Another week of audio issues, but we "muscled through". If there's a program to to drop 20 audio issues in 21 days, let us know! Just make sure we can add to cart. We'll sing about it next episode. Do diamonds get your dick hard? No? If sentimental value if more your thing, Louie has the page for you!

This episode is kicked off with the premiere of Dubai! First impressions are fire, BRUT why do the women feel the need to highlight their age gaps still?! Eff who you wanna eff, marry who you wanna marry. Drop the age debate! Brian and Hannah continue to agree throughout RHOBH about Kyle being the most annoying pot stirrer (not a fixer as she may think), but Garcelle, you're no better so take a seat!

Dog sitting and Podcasting don't necessarily work well together. We have a special guest in the background. Don't mind him! Kenya, the bootleg builder was on a roll this week. Brian supports Hannah's hate on for Kyle, but you're only as good as your last episode so we don't expect that to last. Baco in Baco Noir is short for tobacco notes, right? Fact Check: it's not. Alright, we're on our way to the outlets!

We start off with Atlanta and the reminder as to why we had a hate on for Kenya. That's a wrap for Jersey on a reunion with little resolution. Also, Traci who?! Beverly Hills' new villain steps on the scene and SHE'S RICH, HUNNY! Sutton has apparently caught the pretend amnesia bug floating around the 90210. Brian and Hannah need to hash out Bravocon still, too... To be continued... (some would say)

We start off with discussing RHOA as new found fans of Kenya (...it only took 10 seasons)! Teresa continues to annoy us during pt. 2 of the RHONJ reunion for constantly contradicting herself. Brian's favorite franchise is back and we can't get over the jaw dropping first episode of RHOBH. However, Brian pulls a Karen and would like to speak to the manager... 

Listen, we're clearly not AV techs - give us a break. We had a week of audio issues... again. This week, we're back and fired up! Our passion was reignited and are saucy over the first part of the Jersey reunion. We also quickly cover the conclusion of OC and the premiere of ATL! But man, were we not ready to let Jersey go this week. We'll also take some busted ex wives any day! Housewives and sports are basically the same, right?!

After a week of technical difficulties and a scrapped episode, we're back and clearly chaotic messes. We break down Teresa pulling her temper tantrum on Jersey and the beginning of the OC reunion. Also, why do they all have group songs all of a sudden?! It's weird. Also, does LA recycle? Asking for a friend...

We are back after a two week hiatus! Brian shares his crazy run in while in Mexico and Hannah struggles to share anything, because she still had no voice. NJ continues on with Teresa being a mega bitch and OC surprises us with some good ol' sprinter van drama brewing!

We come to the conclusion of two franchises and happily so, because we could use two hours a week back! Hannah finally gets on board with Brian's distain of Louie and we finish off with trying to make the best of our worst franchise - OC.

Kathy Hilton makes a surprise appearance in Vegas. SLC becomes the Lisa show, while Andy has his moment. Miami's Lisa annoys Andy because she was tardy to the party - maybe she was tied up waiting for her filler to dissolve. Jersey was lackluster along with our supreme lackluster franchise, OC. Also, how did Hannah end up in a gas station bathroom?! 

SLC Reunion Pt. 1 kicks off with a bomb ass set and a fiery start. Teresa continues with her strict loyalty, but only when it's self fulfilling. Alexia's movie script like life is never ending with her mother passing away on the day she was supposed to get married on. Jen is a sloppopotamus and we find out where Terry got all his wealth - and recognizes his botched face. 

Brian's distain for Louie from Jersey continues while we review potentially the most cringe worthy couple moment in housewives history. Does Adrianna and Julia think they're in the Notebook?! Go inside! 

We missed our super bowl (SLC) due to some sport game on this week, so we cover Adrianna claiming to see Ye's dick while Larsa drives off in a fury. We discus Louie's vibe and saying Teresa needs to accept accountability and this is where Brian's disgust for him begins. Heather showcases her incredible parenting skills as Kat comes out as gay. 

Hannah meets a rando at the airport with tea about the RHUGT cast. SLC continues their cinco de mayo mess and Larsa hosts a boring Hamptons jewelry launch with a 911 call for a hangover. We also discuss Jen's botched work on Jersey. Lastly, OC's dramatic sweat lodge fainting moment. We wrap up with Frank and Jen's social media drama of who spread what regarding Evan and Jackie's alleged infidelity. Andy Cohen got his star on the Hollywood walk of fame! We conclude with a buttery Chardonnay....

Welcome to Episode 1 where we share how we first bonded over housewives and brought us closer together 10 years later. 

Welcome to a Real Housewives Podcast with 2 people who have been friends for a decade. Listen to us share our opinions (warranted or not) and debate the recently aired episodes. We'll also discuss and bitch about recent social media posts and headlines! We're just here to drink wine and have fun - join us every week!