☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Mama knows best – and this week she (and I) are sharing the best relationship advice we've ever received! We also crowdsourced the best relationship advice you've ever received, and there's some wisdom here! We discuss tips on everything from the 4 signs your relationship won't survive to choosing the right one to keeping it fresh. I try a penis pump for the first time and report back. Mom nearly beats someone up on the side of the road for crossing her dog. If you...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ What is one thing that someone said to you in high school that you still remember today? Did you have a sunken treasure for a chest, like Mom was told. OR, did you allegedly "plateau" freshmen year of high school like I was told? In other news, I get kicked out of a sex toy convention. Mom discovers why masturbation is called "Fapping." Consider this my Missed Connections listing for Anya who was collecting twigs outside of my house! Please support our show and get...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ What was the first thing you searched for when you discovered the horny parts of the internet? My mom and I discuss our first adventures on the web, from naughty cab drivers to AOL profiles. My mom also shares what it was like back in the day of magazines and erotica novels. We were delighted to record this episode on YouTube Live, so we get to hear your real-time answers as well. In other news, my mom fell in love with a turtle. Both of our hearts race at the...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Mom is learning Czech so she can understand the p*rn that she watches. We debate whether retaining your sperm increases your creative juices. We hear from you sneaky freaks about the q of the week: How often do you mast*rbate and what goes through your mind before doing so? Please support our show and get discounts on our favorite brands by using our sponsors' links at sneakypod.com! BEDUCATED – There's no excuse for sh*tty sex! Learn from the sex masters on...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ 'Tis the season...have you ever been caught being naughty on a holiday vacation? In this episode, we share our stories about sex in places we shouldn't have been banging. What do you do when you're trapped in a one-room log cabin with your entire family and you get the itch? Mom shares about her new bidet and a very s****y sex story. Cam gets a taste of equine therapy and the donkeys teach him a lesson. Happy holidays! Please support our show and get discounts on...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Have you ever broken something during sex? We're talking furniture, bones, brains, etc. Mom shares her true thoughts about The Golden Bachelor and a man who rejuvenated his dick with electricity. We recount stories from our recent concert visits, including one in which we were not allowed to stand up or dance. No stars, wouldn't recommend. Please support our show and get discounts on our favorite brands by using our sponsors' links here! FACTOR MEALS – Hungry but...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ What would you tell your 18-year-old self about sex? After all these years of trial and error, we're sharing our top sex tips that we wish we knew from the start. We get to hear your sneaky freak responses about masturbation, mindset going into sex, prostate play, and more. Thanks for teaching us ways to enhance our own pleasure! I have a true Larry David moment in front of an entire wedding, and my mom shares some new sex laws. Don't miss out! Please support our...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ WE'RE BACK! After a worldwide clown tour, I (Cam) returned to surprise my mom for her 65th birthday! This is a beautiful reunion episode, where we update each other on our past three months. We have a little storytime about our first experiences buying sex toys and condoms. Turns out mom was trading ludes for sex toys in college, and I was mortifying myself in a Walgreens in front of my friend's dad. We also hear all about some of our sneaky freaks getting caught...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ In our final week before our hiatus, we ask you the question we've been debating about internally for years: In the bedroom, do you identify more as a COUGAR (like my mom) or a Clown (like me)? We talk about sexual confidence, being a pillow princess, spiritual sex, and my tendency to fall in love with impossible partners. We debate whether one of you sneaky freaks was right when you called me "an inhibited, uptight little bitch." Just when you think Mom has tried...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ What is the goofiest thing that happened to you during sex? This week we share the sexual moments in which we laughed the hardest. Times when fluids flew, farts fled, and animals showed up unexpectedly. I trade my XL condoms with a stranger. Mom reeducates everyone on the new average penis size. I contemplate my own mortality. Please support our show and get discounts on our favorite brands by using our sponsors' links here! JERKMATE – Stop masturbating alone! Chat...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Which would you rather have... a partner who has tons of money and is terrible in bed OR one who is fabulous in bed with no money? We heard from many of you sneaky freaks, and your answers astounded us! We also discuss the five love languages when it comes to pussy praising (shoutout to the Shameless Sex podcast for inspiring us!) Mom gives me an excellent solution for my migraines: SEX! Please support our show and get discounts on our favorite brands by using our...

Are you a fan of adult entertainment? Then, you've got to listen to one of our favorite Pleasure Podcasts: Holly Randall Unfiltered. In this sample from Holly's show, the iconic performer Adriana Chechick joins Holly for an interview that shows Adriana's MANY sides! You’ll hear about her upbringing in foster care, her honest reflections on career regrets, and why she finds gangbangs empowering. Adriana will surprise you with her brutally honest insight on a storied career that brought her so...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ You're in a mad dash to get somewhere, and you have no time to stop the car. Unfortunately, you gotta make doodoo and peepee REAL bad. What do you do? Do you shit in a Starbucks cup? Do you piss out the window? This week we hear all your heroic stories of relieving yourself on the road. I traveled to the mountains of Colorado for a 5-day wedding bender. Mom is convinced that no one does coke anymore, only microdoses of shrooms. She also teaches us about the variety...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ How quickly have you gone from meeting someone to banging? This week we share our stories of our fastest paths from shaking hands to boning. We discuss horny Halloween parties, not making it home from the airport, and rebound sex. I'm preparing for clown school in France. Mom provokes me by bringing up Lin-Manuel. She also creates a boobie TikTok vid. Enjoy! Please support our show and get discounts on our favorite brands by using our sponsors' links here! DIPSEA –...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ What are you secretly scrolling your social media to find? A change in someone's relationship status? Twerking dancers? Labia shadow puppets?! This week we dive into our unconscious to discover our deep-seated fantasies. We celebrate Mother's Day like most families – by drinking wine and playing Chat Sparks, a sex questions game with the family. Mom cannot be more excited to see Martha Stewart on the cover of Sports Illustrated. Please support our show and get...

We’re excited to introduce you to another show on the Pleasure Podcasts network called, Erotic Short Stories. If you’re a fan of erotica and looking for a place to indulge in your wildest fantasies, then you need to listen to Erotic Short Stories. Each week, Mia will tell you a sensual story in a silky-smooth voice that will surely get you in the mood. Check out more Erotic Short Stories wherever you get your podcasts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ What sex aren't you trying again? Spoiler alert: We're avoiding having sex with strangers on cruise ships (at least some of us are), anal play after a certain age, knife play without a detailed discussion ahead of time, and licking funky-textured balls. Mom shares about men getting their dicks chopped off. A doctor probes my a*****e. Please support our show and get discounts on our favorite brands by using our sponsors' links here! AMORUS – Up your sexting!...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ If you were to have sex with one piece of clothing still on, what would it be and why? Would it be just a dress (easy access in public)? Or just one sock (some people swear enhances their orgasm)? This week we also chat about scrolling Instagram in search of booty pics, whether bush is back, and getting arrested for being frisky with a cat. Please support our show and get discounts on our favorite brands by using our sponsors' links here! AMORUS – Up your...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Are you like my mom who loves to roleplay as an aspiring porn actress on the casting couch? Or are you more like me, imagining yourself banging in the monkey house at the zoo? This week, we share our and your favorite roleplay fantasies! Mom fights a TikToker and also debunks Tucker Carlson's views on sunning a.k.a. testicle tanning to boost testosterone. I share a quote about Albert Einstein and the power of manifestation as it relates to sex, of course. Please...

Today, we’re introducing one of our favorite podcasts, The Jordan Harbinger Show. We hope you'll check it out.

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ "Damn girl, you fart wit dat a$$!?" Yes, these pickup lines have worked for our sneaky freaks, and there's a small, teensy tiny chance that they can work for you too! My mom also shares an incredible new method she has for going to the bathroom. It was the most shocking thing I've heard her say in years. We also discuss our experiences with sex classes, like learning how to give a BJ in front of your friends. I attend a mime party. Please support our show and get...

Today, we’re sharing a preview of one of our favorite podcasts: Shameless Sex. Join April and Amy as they inspire radical self-love, sexual empowerment, and shame-free intimacy. Shameless Sex is unabashed real talk about sexuality with a playful twist. Today’s clip features return guest and dirty talk Sexpert Lola Kat to talk all about how to master the art of talking dirty in (and out of) the bedroom. You can listen to the full Shameless Sex episode #295 here. Join our sparkling new Sneaky...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ We pool our freakiest brainpower and share with you all the positions that you need to test out and probably haven't. Even mom was educated on a few moves, like The Amazon. We also unpack our recent trip to Chicago where my mom gave everyone she knows Uberlube. My sister and I discover a folder on Mom's phone that no one wanted to know about. My swiping spirals out of control. Please support our show and get discounts on our favorite brands by using our sponsors'...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ You find a genie who says you could bone anyone in the world without any consequence. Who would it be and why? We share about all our secret crushes from celebrities to the ones who got away. I share a bit too much about my penis on a second date. Mom disses her medical team. A man falls in love with an ashtray. My long-lost love, Kristen Walker, finally shows up! Please support our show and get discounts on our favorite brands by using our sponsors' links...