We’re so heartbroken, but we’re putting new episodes on pause. Life has caught up to us and we just can’t keep up right now. This will be our final episode for the next while. We’ll keep our library of episodes on all platforms so you can still listen to the archive. Even listening to this episode where we talk about the first 2 parts of Potomac and 3 Jersey episodes, you can tell we’re struggling a bit. Thank you so much for the last year! We truly hope to be back soon. Follow our Instagram...

Lackluster – that’s our energy level this week. Life is just catching up to us right now and we apologize for the loose release schedule and lack of banter this episode. Potomac wraps the season, and we think there’s truth to Karen’s scandal, but also think Robyn is a clown. We know Salt Lake City has started filming already for season 4 and we hope they learned from their bombed season 3. Lastly, Jersey is back!! We share out initial thoughts.

Potomac is all about the dinner table brawls and we break them down. How has Candiace become the mediator?! And can we stop going after everyone’s husband? Let’s get some new content. Between the Finale and Reunion Part 1, Salt Lake City still isn’t making our panties wet. Then we discuss Jen’s sentencing, Jersey tag lines and fire Potomac reunion looks.

Lucky for all of you, we do not plan on hosting a Live Podcast Show anytime soon, but we guarantee ours would have way more entertainment value than Reasonably Shady or Karen and Friends. Potomac is messy messy messy with Ashley’s busted Sesame Street friend and Mia and Jacqueline’s relationship being questioned. Salt Lake City continue to disappoint. This black eye storyline has got to be one of the worst in housewife history. Jen’s explosive behavior continues, and in the shadow of her...

Wendy continues to be exiled per Mia’s demands and Candiace blasts the group on IG live. Robyn is giving the most – maybe too much according to Brian and Karen remains Grand Dame status. Jen is off the rails in Salt Lake City with her reactive behavior and Heather is still playing both sides. Lisa Barlow FOR THE WIN all day, everyday.

2 girls, 1 fight. Potomac is out of control and both Wendy and Mia are out of line in our opinions. The women are on their first cast trip in the M.I.A. - We hate that we have to say that, by the way... at least there's some action though. We can't say the same for Salt Lake City. Oops is that all we have to say? Guess so... We hope the back half of the season delivers as the mid season trailer alludes to. Also, WHERE ARE THE CHURCH SCENES?! 

In our new biweekly cadence with a special guest, we start off with our opinions on Potomac's newest cast members - Wendy and Mia. They've had a couple seasons now to win us over, but they're just not the vibe! We're still loving Candiace and think the women are grasping for for storylines. Speaking of stretched storyline - a choir in SLC?! Is this filler or is this Heathers attempt to maintain screen time? We also debate if Heather is struggling to keep her favorite housewife status. You...

We're back to rating wine and over sparkling water. We kick off with the Potomac drama of Mia and her health concerns and then Chris and his interactions with the women. We really don't see the issue. Then we wrap a marathon of a Beverly Hills season. What we do agree on is that we'd be more offended with being called evil than a c**t. You now know our weak spot. Is this the last we see of Kathy? The holy grail, Salt Lake City, still doesn't disappoint. We think Angie is just stirring the pot...

We kick it off with another dry week! RHOP doesn't start off dry though, that's for sure! We see the hot mess express coming into the station. Speaking of mess, can Ashley's marriage be any more chaotic?! Not only are the ladies thinking that Ashley's divorce is a bit of smoke and mirrors, they are also questioning Mia's health! Part 1 of the RHOBH reunion kicks off with double standards and a clear hierarchy within the group. Not only do we think the girls have double standards, but maybe...

That's a wrap on Beverly Hills as the season finale concludes a bit of a shit show. Rinna's definitely gonna talk about it as she continues to burn Kathy at the stake even while she's absent. We also learned some interesting news about who leaked all the drama. We're buckled up for the reunion. Salt Lake City gets deep, maybe as deep as Lisa got to get Vida into certain bars. These women also clearly don't learn that maybe healing trips just aren't for them. We ramp up though for what looks...

We continue to prove that we have learned our tech skills on the fly. PLEASE stick past the first 12 minutes where we recognized that our mic was on the incorrect setting. We’re rusty after being off, but IT GETS BETTER! What didn’t get better though, was Atlanta. We’re not sad that it’s over, but certainly are sad that the cast stays the same next season. We break down all the Kathy drama from Aspen to Beverly Hills. Brian and Hannah basically agree to disagree when it comes to Ms. Hilton...

The Atlanta reunion kicks off and at first glance, we dig the set, with an exception to the f*****g birds. What were they thinking?! We're unsure if the birds were the most extra thing on that island, or Sanya... Did you know that Kandi was worldwide? Well, she proved it this episode, and we loved to see the Marlo compliment the women. While that was tame, relatively speaking, our heads are spinning in Aspen. Brian and Hannah discuss the friend dynamics within the RHOBH group - reality vs....

She by Sheree finally held a fashion show, WITH ACTUAL FASHIONS. If you consider athleisure fashion, but that's on trend, so we'll give it a pass. We're just happy something hit the runway. She still had a failure when it came to the website though as it crashed. Also, She by expensive to be meee! We conclude Dubai's 2 part reunion and while most fans thought the season was a snooze fest, we enjoyed it and want to see the same cast back for a second season! RHOBH is so overwhelming and...

We're so sorry for the repost. Life was super busy for us over the last week. As Dubai is concluding, we're throwing it back to when Dubai kicked off. Enjoy and we'll see you next week with our fresh and heated opinions!!   This episode is kicked off with the premiere of Dubai! First impressions are fire, BRUT why do the women feel the need to highlight their age gaps still?! Eff who you wanna eff, marry who you wanna marry. Drop the age debate! Brian and Hannah continue to agree throughout...

We were off que this week. Hannah couldn't pull herself together after watching a video of a woman being attacked by a fox. That video has more entertainment value than Atlanta has for us though. Dubai wrapped their first season and contrary to popular opinion we see online, we loved it!! We can't wait for the reunion. 2 franchises left us feeling empty. 3 a week is def our sweet spot. We conclude the show on a more serious note, condemning cyber bullying and trolls. Get a f*****g hobby. 

Sanya is doing the most and we're kind of over it, while Kandi and Marlo are still going at it. FASHION PRESENTATION?! We can't!! Dubai caught us off guard after Ayan and Stanbury cleared the air. The episode took a serious turn, but for an incredibly important conversation. We're obsessed with Rob and Crystals relationship and we're not taking sides, but we're here for the clapback, Garcelle! 

ATL stepped it up this week and as much as we love Marlo, we're team worldwide. Ralph is a slimy opportunist and we're happy Sanya had a small role. In Dubai, Sergio continues to be a leach as Stanbury tries to have a hen weekend. Lesa shares an intense story about her cousin. We got a little deep in RHOBH, but we can agree on the fact that Sutton was being a good friend this episode to Crystal and Rinna. Both of whom she's conflicted with in the past. We finish this week on our Teresa...

As Spring/Summer, September fast approaches, SHE by Sheree looks like it'll be another year passing of being a flop. Speaking of flops - Atlanta is kind of flopping for us. As much as we want Dorinda back, we want the old Dorinda. She needs to continue working on herself before joining Legacy. We're still vibing with the Dubai cast as a whole and think Chanel Ayan is throwing low key shade at Stanbury with her outfit choices. We're living for it! Erika really isn't helping her case of looking...

We took a much needed week off. Enjoy a repost of one of our favorite episodes so far!! Another week of audio issues, but we "muscled through". If there's a program to to drop 20 audio issues in 21 days, let us know! Just make sure we can add to cart. We'll sing about it next episode. Do diamonds get your dick hard? No? If sentimental value if more your thing, Louie has the page for you!

Kenya loves an entrance and continues to go at it with Marlo. Sergio is the most annoying house husband and Stanbury is delusional on what's considered a wedding dress. Brooks gives us Candiace vibes and her and Sara go at it - this is how To Be Continued should be used! In Beverly Hills, we wish we had Diana Jenkins money for a holiday party. We try to understand who's more offensive - Erika or Garcelle? RHUGT continues to understand the assignment. We need this to be continued!!! 

Well, mostly just Brian has been conned. Hannah has called it since day 1. We start and wrap with the juicy Jen Shah news. Atlanta finally showed up! Whether it was witchcraft or a college party, we love to see it. There's a new villain in Dubai. We stand corrected. We didn't know Bumble had a video call feature. Brian calls a Bumble match to fact check. We think Erika is being poorly portrayed and her drinking is being exaggerated, however Kyle still isn't translating well on our screens...

Behind the scenes, we were a little rough this week. Full of pauses and laughing attacks! We pulled it together though. We were blessed wit Queen Phaedra appearing on Dubai. However, we don't feel blessed with the codependency of Sergio and Caroline. Dorinda, are you trying to press play or stop on your RHONY pause, because at this rate, it looks like a hard stop. Brandi, we've never felt not having a drinking problem, but a drinking solution more. Lastly, RHOBH is a mess, but we love some...

This week, the ATL editing is shady AF, but it's the only thing keeping us engaged. RHUGT feels like a blast from the past and we are LIVINGGG! At least the Atlanta ladies are turning up somewhere on our screens. Also, is telling someone to STFU really that bad? I guess don't ask the So Nasty, So Rude duo... Regardless of what side you're on with Sutton and Diana, I think we can all agree that this feud is juvenile. Thank you, next! Spoiler: We found our first perfect score!!!

We're back from a week off and as loud as ever! Sanya, keep your Olympic medal and stop being so desperate, but thanks for the bib... uhh... or apron? Glitz, glam and wealth, we debate if we're loving Dubai, but Caroline S. is giving us Beverly Hills vibes with her pretend amnesia. Speaking of BH, these women could not handle the two of us on vacation.