Episodes
For the grand finalists of Shiva this year, trials had to be overcome to reach the chance to grab glory. In much the same way, we have overcome adversity to bring you tonight’s blast. Be prepared for fast exhaling of air as we farewell a Shiva regular and preview the big round ahead on the final, yeah we’re not coming back next week, SHIVA BLAST!
Published 08/21/18
It was a week of heartbreak for some, but when it came to Sunday night, cheers could be heard from computer nooks around the country as the villain was slain and tonight, we dedicate this podcast to that iconic loss. Buckle yourselves in for a bumpy preliminary final edition of the Shiva Blast!
Published 08/14/18
It's the first week of finals and we bring on Coaches Matt March and Matthew McDonald to go through teams and have have a laugh. We attempt to talk to Coach Ben Messemaker of Lippy Kissy FC ahead of the most anticipated match of the round and it goes to s**t. F*****g Porter. But f**k it, have a listen to teams and come in the Back Door with Porter and Saunders
Published 08/10/18
After a weekend of being an insufferable bastard, for some reason BennyMacca is still hosting the podcast this week and its a big one, with Shiva finals upon us and some big ramifications from this past weekend. Crutt gets forgettful, McRath might be getting too big for his boots and Tim Marsh turns back the clock to reflect on some solid advice on a huge pre-finals SHIVA BLAST!
Published 08/07/18
Welcome to the Thursday Back Door with Porter and Saunders. Tonight we're gonna go over the ins and outs in the afl and our plans for this pod going forward. Let us know in the comments who would you Kill, F**k, Marry in Shiva and send in your matchup for us to go over in week 1 of the finals!  
Published 08/02/18
After an episode in which the wheels fell off in glorious Crutt-driven fashion, can we get things back on track this week? Given this introduction is being prepared after we recorded, the answer is no, Benny is all over the shop. Good thing we’ve got others to carry us as Crutt returns to Lippy Kissy, McRath tries another new segment (and succeeds?) and Tim Marsh weighs up the pointlessness of it all in a pre-last round bumper edition of the SHIVA BLAST!
Published 07/31/18
This week Crutt finally gets his chance to host the podcast, and lets just say the results are mixed. We get all the regular segments, maybe not in the normal format, and hear from some old friends. 
Published 07/24/18
Damon's been away for 2 weeks and apart from the notably excellent performance of Coach Tim Marsh, there’s a bit of cleaning up to be done. Benny has been head wobbling up a storm so that’s first up. The boys take stock around the leagues and see if Crutt has recovered from the heartbreak of a non-invite in this weeks SHIVA BLAST!
Published 07/17/18
Sorry Everyone, seeemed to be an error in uploading and you only got half the podcast. Plese delete the previous version and listen to this one   Nope, you guessed wrong. Damon isnt back. While he has another week off, Tim Marsh fills in, and does, well, pretty much everything for this week. Benny goes along for the ride - basically like those producer/editors that sometimes have a mic in front of them. 
Published 07/10/18
Nope, you guessed wrong. Damon isnt back. While he has another week off, Tim Marsh fills in, and does, well, pretty much everything for this week. Benny goes along for the ride - basically like those producer/editors that sometimes have a mic in front of them. 
Published 07/10/18
With Damon needing a break and myself with a new job and baby, we didnt think we would be able to bring you a pod this week. But debut cohost Tim Marsh has stepped up to the plate beautifully, and as they say, the show must go on! With contributions from regulars Jack Saunders, Crutt, and Matty McGrath, this is no half arsed podcast. No ladies and gentlemen, this is a full arsed Shiva Blast!
Published 07/04/18
We've taken a week's rest to put our feet up and prepare ourselves for the second half of the year, all the while the votes for the 2018 Shiva Song Contest stacked up. You'll find out who takes out the Mark Santillo Trophy for Musical Excellent, be disappointed by Benny and get happy with the return of both Crutt and Marsh on the post bye return of the SHIVA BLAST!
Published 06/26/18
The votes have been cast over the 2 rounds and now we are left with a Final 6. Take a listen to the finalists in their raw glory (no idiot hosts in the background talking over the top this time) and cast your 3-2-1 votes for the 2018 Shiva Song Contest Winner. Who will take out the Mark Santillo Trophy of Musical Excellence this year? It's up to you! (Only vote once though you f*****s). Vote, donate and soak up the musical final of the SHIVA BLAST (song...
Published 06/17/18
The quest for the Mark Santillo Trophy of Musical Excellence continues! In its 3rd year - 2 pods, 25 entries, Complex Voting System, it's all happening! Reigning champion Alex Mulholland sticks around to help judge and at some point Benny bails for a bit. Remember, if you enjoy the songs and have a laugh then take some time to donate to Sirens of Silence. It's time to sing-a-long again to the SHIVA BLAST!
Published 06/14/18
The quest for the Mark Santillo Trophy of Musical Excellence has never been so difficult. In its 3rd year - 2 pods, 25 entries, Complex Voting System, it's all happening! Reigning champion Alex Mulholland joins the pod to hear the first dozen entries in Part 1. Remember, if you enjoy the songs and have a laugh then take some time to donate to Sirens of Silence. Voting will be open for 48 hours (give or take an hour or two - we run a tight ship!) It's time to sing-a-long to the SHIVA BLAST!
Published 06/12/18
Well thank f**k its the bye rounds cause it seems that we aren’t the only ones that want to rest up, every man and his f*****g dog look to be wanting to put their feet up this weekend. It’s time to whip some songwriters into shape and have a quick (intially left out but then fixed) lippykissy before looking back at the best of one of our all time favourites on a special bye round edition of the SHIVA BLAST!
Published 06/05/18
For new shiva-ites, or for those that need a little inspiration to get the creative juices flowing, here is the 2017 song competition, won by Alex Mulholland!
Published 05/30/18
For new shiva-ites, or for those that need a little inspiration to get the creative juices flowing, here is the 2016 song competition, won by Mark Santillo!
Published 05/30/18
Take 2 teams out of the playing pool for a week and things went a bit haywire, especially in Div 1. Benny continues to surprise this week by not only showing up for the 3rd week running but by putting in some hard work, even if it’s just being the mouthpiece for the far more accomplished Coach Marc. It's time to prepare for the bye rounds on this weeks SHIVA BLAST!
Published 05/29/18
It’s like the powers that be have been thinking the Shiva season has been easy to this point, because this week you’ve now got the extra obstacle of playing with two less teams in the mix. F*****g perfect... Seems like Matty McGrath has taken the Port / Gold Coast bye a little too seriously and taken the week off, but fear not, drunken Crutt and friends more than make up for the time difference. With Benny’s strings being pulled like an N’Sync Marionette Puppet, this is an unmissable SHIVA...
Published 05/22/18
It’s like the powers that be have been thinking the Shiva season has been easy to this point, because this week you’ve now got the extra obstacle of playing with two less teams in the mix. F*****g perfect... Seems like Matty McGrath has taken the Port / Gold Coast bye a little too seriously and taken the week off, but fear not, drunken Crutt and friends more than make up for the time difference. With Benny’s strings being pulled like an N’Sync Marionette Puppet, this is an unmissable SHIVA...
Published 05/22/18
Gossy what a champion. But can the same be said about BennyMacca? After last weeks lifeless excuse for a pod, i’m not convinced. We pull the pod up by its bootstraps this week, and you beset believe its not the only thing Benny’s been pulling this week. It’s time for a call to action shitshippers on this weeks SHIVA BLAST!
Published 05/15/18
This week its Damon's turn to have a week off, so Gossy and Bennymacca do their best to hold the fort. 
Published 05/08/18
It’s been a crazy couple of days in injury land and if you’ve managed to dodge it all, from us here at the Shiva Blast, f**k you! We find the lucky and unlucky throughout the comp, Tim Marsh channels Michael Barlow and more on the latest episode of the SHIVA BLAST!
Published 05/01/18
Benny's headed for the wilderness with his brother. McGrath and Wingard can't adjust to Wednesdays. So it's redemption time this week on the Shiva Blast! Can Patch and Coach Gossy deliver a semi-factual Shiva Blast? The proof is in the podcast as Crutt goes wild with Lippy Kissys and Damon, via Tim Marsh, talks s**t lips. As always, we set a high bar on the SHIVA BLAST!
Published 04/25/18