one of my business meetings. I make friends with an exterminator. Please support our show and get discounts on our favorite brands by using our sponsors' links here! UBERLUBE – UberLube is...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ We're joined by none other than Kiki Said So and Medinah Monroe, the comedians and hosts behind the Cocktales: Dirty Discussions podcast. We get into our WEIRDEST sex stories. We share tales involving grown kids walking in on our threesome, spooky seance sex, and farting on someone's head. What would you do if your partner falls asleep during sex? Would you keep going? Mom tells us about a man who truly loves balloons. Check out our special guests and members of...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Turn the lights down low because we're getting romantic! This week we explore our/your most romantic experiences, from meeting in a hotel room in total darkness to fancy solo sex...complete with a monocle? In other news, I got naked with ants. Mom was propositioned $$ to stand in heels for 7 minutes. Enjoy! Please support our show and get discounts on our favorite brands by using our sponsors' links here! UBERLUBE – UberLube is our favorite lube! Perfect for oral,...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Every week we try to give back, and this week we're giving back by offering our best FREE pet-training advice. We're answering all your animal questions from pillowfucking to tampon-eating dogs. In other news, my mom is constantly showing up on my phone's background and humiliating me. She gets a little upset that she wasn't invited to my pancake party. I'm also seeing a butt doctor. Please support our show and get discounts on our favorite brands by using our...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ What do you do immediately after a juicy bone sesh? Do you roll over and fall asleep? Hop in the shower for a nice rubdown? Release all your flatulence and run naked in the backyard? We are sharing our post-sex rituals and hearing all about your sneaky ways. I describe my recent Vegas trip, complete with a sexy hotel room and gnarly sushi. Mom tells us a tale about someone who went through airport security with something remarkable tucked inside of themselves....

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ You guys know, we're constantly complaining about our medical issues. To repay you for all your patience with our anxiety, we're flipping the script and offering our armchair medical advice* for all YOUR ailments. We're answering questions like, Is rimming hygienic? and I have a penis the size of a zucchini and a few warts on it… should I be concerned? *Please note that we have ZERO medical training and our advice is highly unqualified and should NOT be followed.*...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Imagine this: You're with a new partner, everything's going well, things are getting hot and heavy, and then BOOM! You've climaxed a bit sooner than anticipated. We've all been there. This week we hear your stories about sex that lasted less than 60 seconds. We also watch a clip of the most uncomfortable TV show we've seen in a long time, Milf Manor. Plus, we also learn about a new sex move called the Grapefruit Technique. Yum! Please support our show and get...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ I got squirting lessons at a sex expo. Mom is convinced that I was completely duped by a fraud sexpert. We also debate about happy-ending massages. Would you let it unfold if your masseuse started touching your mountains and molehills? My mom gets a little BDSM from her acupuncturist. She also pitches everyone on her million-dollar business idea: Hot Pink Anal Bleach. Please support our show and get discounts on our favorite brands by using our sponsors' links...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ What would you do if you caught someone sniffing your panties? How awkward is it for you the first time you have sex with someone? How do you get your mojo back after having kids? These are some of your sneaky a$$ questions that we're diving into this week. My mom farts during a massage, and I meet an 85-year-old man at a sex party. Please support our show and get discounts on our favorite brands by using our sponsors' links here! UBERLUBE – UberLube is our...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Have you ever walked in on someone doing the dirty? Did they scream for you to get out? Did they invite you to join in? We hear all your sneaky stories from missed threesomes to seeing your entire family f*cking. We also talk about mom's pissing in the ocean, her cockblocking me, and of course, masturbation monkeys. Please support our show and get discounts on our favorite brands by using our sponsors' links here! DIPSEA – Want to get turned on? Dipsea is an audio...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Interested in some backdoor lovin'? We crowdsource your secrets to success and all the missteps that we need to avoid. We learn about helpful techniques and accessories (e.g, Prostate toys, arousal oils, butt plugs) and unhelpful accoutrement (e.g., A cup of water). We leave no stone unturned, all the way down to licking dingleberries. Mom also educates me on male alligator's erections. Enjoy! Please support our show and get discounts on our favorite brands by...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ How do you indicate to your partner that you're ready to go to Bonetown? Do you light some candles? Share some code words? Start moo-ing? We share all your sneaky signals to get your freak on. We wish you all a wonderful holiday season. We're so grateful to be a part of your family! Please support our show and get discounts on our favorite brands by using our sponsors' links here! CALM – Our favorite mental wellness app! Learn how to meditate and destress from...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ How far would you go for some Grade A sex? We're ending the year by admitting how far we've traveled to get it in. Some of you Sneaky Freaks have flown across the world for it, and others of you require your lovers to come to you. My mom explains that if you want to be with her, you have to EARN it. As we wrap up this year, we want to thank all of you for being a part of our freaky family. We've loved getting to know you this year, and we cannot wait to see what...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ "I need you to dick me down good." "If you keep being sassy, you'll get a spanking." "So...You wanna f**k?" What is your go-to line when sexting? We share our best tips and tricks, like "Cam's Countdown," and learn some new one-liners from you. Also, we debate what sexting is – flirty texts to get you in the mood OR having sex through texts. Weigh in and text us! Please support our show and get discounts on our favorite brands by using our sponsors' links...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Have you ever dated a psycho? How about someone who slashed your tires and pissed in the driver's seat of your car? Mom's got war stories to share. Cam doesn't recall any psychos in particular – does that make him the psycho? We also share about yet another neurotic trip to the doctor. Please support our show and get discounts on our favorite brands by using our sponsors' links here! BACK TO THE BODY – Unlock your radical path to holistic wellness with Back to the...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ If you were to make a sex tape, what would it look like? Would you smoke hash and record yourself banging on your honeymoon as my mom did? OR, would you be like me, keep it tasteful, and take a singular photo of a clothed ass? This week we hear all about your sex tape fantasies from erotic massages while wearing ski masks to mermaid/merman f*ckfests. I also share about a spooky surprise date. Enjoy! Please support our show and get discounts on our favorite brands...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ You're having the best sex of your life...then you find out it's with your second cousin. What do you do? Do you call things off or continue in secret? This week we share the shadiest things you sneaky freaks have done while in relationships. We hear stories from catfishing an ex to selling a girlfriend's panties without her knowing. Forgive me mother, for these sneaky freaks have sinned! Please support our show and get discounts on our favorite brands by using our...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Lies? Cheats? Unapproved happy endings? What's the shadiest thing you've done that broke the rules of your relationship? My mom shares a story about her relationship with a gay man that went a bit too far. I recall an incident that ended with me running away from an ex and into the security pit of a casino. Mom receives a massage next to a very vocal client. I reflect on the fleeting nature of life and start drinking alcohol again. Please support our show and get...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ What's your number one turn-off? Bad breath? A stink from down under? Your partner forgetting that you, too, can experience pleasure? In preparation for Halloween, we hear all about your horror stories in the bedroom. Mom gets accused of being someone's mistress. I accidentally accuse someone of stealing from me. Another sneaky freak proposes to my mother. Please support our show and get discounts on our favorite brands by using our sponsors' links here! CORAL –...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Have you ever been into bad boys and/or mean girls? We all seem to fall victim to these toxic souls. Mom took revenge on one. My grandma wants to set me up with a beautiful Argentine woman, but first I must call the woman's grandmother. Mom shares some of the weirdest sex stories I've ever heard. Please support our show and get discounts on our favorite brands by using our sponsors' links here! MICRODOSE – THC + CBD microdose gummies are available nationwide! Go to...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Have you ever received a massage and not known how it was going to end? This week, I share about my rather unique Colombian massage and "hydrating facial." Mom talks about when she kicked someone out of bed after sex. I fall in love with someone after matching with them on Bumble. Please support our show and get discounts on our favorite brands by using our sponsors' links here! DIPSEA – Want to get turned on? Dipsea is an audio app that features short, sexy...