For reasons both personal and highly arbitrary, the SVWAG style guide (authored by gibbons, of course) does not countenance using the word "teach" as a noun, with the possible exception as a casual nickname for a teacher. Thus a game does not, in our parlance, have a "teach" except insofar as you call the person explaining the rules to you "teach". As in, "yo, teach, thanks for doing this thankless job, you make our hobby possible, I'm certainly not going to give you a hard time for any minor rules errors or didactic missteps, lemme buy you a pizza, teach, you incredibly physically attractive hero."  01:25 AYURIS: Sakura Arms (BakaFire, Level 99 Games 2022) Games Played Last Week: 04:04 -La Granja: Deluxe Master Set (Michael Keller and Andreas "ode." Odendahl, Board&Dice, 2023) 10:19 -Unchained (David Gregg, Trick or Treat Studios, 2024) 18:04 -Paku Paku (Antoine Bauza, Ravensburger, 2017) 21:34 -Turbo Kidz (Emmanuel Gauvain, Scorpion Masqué, 2023) 23:46 -Nine Tiles Panic (Jens Merkl and Jean-Claude Pellin, Oink Games, 2019) 25:49 -5 Towers (Kasper Lapp, Deep Print Games, 2023) 26:33 -Clip Cut Parks (Shaun Graham and Scott Huntington, Renegade Game Studios, 2019) 28:17 -The Same Game (Wolfgang Warsch, Edition Spielwiese, 2023) 34:17 -Omen: Songs of Far Shores (John Clowdus, Small Box Games, 2024) 38:45 -The Vale of Eternity (Eric Hong, Mandoo Games, 2023) 43:27 -Sentinels of the Multiverse (Christopher Badell, Paul Bender, & Adam Rebottaro, Greater Than Games, 2011) News (and why it doesn't matter): 49:39 Ninja Division declares bankruptcy, leaves thousands of Kickstarter backers in the lurch 50:57 New Mage Knight expansion! Apocalypse Dragon from WizKids by Phil Pettifer 51:43 Star Trek Star Realms 52:02 Magical Athlete reprint by CMYK in 2025 52:41 Topic: Rules Explanations Our Sponsors: * Check out Manscaped and use my code SOWRONGGAMES for a great deal: www.manscaped.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy